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guess who is typing this with a finger wrapped up, having had 4 stiches in it, after shutting the land rover door on it this afternoon.
yep ME
So please feel free to laugh at my expense while i lirk here in pain
That will stop you picking your nose lol
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
That will stop you picking your nose lol

true, but not from using a key , thats the other hand
73's phread
Oh how's he gonna wank now ... poor love he will need someone to help him out there too biggrin
DD
So you haven`t told your Landy that you love recently then!!!! kiss They have feelings too you know!! :therethere: My Disco has had a new driver`s side door handle for Xmas :thrilled: :thrilled: -------- make sure you get yours something before she bites you again biggrin
Quote by bumpkin
So you haven`t told your Landy that you love recently then!!!! kiss They have feelings too you know!! :therethere: My Disco has had a new driver`s side door handle for Xmas :thrilled: :thrilled: -------- make sure you get yours something before she bites you again biggrin

I woud'nt mind but she's just had 2 front spring hangers and a perkins prima engine, what else do u get a girl
Quote by bumpkin
So you haven`t told your Landy that you love recently then!!!! kiss They have feelings too you know!! :therethere: My Disco has had a new driver`s side door handle for Xmas :thrilled: :thrilled: -------- make sure you get yours something before she bites you again biggrin

I woud'nt mind but she's just had 2 front spring hangers and a perkins prima engine, what else do u get a girl
Ahh yes, but if you equate an outer door handle to a set of earings-------- :inlove: :bounce: :bounce:
Hardy har....
or should that be, dah dit dah
P.S. Done similar myself, but it was dropping a TL922 on my little finer.... Ouch.
Quote by Phoenix
Hardy har....
or should that be, dah dit dah
P.S. Done similar myself, but it was dropping a TL922 on my little finer.... Ouch.

never liked things with 3-500's in meself, prefer a few 572b's
Me laugh at sparky dunno
YES rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
You daft sod kiss
Quote by sparky230
Hardy har....
or should that be, dah dit dah
P.S. Done similar myself, but it was dropping a TL922 on my little finer.... Ouch.

never liked things with 3-500's in meself, prefer a few 572b's
We'll be told off again if we carry on
bolt
Quote by Phoenix
Hardy har....
or should that be, dah dit dah
P.S. Done similar myself, but it was dropping a TL922 on my little finer.... Ouch.

never liked things with 3-500's in meself, prefer a few 572b's
We'll be told off again if we carry on
bolt
maybe but this place needs a little humour at the moment, and by the way the pain killers have just worn out and my finger flucking hurts!!!!
Quote by Phoenix
We'll be told off again if we carry on
bolt

innocent
Quote by Scandal
And this is meant to be interesting is it? rolleyes
Now if you'd said you'd shut your cock in the door that would be funny! lol

I can confirm from experience that when a Landy bites it FEELS like you`ve shut your cock in the door even if it is your finger thats been caught!
Not my cock , no but my fingers ..... a diferent story! It just brings tears to your eyes just the same!
kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
this feels better my post about my finger has turned into utter bollox, just like the old place, i feel a ray of sunshine over head.
anyway scandal u need to be specifc with the landy the door on a series 1 is lot different to a disco, and if talk about a forward control.
Think we`ve lost `im Sparky!!! rotflmao
Quote by Scandal
Think we`ve lost our marbles Sparky!!! rotflmao

I lost mine the day i joined
now back to my finger is it susposed to be going black!!!
Rubber off the disintregating door seal? innocent
Quote by bumpkin
Rubber off the disintregating door seal? innocent

door seal? this is a series 3 not a freelander, what do i want a door seal for.
Quote by sparky230
Rubber off the disintregating door seal? innocent

door seal? this is a series 3 not a freelander, what do i want a door seal for.
For the remains to flap about in the breeze.
Quote by Scandal
Fookin Hell!! Do you folks spend your weekends goin round slammin car doors or summat?
confused :? :?
lol

Yeah we're testers for VW .........
Quote by sparky230
Rubber off the disintregating door seal? innocent

door seal? this is a series 3 not a freelander, what do i want a door seal for.
Just be thankful it's got bleedin doors.............
Quote by sparky230
guess who is typing this with a finger wrapped up, having had 4 stiches in it, after shutting the land rover door on it this afternoon.
yep ME
So please feel free to laugh at my expense while i lirk here in pain

It was only a Series 3 door sparky confused wot ya whining about..... theres nowt to em!
............................ Now if ya had dropped the Bonnet on yer pinkies, then a good whine would be in order cos that really, really does f*ckin hurt!!!! mad esp with the spare wheel on it :shock:
Top tip.... all you pain luvers out there..... try a 432 door ..... wink
it was the rear door that bit, and on my swb, that has the spare attached, so it hurt.
and its all gone bluey/black this morning
Quote by Scandal
Not my cock , no but my fingers ..... !

Just to be clear about this, basically you could tell which car was the Land Rover when your fingers were slammed in the door?
confused :? :?
Yep
Quote by Scandal
Not my cock , no but my fingers ..... !

Just to be clear about this, basically you could tell which car was the Land Rover when your fingers were slammed in the door?
confused :? :?
Yep