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who strips for there partner?
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Sex God
Nope, always stay fully clothed. Sleep in an ankle length winceyette nightdress, bedsocks and hat.
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Sex God
I would, but always seems to have other things on my mind. 
Sex God
Quote by sexymale21
in a sexy way?
try as I might I can never get wallpaper off the wall and make it look anything other than dull.
Casanova
Quote by davej
in a sexy way?
try as I might I can never get wallpaper off the wall and make it look anything other than dull.
You have to use a REALLY BIG SPONGE and a little imagination
Sex God
Quote by sexymale21
Nope, always stay fully clothed. Sleep in an ankle length winceyette nightdress, bedsocks and hat.
funny
Well apparently the others saw the funny side.
Do you strip in a sexy way then?
Sex God
Quote by wildwilly
in a sexy way?
try as I might I can never get wallpaper off the wall and make it look anything other than dull.
You have to use a REALLY BIG SPONGE and a little imagination
with the greatest of respect wildwilly, how the fuck is a big cake gonna help
Casanova
With the greatest of mutual respect Davej....a finger of fudge is just enough to give her a treat, its full of creamy goodness and very small and neat...but if this is not to hand sponge fingers or a french fancy may be utilised
Sex God
guys you two make me laugh, sponge cakes indeed
Sex God
Maybe if I had a partner to strip for and didn't feel like a right plonker (oh yes I can get embarrassed)
Sex God
Quote by Lil_Bunny
Maybe if I had a partner to strip for and didn't feel like a right plonker (oh yes I can get embarrassed)
Well maybe it can be arranged.........
Now who would you like
Sex God
Quote by Sarah1448
Maybe if I had a partner to strip for and didn't feel like a right plonker (oh yes I can get embarrassed)
Well maybe it can be arranged.........
Now who would you like
Pick me, pick me !!!!!!
Sex God
Quote by davej
in a sexy way?
try as I might I can never get wallpaper off the wall and make it look anything other than dull.
You have to use a REALLY BIG SPONGE and a little imagination
with the greatest of respect wildwilly, how the fuck is a big cake gonna help
I can see it now........
Davej naked and smothered with spongecake...... :crazy:
"I'm ready Mrs Davej" he shouts and then lies back and closes his eyes......
"mmmmm that's nice Mrs Davej, but I don't remember you having such a rough tongue?
:? :? :? Opens eye's to find the donkey from the bottom of the garden eating spongecake with a :mrgreen: look on it's face and Mrs Davej dissapearing out the door with Davej's credit cards and car keys.
:x :x :x :x :x :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: End At Home With The J's. :lol:
Sex God
Quote by Sarah1448
Maybe if I had a partner to strip for and didn't feel like a right plonker (oh yes I can get embarrassed)
Well maybe it can be arranged.........
Now who would you like
Not sure if I could make a choice lol so many to choose from!
Sex God
I never strip, I just paint over what is already there :? :? :?
:? :? :? Sex God
:rotflmao: Easy, Mr Kipling don't make em big enough and I will kindly remind you that the donkey to which you refer is indeed a pony.
The scenario you paint could well be true, as mrs davej is not an advocate of 'food play' unless we can count the razor sharp toast crumbs that embed themselves into my arse after she has munched her way though breakfast in bed.
..........and to drag the thread back I can honestly say I've never found 'the strip' to be anything other than well....... amusing
oooh quick edit after reading CQ.......unfortunately the Unicorn is not mine they belong to the guy with the big book and are his special creatures I am merely their earth keeper.
Quote by freckledbird
Nope, always stay fully clothed. Sleep in an ankle length winceyette nightdress, bedsocks and hat.
funny
Well apparently the others saw the funny side.
Do you strip in a sexy way then?
Well i thought it was funny......Bev,what was he expecting with such a thought our post???
Sex God
Thanks Dave No sense of humour some folks eh?
I have to agree with Davej on this one - always found 'the strip' highly amusing. Chris looks sexier when he's stripping walls and I just fall about laughing if I try to do a 'strip' for him :lol:
No sense of humour some folks eh?I have to agree with Davej on this one - always found 'the strip' highly amusing. Chris looks sexier when he's stripping walls and I just fall about laughing if I try to do a 'strip' for him :lol:
Quote by freckledbird
Thanks Dave
I have to agree with Davej on this one - always found 'the strip' highly amusing. Chris looks sexier when he's stripping walls and I just fall about laughing if I try to do a 'strip' for him :lol:
Totally agree don't think me or Mags could keep a straight face if we stripped for each other.I can't even be bothered with proper strippers they always look like they would rather be somewhere else.
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yea but do you just take them off, or put a little sexy show on? thats what im asking people!
Why are you asking..? Are you some kind of pervert...?
(Mrs)
Don't be silly, no perverts on here
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Sex God
Quote by Lil_Bunny
Maybe if I had a partner to strip for and didn't feel like a right plonker (oh yes I can get embarrassed)
Well maybe it can be arranged.........
Now who would you like
Not sure if I could make a choice lol so many to choose from! mm lil ya still cant dance
Quote by Lil_Bunny
Maybe if I had a partner to strip for and didn't feel like a right plonker (oh yes I can get embarrassed)
Well maybe it can be arranged.........
Now who would you like
Not sure if I could make a choice lol so many to choose from!
Why not gather all the volunteers together and strip in front of all of them - or strip one-on-one on a rotational basis, for example Davej one night, Easy another, HungryP, myself, Rachel on different nights - each time you'd be improving with all the practice ( sorry for putting your name down if you haven't volunteered - no offence meant )
