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Evening all,
Chatting yesterday and was asked to come up with my top 5 fantasy 'to do' list. Took a bit of thinking about but my response was this: (in no certain order)
1. Ron Perlman - Watching Sons of Anarchy is a bit like getting a porn fix. Combination of chin with attitude, tatts, leather and bike gets me going every time
2. Christian Bale - Mad as a box of frogs but seriously dark and do-able nonetheless
3. Roger Daltrey - Still got it even now but give me the Mcvicar version and would be putty in his hands
4. Holly Willoughby - What's not to fancy..that butt, those boobs :-D
5. Milla Jovovich - Guess I'm just a sucker for a brunette with sexy eyes
Judging by that lot, strikes me that I have a stranger taste in men than women..lol
Anyway, my question is this...if you could choose anyone from the world of celebritydom..who would you and why?
My choices would run to way more than 5 and vary from week to week. But these occur to my mind at this moment.
Michael Wood - historian and presenter and sooooooo cute.
Neil Oliver - Scottish presenter off Coast - it's just THAT accent!
Peter Dinklage - who needs height when you have someone so witty and intelligent and such a sexy look to him.
Chris Addison - again, sharp and witty and very funny. Nice hair too.
Reginal D Hunter - lovely accent, and (again) funny.
Ask me again tomorrow and it could be a totally different set.
oooooo let me see my Top 5 would have to be ..........
Captin Jack Sparrow .... not jonny depp just him as jack we can exchange makeup tips
Tom Morrello............ grrrrrrrrrr boy can he strum a guitar
Ray from Eastenders ............ bet he is dirty in bed and well alfie says he can cook so i would get a good breakfast lol
Adam Carter from spooks ........... u never know when u will need one .... a that is wink
James Hetfield he has got better with age and boy can he sing :happy:
Hmmmmm......changes all the time but at this very moment it would have to be
Kat von D.......crazy,sassy and I rekon a tad kinky
Prince Harry....... one could be a very naughty boy with me
Gerard Butler .............Mmmmmmmm what's not to like
Jay Kay........He's filth and sex on one of those car bonnets yes please
Missy Elliott............I would be her sub anyday that girl got some attitude
May change again tomrrow Kinks x
Ever since I've had a 'liat' Kate Beckinsale has been number one, followed by Kelly Brook. The rest kinda come & go, thought I've always found a guilty pleasure in Sandra Bullock.
It's not really my thing to fantasize....however, over the last 15 years, if I'm ever feeling the need for some "stimulation" I just think of mrs skinny...gorgeous lil sod...fek I'm gettin horny now.
.:wanker:
I don't really fantasize about celebs but there's always one or two I wouldn't pass by. I like some of the aforementioned, Jack Sparrow, Christian Bale. There's something very sexy about being quirky and confident!
The ones I've liked for years ...
Robbie Williams .. might be settled down now but he's clearly a dirty fucker and would suck cock for me so it'd be rude not to
Dermot O'Leary .. for all that he is a little short, I'd just sit on his pretty face and we'd not notice the difference
David Tennant .. in DW mode. Generally don't go for skinny guys nowadays but that playful uber-geek thing still rocks my boat.
The rest are changeable but I've always liked a young cheeky chappy or a cool confident bad boy .. Joe Swash maybe for the first, Jeff Hordley for the latter ... I reckon they're both pretty filthy given the right circumstances.
Not remotely bi in any way but if I was to go with another woman, I'd be torn. Always had a major crush on Kylie but as much as I adore our lovely Holly Willoughbooby, I think she's too lovely to touch! I'd feel like I'd tainted her lol Maybe I'd just watch Kylie and Holly together. :mrgreen:
Alice Roberts (especially in that programme where she was swimming)
Miranda Krestovnikoff (from Coast) (crazy name, crazy gal)
Sarah Millican (just so funny)
Miranda Hart (now which SH member does she remind me of?)
Adele (she has a wonderful appoggiatura)
Angelina and Brad. Yummy.
