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Who would the lads rather do?

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Natasha kapinsky or Lorraine Kelly?
neither dunno
hmmmmm.....Cum Dancing or a bit of Breakfast TV dunno .......tricky one...........
can I have Kirsty Young instead please? sillyhwoar:
lorraine kelly for me
i just keep thinking about her with a big hairy minge
may be wrong lol
i think its the influence from Bo selecta
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fern brittain :twisted:

hmmmm, maybe we could double up...100% in agreement with you on that red :twisted:
posh bint or jock totty? mmmmmm i'd willingly do both and at the same time
ahh, it takes me back to my very first post
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/459166.html#459166
those were the days :smile2:
Tash Kerplunk does it for me everytime ..... that Kelly bird is a bit of a minger I think
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Tash Kerplunk does it for me everytime ..... that Kelly bird is a bit of a minger I think

LK is lovelly, and has a very naughty glint in her eyes :rascal:
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Natasha kapinsky or Lorraine Kelly?

this is rather sexist evil :evil: directing your comments only to the lads lol :lol: :lol:
but personally I'll have any of the 'charmed' girls :twisted: wink
Kapinksy, not a fan of what comes out of her mouth but me coming in her mouth sounds good
Natasha every time
given the chance
Any of the celabs mentioned would do me, always wanted to fcuk someone famous :twisted:
Definatley tasha........ biggrin :D :D
I'd go for Lorraine Kelly, bustier and I'd imagine bawdier!
Kaplinsky's not half bad mind.
Going back to the mention of Fern Britton though, she's a big lass but she's a bonny lass and there is something about her that says 'insatiable'.
and what about the ladies...?? any suggestions for us?
personally for me it would be between ray winstone and ........
im struggling to think.....
no. ray winstone it is.
no contest.
I would say Lorraine Kelly I mean have you seen her growler
Fiona Bruce. She's a drink on a stick is that lass. :rose:
(Dunno who Lorraine Kelly is!)
Don't really fancy Lorraine or Natasha that much. But I definitely would shag Fiona Bruce. She seems to be the type of woman into deep anal :P
would like to add Jenni Falconer to the list of morning lovlies!
She is stunning and the Scots accent is just <Drool, Drool>
How about that bird who does the weather on sky,Lisa hump oh my lordy she is a stunner and that Irish accent 69position
I dont want either of those two,
I will just settle for Kaz lol :P
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I dont want either of those two,
I will just settle for Kaz lol :P

Oooohh can i settle for you and kaz :lol: :lol:
are his balls that noisy then :shock:
Forget all them, let's have Charlie Dimmock for a tit wank weekend. :twisted:
Yes charlie dimmock
she can do my garden as well
its a mess at the moment lol
cant be arsed with it
I saw Charlie Dimmock in person once. I was at a motorway services, and as I was walking toward the restaurant/cafe (whatever you want to call it) she was walking away. She's actually taller than I thought she'd be.
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I saw Charlie Dimmock in person once. I was at a motorway services, and as I was walking toward the restaurant/cafe (whatever you want to call it) she was walking away. She's actually taller than I thought she'd be.

You noticed her height!!!! Surprised you got past the tits lol