I've been neglecting my duties lately, so it's time to open the SH bar.
Now then, what's everyone having? Think I'll start with a nice cold G&T while I wait for customers (and cook Sappho some dinner!).
Will :cheers:
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Orgasminator
I'd love one please Will. Might join you in a nice G&T - lots of Ice
*Her*
*Her*
Sex God
Woo hoo :bounce: I was wondering where you were!
I'll have a glass of rose please
I'll have a glass of rose please
Sex God
A glass of best red please - South African if you have it. 
Oooo and some Pork Scratchings too please. Feeling peckish.
Oooo and some Pork Scratchings too please. Feeling peckish.
Sex God
Evening ladies, your selected tipples coming right up.
Sorry, PK - been a tad busy lately (project at work goes live tomorrow so this is the lull before the final storm).
Will
Sorry, PK - been a tad busy lately (project at work goes live tomorrow so this is the lull before the final storm).
Will
Sex God
virtual drink....just what i need....vv large vodka n coke please...
mr got an emergency call out n aint back yet....
so i parked in his van space so no 1 nicks it...gotta go move the car when he eventually shows up.... :sad:
mr got an emergency call out n aint back yet....
so i parked in his van space so no 1 nicks it...gotta go move the car when he eventually shows up.... :sad:
Sex God
Typical - opened the bar last night and then went incommunicado! 
Can I get anyone anything?
We have Sancerre and Chilean Chardonnay in the fridge.
There's Argentinan Malbec and also some Chateauneuf-du-Pape opened and breathing.
Chilled gin and vodka as well as Mexican and Italian beers.
For the real ale lovers there's Wadworth's 6X and Marston's Pedigree.
I can always rustle up some cocktails if that appeals. My favourite is a Corpse Reviver - perfect to get the juices flowing, but needs to be treated with respect!
The implementation at work is going well and the sun is shining - surely it can't last!
Will
Can I get anyone anything?
We have Sancerre and Chilean Chardonnay in the fridge.
There's Argentinan Malbec and also some Chateauneuf-du-Pape opened and breathing.
Chilled gin and vodka as well as Mexican and Italian beers.
For the real ale lovers there's Wadworth's 6X and Marston's Pedigree.
I can always rustle up some cocktails if that appeals. My favourite is a Corpse Reviver - perfect to get the juices flowing, but needs to be treated with respect!
The implementation at work is going well and the sun is shining - surely it can't last!
Will
Sex God
Quote by KaznkevCertainly will - pun intended!
Sounds like the perfect cocktail for me then,will you pour yourself something and join me?
Two Corpse Revivers coming up - and I'll be waiting in the Jacuzzi! :rascal:
Incidentally - Sancerre (suitably chilled, of course) is at its best when licked from someone else'e nipples! :twisted:
Will
Sex God
I will have a large glass of the Chateauneuf-du-Pape please bartender :cheers:
Sex God
Always a pleasure! :twisted:
Would you like a massage to go with that?
Will
Would you like a massage to go with that?
Will
Sex God
Quote by willxx69
Always a pleasure! :twisted:
Would you like a massage to go with that?
Will
Mmm please :rascal:
Sex God
Hope the bar's not closed.
Can I have a glass of Cote Rotie '95 please - slightly chilled.
Murky boocoo.
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PS leave the rest of the bottle here while your about it..... :twisted:
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Can I have a glass of Cote Rotie '95 please - slightly chilled.
Murky boocoo.
.
PS leave the rest of the bottle here while your about it..... :twisted:
.
Sex God
Pint of "Old Mottled Cock" to start with please 
Sex God
Quote by Kaznkev
Pint of "Old Mottled Cock" to start with please
i think the doc can give you cream for that
A Brandy chasser?
Sexlightened
I'll have an ice cold viognier please bar tender
Sex God
Pint of Piddle next please
Sex God
Cappucino n Baileys plzzzzzzzzzzzz (large 1) :inlove:
Orgasminator
Could I please have a nice large Sauvignon Blanc? That'd hit the spot nicely right now.
*Her*
*Her*
Sex God
Quote by vodka_babe22ukA large stiff one whenever you need one! :rascal:
could i have a large stiff one plzs will gotta feeling this is gonna be a long long nite honestly ud think 90 yr olds would know better and just go to bed
sorry to be a little late on duty everyone - but here now and ready to serve!
Will
Sex God
Can I have a little drop of something to settle my stomach :sad:
Then I may be able to have a nice alcoholic drink :twisted:
Then I may be able to have a nice alcoholic drink :twisted:
Sex God
I'm actually drinking coffee at the moment! :shock:
Most unusual at this time of night, but Sunday is about the only time that I drink during the day and I have work tomorrow. Of course, I could always rustle up a ocktail or two if anyone was interested.
Will
Most unusual at this time of night, but Sunday is about the only time that I drink during the day and I have work tomorrow. Of course, I could always rustle up a ocktail or two if anyone was interested.
Will
Sex God
ohh I'll have an ocktail too please, I hear they are all the rage
Sex God
Would anyone like a quick drink to round off the evening?
Haven't got too long before retiring for the evening - but I'm sure that the bar staff will look after any late visitors.
Will
Haven't got too long before retiring for the evening - but I'm sure that the bar staff will look after any late visitors.
Will
Sex God
Ahhh, my most reliable customer 
Now, then what can I get you? A nice Malbec, some chilled Sauvignon Blanc or a cheeky little cocktail?
Now then, how about a nice massage or a relaxing time in the hot tub?
Will
* Will warms up his hands in anticipation *
Now, then what can I get you? A nice Malbec, some chilled Sauvignon Blanc or a cheeky little cocktail?
Now then, how about a nice massage or a relaxing time in the hot tub?
Will
* Will warms up his hands in anticipation *
Sex God
A nice bubbly hot tub it is then - and some other bubbly to go with it!:rascal:
Will
Will
Sex God
How about Sauvignon Blanc poured over your breasts and sucked off your nipples....
...errmmmmm, perhaps we should take this somewhere private! :rascal:
Will
...errmmmmm, perhaps we should take this somewhere private! :rascal:
Will
