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Who would play me in a movie of my life?

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OK - another game from a relative newbie who's been made to feel most welcome on here and promises not to kiss his partner at the Manchester munch on the 26th lol Sink or swim time again ...
The game: In a movie of your life - who would play you?
The rules: It must be a fairly accurate description of your personality type or lifestyle at the time and no, we can't all be Brad Pitt and JeLo as that's cheating wink
For starters - me:
School life: Robbie Williams
Single adult life: Bridget Jones
Partnered Life: Colin Firth AKA Mr Darcy
If I ever got 'divorced': Samantha (Sex In The City)
Bloke2005
With my sodden luck Pauline Fowler out of Eastenders, cant remeber her real name, but it would be as she is now not as she ws when she was Miss Brahms!! sad
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With my sodden luck Pauline Fowler out of Eastenders, cant remeber her real name, but it would be as she is now not as she ws when she was Miss Brahms!! sad

Wendy Richards... but to be honest - with a bum like that, who gives a fuck? lol
Dawn French
rolleyes
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Dawn French
Any particular character Jags?
rolleyes
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Dawn French
Any particular character Jags?
rolleyes

Vicar of Dibley cos she got to fuck a really sexy bloke and made friends with Darcy.
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phil mitchell now
I don't know her real name but the girl who played "Donna" in soldier soldier, I was married to a squaddie & lived in Germany at the time it was showing, even my mum used to say "when I watch it Donna always reminds me of you" lol
Al Pacino
"say hello to my little friend" lol
hmmm, have to combine gene hackaman and danny devito, short, ugly but funny at times and just down right bloody foolish at others
Still thinking about this
School life: Bonnie Langford (think Violet Elizabeth in Just William)
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Still thinking about this
School life: Bonnie Langford (think Violet Elizabeth in Just William)

Will you Scweam and scweam and scweam Freckle? lol
For me, as a kid I would say the spotty one who did judo, used to be in Grange Hill. Alan was it?
As an Adult, there are very few to choose from who are tall enough. Dolph Lundgren is the only one that comes to mind, but if it is personality it would be a mixture of Hugh Grant (for politeness), Johnny Depp for charisma and a young Sean Connery for sex-appeal. Any good ladies? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Still thinking about this
School life: Bonnie Langford (think Violet Elizabeth in Just William)

Will you Scweam and scweam and scweam Freckle? lol
For me, as a kid I would say the spotty one who did judo, used to be in Grange Hill. Alan was it?
As an Adult, there are very few to choose from who are tall enough. Dolph Lundgren is the only one that comes to mind, but if it is personality it would be a mixture of Hugh Grant (for politeness), Johnny Depp for charisma and a young Sean Connery for sex-appeal. Any good ladies? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ladies? Flicks my switch :lol:
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young Sean Connery for sex-appeal. Any good ladies? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
He didn't get sexy until he was past 45, you're ruining my imagine of you.
Stop it smackbottom :smackbottom:
Jas
XXX
Sharon Stone.......hide ya rabbits :shock:
Well you look like him a bit. Is he from 'Boys from the Black stuff?
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Well you look like him a bit. Is he from 'Boys from the Black stuff?

There's a clue Bev, in my location!
:doh: didn't see that lol
OOh good topic. This is one of our favourite patry questions. My chap is a mixture of Ed Norton/John Cusack. I prefer John cos he's all sweet and gentle. Although my man is very french looking and I think he looks a bit like that lovely French director that falls in love with Amelie... (remember - on the bike?)
Last night my chap said I could have Salma Hayek play me (ooh what a compliment). I think it's cos I was dancing like a alp dancer round the bedroom yesterday and it reminded him of Dusk til Dawn. When I was younger it'd have to be Winona Ryder as she was in Mermaids. I was very miserbale, intense and religious... Glad things have changed!
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young Sean Connery for sex-appeal. Any good ladies? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
He didn't get sexy until he was past 45, you're ruining my imagine of you.
Stop it smackbottom :smackbottom:
Jas
XXX
As Jas has kindly pointed out that Big Sean was only good looking once he got a little older, I have decided to change my choices.
Instead of Sean Connery, Hugh, Dolph and Johnny Depp, I am now going for Reese, Marmalade, Tim and Vix to make up the people to play me at various stages of my life.
Is that better Jas? :lol: surprised :lol:
PS, the spanking only serves to make me hornier. :twisted:
it would have to be Bob Hoskins............... bugger someone pass the Slimfast
Unfortunately I'm a bit like Ross in Friends -but not AS anal lol :lol:
Would like to change but I'm too caught up in an emotional maelstrom at the mo! (not really- just getting in character)
Single adult life : Kim Cattrall
Married life: dunno yet
Divorced: Hmmmmmmm if it ever happened
the lawyers of fabio grooverider would like to issue the following statement........
any persons wishing to make a film of the life of "fabio grooverider" will only be allowed to if the following actors play the part of the affer-mentioned....
Will Smith
Denzel Washington
Wesley Snipes
Samuel L Jackson
thank you.............
the lawyers working on behalf of fabio grooverider........
mine has to be good old phillip neveille.
he looks like me, plays football like me and is dopey as me, hey we are both auditioning for twins 2!!! and he is a red just like me.
actually it should be i am just like him as he is older and by definition has done things first.
hmmmm i will ponder this thought.
MikeC