Captain Jack and David Tennant. Ohhhhhhhh yes.
Gerard Butler. Anytime.
Patrick Dempsey, we could play doctors and nurses.
Lawrence Dallaglio. Oh my oh my :twisted:
My current line up:
Hugh Jackman
Johnny Depp
Jeff Goldbum
Bruce Willis
George Clooney
Very predictable I guess lol
Pam xx
Ok, at the moment mine are:
1. Christian Grey (ok, i know he's not real but a girl can still dream) :grin: :smitten:
2. Alexander Skarsguard ( Eric Northman from the TV series True Blood) yumm yumm! :lickface:
3. Jamie Redknapp ( he just does something for me... big time. He's hot, hot, hot) redface
4. Matt Bomer (From the TV series White Collar. He's just perfection!) :smitten:
5. I'm really struggling with number 5. I'll have to come back to this one. I don't want to rush my answer lol
Mrs Northy xx
Ok, it's a moveable feast, the top-5-list... but, I'll give it a go:
1. Idris Elba - Stringer Bell in The Wire or John Luther in Luther.
2. Michael Ealy - Tea Cake, in the film version of Their Eyes Were Watching God.
3. John Hamm - Don Draper in Mad Men.
4. Dominic West - Detective McNulty in The Wire
and erm... I will think of number five now... well, when I stop thinking of numbers 1 to 4 :rascal:
Sad i know but....
1) Mark Harmon
2) Mark Harmon
3) Mark Harmon
4) Mark Harmon
and i'll have to think about number 5 xx
Quote by tinytimmy
Sad i know but....
1) Mark Harmon
2) Mark Harmon
3) Mark Harmon
4) Mark Harmon
and i'll have to think about number 5 xx

:thrilled:
for me i reckon
1) Jason Statham
2) Ros Kemp
3) Vin Diesel
4) WWE wrestler Dave Batista
5)WWE wrestler John Cena
:inlove:
No order
Shakira
Kelly Brooke
Jacqueline Jossa
Hannah Murray
Katie Melua
1) John Barrowman, in Torchwood Cap'n Jack mode, obviously. Enough already with the Dancing On Ice shit though FFS. As for the Sound Of Piggin' Musicals, are you determined to ruin this for me, or wot? Stop it John, just stop!
2) Johnny Depp
3) Johnny Depp
4) Johnny Depp
5) Anyone who'd care to join us really, I'm not arsed. Got three Johnny Depps and a John Barrowman to play with, what do I care? dunno
5½) Oh FGS David Tennant, thought you were out with the RSC this weekend? Oh, OK, yes, I suppose we could squeeze you in somewhere, if you insist? Don't mind us, will you?
*tosses head*
Such a prima donna he is. Thinks it's all about him! rolleyes
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1) John Barrowman, in Torchwood Cap'n Jack mode, obviously. Enough already with the Dancing On Ice shit though FFS. As for the Sound Of Piggin' Musicals, are you determined to ruin this for me, or wot? Stop it John, just stop!
2) Johnny Depp
3) Johnny Depp
4) Johnny Depp
5) Anyone who'd care to join us really, I'm not arsed. Got three Johnny Depps and a John Barrowman to play with, what do I care? dunno
5½) Oh FGS David Tennant, thought you were out with the RSC this weekend? Oh, OK, yes, I suppose we could squeeze you in somewhere, if you insist? Don't mind us, will you?
*tosses head*
Such a prima donna he is. Thinks it's all about him! rolleyes

Erm... if I could have a go with Cap'n Jack :rascal: then I'd help you deal with Tennant's diva flounces wink and you could have Depp all to yerself...
Deal?
In no particluar order ....
Jessica Alba
Audrey Tautou
Dita Von Teese - She has the smallest hands I've ever had the pleasure to kiss!
Salma Hayek
Halle Berry
I'm not ususally greedy but would all of them at the same time be too much of a distraction?! dunnoinnocent