The first way is nearly too horrible to describe, but, though it pains me to do it, in the interest of fair play, it has to be mentioned. That is, that no Mods are allowed to shag anyone at all :cry: !
Ok, well you can forget that one RIGHT now!
The second, but most definitely the fairest way, of keeping our integrity intact, is very, very simple. We, the Moderators of this fair Site, will, for the good of all, agree to shag every member of Swinging Heaven. This will alleviate any allegations of favouritism and prove just how much this Site means to us and how far we will go to continue to uphold the standards required.
So, it is now up to you, you upstanding members, to formally request that you wish to shag/ be shagged by a Mod. You must name the Mod you require, along with the flimsiest excuse you can think of as to why you and why them. All requests MUST be posted here first and no PM's to individual Mods until you have posted here.
I hope you will all treat this post with the reverence it deserves.
I thank you!
Mal
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