Who is feeling horny tonight?

3 May 2005

I am feeling really horny tonight but hubby is at work. Am I only one who feels this way?

3 May 2005

na, all males would agree with the statement above.... every 6 seconds... lol

3 May 2005

Quote by Benji Barnicals
na, all males would agree with the statement above.... every 6 seconds... lol

It is always on my mind so I think women might be worse. Well I am!!

3 May 2005

I was feeling Horny...........................but Randy got jealous so I had to feel them instead lol

Dave_Notts

3 May 2005

Quote by Dave__Notts
I was feeling Horny...........................but Randy got jealous so I had to feel them instead
Dave_Notts

So who is Randy?

3 May 2005

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I am feeling really horny tonight but hubby is at work. Am I only one who feels this way?

Yup I'll stick my hand up for that one!

3 May 2005

Quote by thisisme

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I am feeling really horny tonight but hubby is at work. Am I only one who feels this way?

Yup I'll stick my hand up for that one!
Why put your hand up for that one? Dont you mean I'll stick my hand UP that one?

3 May 2005

Quote by Dave__Notts
I was feeling Horny...........................but Randy got jealous so I had to feel them instead
Dave_Notts

aww dave, you beat me to it!!
I was gonna say : I was feeling horny but then my partner got jealous cos I'm ALWAYS feeling horny so I had to stop and feel him instead.

3 May 2005

Quote by manofmuchfun
Not me.............I'm spent !
cant even raise an eyebrow !.........

I are lucky. Cant you go again in a little while?

3 May 2005

men think of sex every 6 seconds? if that were true, i would'nt get any work done! biggrin

3 May 2005

Quote by outdoor_games
men think of sex every 6 seconds? if that were true, i would'nt get any work done!

I never get any work done.

3 May 2005

Quote by Kit-Off
men think of sex every 6 seconds? if that were true, i would'nt get any work done!

I never get any work done.
Normally every other word written is something sexual...
"Dear customer, I Horny, regret to get laid that..." you get the idea...

3 May 2005

Quote by manofmuchfun
Not me.............I'm spent !
cant even raise an eyebrow !.........

I are lucky. Cant you go again in a little while?
what.........after all afternoon ! ........there was three of us.......!
Why dident you call me?
I forgot to tell you horny and randy was here ! biggrin

3 May 2005

Why put your hand up for that one? Dont you mean I'll stick my hand UP that one?

Lol - actually can't stick my hands up - they're busy!

3 May 2005

Quote by thisisme
Why put your hand up for that one? Dont you mean I'll stick my hand UP that one?

Lol - actually can't stick my hands up - they're busy!
Oh yer what are they doing?

3 May 2005

Quote by Kit-Off
I was feeling Horny...........................but Randy got jealous so I had to feel them instead
Dave_Notts

So who is Randy?
Randy is Horny's cousin........but sister to Up-fer-it......Want-it-now is just a friend to Horny, but knows Randy.
Any clearer for you? :shock:
Dave_Notts

3 May 2005

Quote by Kit-Off
Why put your hand up for that one? Dont you mean I'll stick my hand UP that one?

Lol - actually can't stick my hands up - they're busy!
Oh yer what are they doing?
he's wanking with one hand and typing with the other, a skill many of us have mastered biggrin

3 May 2005

Quote by manofmuchfun
didnt call you cos
(a) I didnt have yout number
(b) with a second female I might not have lasted that long !
(c) I was running out of coffee .........
but dont let that put you off !
Thats okay I can have tea
Alan..........

3 May 2005

Quote by Kit-Off
Why put your hand up for that one? Dont you mean I'll stick my hand UP that one?

Lol - actually can't stick my hands up - they're busy!
Oh yer what are they doing?
he's wanking with one hand and typing with the other, a skill many of us have mastered biggrin

3 May 2005

3 May 2005

he's wanking with one hand and typing with the other, a skill many of us have mastered biggrin

What a cool trick. Can I see?

3 May 2005

Always feeling horny
however im in herts here on my own and your in kent
so just have to amuse myself(again)
ill let you know next time im in kent smile

3 May 2005

Quote by Kit-Off
he's wanking with one hand and typing with the other, a skill many of us have mastered

What a cool trick. Can I see?
i lie, i have not mastered this art.... i make typos every other word if i'm cybering and as you can tell, i have not made one single typing mostake... oops rolleyes

3 May 2005

Quote by jest44
Always feeling horny
however im in herts here on my own and your in kent
so just have to amuse myself(again)
ill let you know next time im in kent

I know that feeling I will just have to get my flexable friend out again

3 May 2005

Not toooo flexable i hope
need somthing a little ridged some times.
anyhow Prob find that the batts are flat smile

3 May 2005

Quote by jest44
Not toooo flexable i hope
need somthing a little ridged some times.
anyhow Prob find that the batts are flat

I promise you they are not flat. I always have spair ones any way.

3 May 2005

You can always use the good ol' hand powered variety wink

3 May 2005

If you get bored with your flexable friend let me know
Ill bring over somthing more ridged for you to try
in kent next week so ill try and stiffen it up before then ;)

3 May 2005

Quote by jest44
If you get bored with your flexable friend let me know
Ill bring over somthing more ridged for you to try
in kent next week so ill try and stiffen it up before then ;)

Dont worry if you cant stiffen up I can do that

3 May 2005

I am sure your a dab Hand at that.
I expect i could rise to the ocassion with out much help but a helping hand is much appreciated