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I got locked! unfair treatment of the blokes on this sit I say, and very nice it was too.
Little pricks are ok but not big pusies
Quote by goodporking
I got locked! unfair treatment of the blokes on this sit I say, and very nice it was too.
Little pricks are ok but not big pusies

Stop whinging - you got locked by a bloke!!
Now get yer willy out for the girls!!
rotflmao
Mal
Quote by goodporking
I got locked! unfair treatment of the blokes on this sit I say, and very nice it was too.
Little pricks are ok but not big pusies

want some cheese to go with that whine?
Quote by Mal
I got locked! unfair treatment of the blokes on this sit I say, and very nice it was too.
Little pricks are ok but not big pusies

Stop whinging - you got locked by a bloke!!
Now get yer willy out for the girls!!
rotflmao
Mal
and mal lol :lol:
oh and bloke bolt :lol:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
pah who needs it?
fancy sharing me double ender red? wink

Of course :wink:
It will be firmer, bigger, stiffer & longer lasting.
It will be much better than the three maggot men rolleyes
Amateurs them 3 :roll:
Quote by HornyRed
pah who needs it?
fancy sharing me double ender red? wink

Of course :wink:
It will be firmer, bigger, stiffer & longer lasting.
It will be much better than the three maggot men rolleyes
Amateurs them 3 :roll:
whooo hooo i've pulled :bounce:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
pah who needs it?
fancy sharing me double ender red? wink

Of course :wink:
It will be firmer, bigger, stiffer & longer lasting.
It will be much better than the three maggot men rolleyes
Amateurs them 3 :roll:
whooo hooo i've pulled :bounce:
Where is sleazy the pervy pic collector :roll: ( Real man )
Quote by naughtynymphos1
pah who needs it?
fancy sharing me double ender red? wink

Of course :wink:
It will be firmer, bigger, stiffer & longer lasting.
It will be much better than the three maggot men rolleyes
Amateurs them 3 :roll:
whooo hooo i've pulled :bounce:
That's a first!! rotflmao
right, where that pump gone
Quote by Mal
pah who needs it?
fancy sharing me double ender red? wink

Of course :wink:
It will be firmer, bigger, stiffer & longer lasting.
It will be much better than the three maggot men rolleyes
Amateurs them 3 :roll:
whooo hooo i've pulled :bounce:
That's a first!! rotflmao
excuse me :shock:
i'll have you know........ yeah ok don't tell everyone lol
Quote by HornyRed

Hey, i thought i would bump into Meatyfaceache, Victor Meldrew & MCB, are they here yet.
Come on in boys, i will measure your maggots :twisted:
Dont be shy, we all know that you three needle dicks will be fighting it out for Gold, silver & bronze :twisted:
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
the 3 tossers wink


If you insist
Quote by northwest-cpl

Hey, i thought i would bump into Meatyfaceache, Victor Meldrew & MCB, are they here yet.
Come on in boys, i will measure your maggots :twisted:
Dont be shy, we all know that you three needle dicks will be fighting it out for Gold, silver & bronze :twisted:
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
the 3 tossers wink


If you insist
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Wow :shock: :shock: :shock: its much bigger than i thought you had :wink:
Next maggot :twisted:
Quote by northwest-cpl

Hey, i thought i would bump into Meatyfaceache, Victor Meldrew & MCB, are they here yet.
Come on in boys, i will measure your maggots :twisted:
Dont be shy, we all know that you three needle dicks will be fighting it out for Gold, silver & bronze :twisted:
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
the 3 tossers wink


If you insist
:shock: :shock: :shock: WTF :!: :!:
Quote by northwest-cpl
:shock: :shock: :shock: WTF :!: :!:

rotflmao :rotflmao:
Meatys is half the size :shock:

We will need this i think, dont laugh at him when he gets here.
:cry:
Smallest prick.... dunno
But the biggest prick is usually the one with no bollocks! rolleyes
Quote by MikeStaffs
who doing the measuring ??

I will offer, if i have too rolleyes
Fecking brill lol :lol:
Yes ,
I have been seduced by the power of the Red Boot. :shock:
Any time u like hornyred!
I usually find if i do it i add a cpl of inches on for good measure
Quote by MikeStaffs
Any time u like hornyred!
I usually find if i do it i add a cpl of inches on for good measure

Not in this thread rolleyes thats cock cheating evil
Dare I ?????
redface
I might get away with it while she's away.
Dawnie, Alex, and I think Kit - look away now - there's nothing here to see surprisedops:
Quote by HornyRed
who doing the measuring ??

I will offer, if i have too rolleyes


If you're doing the measuring I suggest you read this first. lol
LOL , i think i need a copy of that NW!!
Quote by MikeStaffs
LOL , i think i need a copy of that NW!!

Sorry but hornyred's bought them all, her need was greater than yours. :giggle:
Its not all about size ....is it? :shock:
Quote by northwest-cpl
LOL , i think i need a copy of that NW!!

Sorry but hornyred's bought them all, her need was greater than yours. :giggle:
My needs rolleyes i dont have any needs, why would i ?
I certainly dont need a book to tell me how to measure maggots, which are probably less than 1 centimetre.
Keep your book wink
Mr Meldrew, its time for your tiny thing to be measured.
Relax yourself, i have had loads of practice, all large tho. This little fellow should be no problem.
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by HornyRed
I certainly dont need a book to tell me how to measure maggots, which are probably less than 1 centimetre.


Just don't try and bite off more than you can chew, although with your gob that shouldn't be a problem. poke
Quote by northwest-cpl

I certainly dont need a book to tell me how to measure maggots, which are probably less than 1 centimetre.


Just don't try and bite off more than you can chew, although with your gob that shouldn't be a problem. poke
You said it for me rolleyes
Saying that, a door mouse could bite your maggot off.
Its about time you got over this inadequate self consious problem you have with your genitals redface Im here if you need a chat.
lol :lol: :lol:
Doh, I never win anything, at least thought I might have a chance at this lol
Does the fluffing offer only apply to the top 3?
:idea: pop of to Asda for a bag of ice to sit on, then send pick, fluff in the bag. Yeh smile
Quote by Sarah
Small
I don't think I have ever seen small on this site.
I demand photographic evidence please via pm................. lol :lol: :lol:

Sheesh, your bleedin photo album must be splitting at the seams by now hun :twisted:
Send them on to me and i will look after them for you
Gill x