Who would you choose? - round 2!!

31 Oct 2011

You have to choose one to sleep with - who are you going to pick???
Round 2
Susan Boyle

Or
Angela Merkel

If anyone has a good candidate or candidates feel free to PM me ;)
(a pic must be on the internet and in the public domain)

31 Oct 2011

I'm going for balding rock guy as you can't beat a good bit of guitar hero, although I might let him win as I don't think he's the sort of chap you'd want to piss off! :lol2:

31 Oct 2011

Dunno Kate, looks like he wants to shoot his bollox off from that picture
lol

31 Oct 2011

Imagine being so in fear of your own penis that you can only control it at gunpoint.

31 Oct 2011

Wow Kate, you just have to fuck him, offer that guy a shag and 2 player guitar hero in the same day and easy will never get you back - I reckon that dude may have a basement.....:shock:

Quote by Ben_Minx
Imagine being so in fear of your own penis that you can only control it at gunpoint.

Had mine hypnotised when I was young
by a snake charmer ... boom boom :doh:

1 Nov 2011

I too would have to choose rockband psycho guy.
The reason for my choice is that his face reminds me of the alien from the predator movies. If he is in fact a relative of predator (and with a lot of hope and imagination on my part), he may turn invisible during the act and I could in fact be getting shagged by the entity (you may not all agree, but that's a proper horny film in my humble opinion).

1 Nov 2011

lol

1 Nov 2011

Quote by HugsnKisses
Honest to god, if they were the last 2 guys on earth..I would have to turn lesbian lol

Minx says she hears rumours they are the last two guys on earth and has sent you a return ticket.

1 Nov 2011

Quote by HugsnKisses
Honest to god, if they were the last 2 guys on earth..I would have to turn lesbian lol

I hope you realise that Frazer used one of my profile pics for this thread.........I feel so humiliated by you saying you will turn lesbian
Dave_Notts
Goes off to check his extras account to see who has looked at his profile to see his pics

1 Nov 2011

Round 1:
Chris jeffries

The totally innocent (but 'looked so guilty' 8 newspapers were quite happy to commit libel and even contempt of court, so convinced were they he would be in jail for a long, long time.) landlord of the tragically killed Joanne Yeates.

OR
Balding hairy bloke with guns, knives and rockband guitars

Seems to be saying "Before I go on a shooting spree I like to get my 'sexy' look on and relax with a little guitar hero." Again he is a totally innocent guy.
Results
I would have to go with chris jeffries as the other guy looks a bit too much like a fat russel brand :lol2:
With two for Balding hairy bloke with guns, knives and rockband guitars and one for Chris jeffries we have a clear winner:
Dave_Notts!! :evil2:
oh sorry no its Balding hairy bloke with guns, knives and rockband guitars :thumbup:
Now onto round 2!! biggrin

1 Nov 2011

I've always found Angela Merkel quite a turn on.

1 Nov 2011

Quote by Cicero
I've always found Angela Merkel quite a turn on.

So Ill put you down as a yes for Frau Merkel then ;)

1 Nov 2011

Quote by Big_Fraser
I've always found Angela Merkel quite a turn on.

So Ill put you down as a yes for Frau Merkel then ;)
Absolutely! She can come and handle my finances anytime. lol

1 Nov 2011

Quote by Big_Fraser
With two for Balding hairy bloke with guns, knives and rockband guitars and one for Chris jeffries we have a clear winner:
Dave_Notts!! :evil2:
oh sorry no its Balding hairy bloke with guns, knives and rockband guitars :thumbup:

Still sounds like me
Dave_Notts

2 Nov 2011

Quote by Dave__Notts
Still sounds like me
Dave_Notts

:lol2:
anyway you have posted in the topic and the rules say you HAVE to choose dave......
So who is the lucky gal?? :rascal:

2 Nov 2011

Before I answer..........In the photos, are they requesting the size of cock?
Dave_Notts

2 Nov 2011

No they are telling you how big mine is ;)
Now I need a new joke for the results post............ damn you Dave! :haha: