Quote by jest44
I am sure your a dab Hand at that.
I expect i could rise to the ocassion with out much help but a helping hand is much appreciated
All you have to do is ask if you need help
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Who is feeling horny tonight?
Warming the Bed
if your offering then im asking 
of course i would recpriate with the offer of a helping hand amongst other things to help you over your feeling horny tonight issue
PM me and let me know where to ask
of course i would recpriate with the offer of a helping hand amongst other things to help you over your feeling horny tonight issue
PM me and let me know where to ask
Sex God
Quote by jest44
If you get bored with your flexable friend let me know
Ill bring over somthing more ridged for you to try
in kent next week so ill try and stiffen it up before then ;)
Do you mean ridged as in 'with ridges' or do you mean rigid as in 'stiff'?
Quote by freckledbird
If you get bored with your flexable friend let me know
Ill bring over somthing more ridged for you to try
in kent next week so ill try and stiffen it up before then ;)
Do you mean ridged as in 'with ridges' or do you mean rigid as in 'stiff'?
Hey I'm not fussy. Either way is okay with me.
Warming the Bed
Quote by freckledbird
If you get bored with your flexable friend let me know
Ill bring over somthing more ridged for you to try
in kent next week so ill try and stiffen it up before then ;)
Do you mean ridged as in 'with ridges' or do you mean rigid as in 'stiff'?
Stiff with ridges on
Quote by Benji Barnicals
"...baby i'm so horny i could die...
Anyone recognise those lyrics? heres a clue, HE is an aussie singer....
rolf harris
No... anyway, wasn't that something he said to the animals on Animal Hospital???? lol
you watch animal hospital (wouldnt admit watchin that if i was you )
:twisted:
aussie singers mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm is there any
Warming the Bed
Quote by Benji Barnicals
na, all males would agree with the statement above.... every 6 seconds... lol
Just beat the 6 secs...got it down to thinking of sex ever 3 secs now
being a bear of sorts, i do indeed s**t in the woods, now stop asking loody daft questions. when im not feeling horny im on e-bay. i sugget that as you are here you are always feeling horny.
please forgive me for pigeon-holing you (and thats a term of phrase, not a double entendre thingggyyyyy) lol
please forgive me for pigeon-holing you (and thats a term of phrase, not a double entendre thingggyyyyy) lol
I beg to differ! :shock:
I'm sometimes on here at 7am and it's purely to see what has gone on during the night, I especially love the locked threads at 7am (oh, how I miss them!!)
I'm (almost defo) not horny at that time, I'm usually reading posts/waiting for the kettle to boil/waiting for the *boak* weetabix to turn into mash/watching the clock to see how long I have left until the bus leaves my stop/trying to ignore the two men in my life...
But yeah, apart from that, I'm usually on here when I am horny!!! :lol:
I'm sometimes on here at 7am and it's purely to see what has gone on during the night, I especially love the locked threads at 7am (oh, how I miss them!!)
I'm (almost defo) not horny at that time, I'm usually reading posts/waiting for the kettle to boil/waiting for the *boak* weetabix to turn into mash/watching the clock to see how long I have left until the bus leaves my stop/trying to ignore the two men in my life...
But yeah, apart from that, I'm usually on here when I am horny!!!
:lol: Sorry to jump in at this time of the morning, but YESS I am sooooooooo horny tonight. We just had the most wonderful weekend and I really haven’t stopped thinking about it all week. Every time we look at each other we just break into a really big silly grin and jump all over each other.
Please tell us that this euphoria never wears off? This must be the reason we got into swinging in the first place? I just cant imagine having a weekend like that and not being in “Cheshire Cat†mode for months to come. Would be really disappointed if like all else in life it just became another daily thing.
I’m rambling again …………………..
Now where’s that rabbit?
Please tell us that this euphoria never wears off? This must be the reason we got into swinging in the first place? I just cant imagine having a weekend like that and not being in “Cheshire Cat†mode for months to come. Would be really disappointed if like all else in life it just became another daily thing.
I’m rambling again …………………..
Now where’s that rabbit?
Quote by Katien_n_John
Sorry to jump in at this time of the morning, but YESS I am sooooooooo horny tonight. We just had the most wonderful weekend and I really haven’t stopped thinking about it all week. Every time we look at each other we just break into a really big silly grin and jump all over each other.
Please tell us that this euphoria never wears off? This must be the reason we got into swinging in the first place? I just cant imagine having a weekend like that and not being in “Cheshire Cat†mode for months to come. Would be really disappointed if like all else in life it just became another daily thing.
I’m rambling again …………………..
Now where’s that rabbit?
Ahh summer fever, summer sun is hear...!
Quote by Kit-Off
I am feeling really horny tonight but hubby is at work. Am I only one who feels this way?
So i was wondering....................Did you actually manage to find someone that could help with your horny feelings? Or was it a case of Diy?
Danny
This is my first post, so have just popped my cherry with you. Just wish i had been around last week when you were horny! lol
