Who needs it (sex) anyway!

1 Jan 2006

There`s times I`d rather just have a cup of tea and a jaffa-cake! that`ll last me a good fifteen minutes - maybe longer!
Mind, I do get the urge sometimes; and then, well, there`s no stoping me - as many a fair maiden would testify...
Mind (confession time); I may not be -quite- as good as I once was, but, I`m as good once as I ever was!
How badly do you need it?

1 Jan 2006

No thanks !! I would be a habitual masturbater !!!
Best wishes Alan

1 Jan 2006

Nah, can't be bothered - pass me a jaffa cake

1 Jan 2006

Quote by bluexxx
Nah, can't be bothered - pass me a jaffa cake

End of challenge -- going off to tell on you!
rotflmao

1 Jan 2006

*Pants and crawls across the forum floor*.........oh shurrup I haven't had it for a bloomin week .... not long you might say, but I can't see any on the horizon...which makes it all soooooooooo much worse to bear sad

1 Jan 2006

Quote by bluexxx
Nah, can't be bothered - pass me a jaffa cake

Why not have both?

1 Jan 2006

Quote by North Star
There`s times I`d rather just have a cup of tea and a jaffa-cake! that`ll last me a good fifteen minutes - maybe longer!
How badly do you need it?

save the jaffa for later then i can have me cake and eat it blast

1 Jan 2006

Quote by tabbi
*Pants and crawls across the forum floor*.........oh shurrup I haven't had it for a bloomin week .... not long you might say, but I can't see any on the horizon...which makes it all soooooooooo much worse to bear

A week? Gah, lucky you! I'm going through my longest dry spell since my sex career took off - three bloody months! Aaaaaaarrrgh!

1 Jan 2006

Quote by tabbi
*Pants and crawls across the forum floor*.........oh shurrup I haven't had it for a bloomin week .... not long you might say, but I can't see any on the horizon...which makes it all soooooooooo much worse to bear

No body want to "water your flower"... must be the water down there.

1 Jan 2006

Quote by welshsexmonkey
*Pants and crawls across the forum floor*.........oh shurrup I haven't had it for a bloomin week .... not long you might say, but I can't see any on the horizon...which makes it all soooooooooo much worse to bear

A week? Gah, lucky you! I'm going through my longest dry spell since my sex career took off - three bloody months! Aaaaaaarrrgh!three months god thats a long time ,could be worse could be four months,sex career well think you want to your contract :small-print: lol

1 Jan 2006

Jaffa cake, mmmmmmm I could and have thought of some great places to eat one from. wink

1 Jan 2006

Dont you just hate school hollidays?
Caron and me are panting for it, but with the little darlings in the house 24/7 makes it all a little fraught rolleyes

1 Jan 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
Dont you just hate school hollidays?
Caron and me are panting for it, but with the little darlings in the house 24/7 makes it all a little fraught

lol yup know what you mean mate ,am felling horny right now .cant wait for there bed time . redface

1 Jan 2006

a week? 3 months? blimey and there was me sulking last night cos i didnt get it as he was working!!! He does have a nice uniform though biggrin

1 Jan 2006

Quote by tabbi
*Pants and crawls across the forum floor*.........oh shurrup I haven't had it for a bloomin week .... not long you might say, but I can't see any on the horizon...which makes it all soooooooooo much worse to bear

A week thats nothing ,not had any for 18 months now sad

(at least that was very very special ) maybe i should get out more .

2 Jan 2006

i think most pople have times when they just can't be arsed
i have been to clubs all fired up for a good night, got there and though...i just can't be bothered tonight :shock:
think it depends on many things like how much sleep you've had, having a good diet etc if you don't eat right and have to many late nights your energy level just drops i find
or am i just getting all techical now? lol

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