Well...gave me a giggle anyway
Singing to tune of Gloria gaynor..I will survivie
At first i was afraid, i was petrified!
When you said you had ten inches, lord i almost died!
But then i spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
that i grew strong and knew that i could take you on......
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you bought me a French Fry!
I should of known that it was Bullshit,
Just a sad pathetic dream!
Should of known there was no anaconda lurking in your jeans!
Go on now-go, walk out the door, don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a prat to think i wouldn't find out?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count?
I will survive! I will suvive!
As long as i have batteries, my sex life's going to thrive!
I will always have a good sex life, with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive, HEY HEY!
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who said size don''''t count...lol
Sexlightened
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: had me in stitches especially when i sang it to myself :karaoke: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Sexpert
OMG...
That had me in fits.....
Nice one dean........
That had me in fits.....
Nice one dean........
:rotflmao: I am amazed by some peoples talents here.
