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meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Over the last few months I’ve noticed my addition to SH & SS is getting out of control (again) so I’ve decided it’s time to have a little break & give you all a rest from my super human feats of posting bolox and excessive flirting/tarting.
Basically I’m getting bugger all work done and I need to get my arse in gear to get new clients and contacts built up etc. etc.
So in a Neilvaguelynorthsomewhere Vs Little Gem style, I’m banning myself from the forums for the next month. I will pop in occasionally on the off chance I’ve got a PM, but if you do see me here for more than 5 minutes please feel free to tell me to piss off and get some work done. I’m deleting the links to the sites from my favourites to help my quest but like any addict I’ll need help from my friends.
My ‘Summer Holiday’ begins on Saturday, but fear not! I’m more of a ‘drink,drugs & debauchery’ Cliff Richard than the ‘tennis playing, god bothering purveyor of bad music’ type. I will return, stronger, fitter, hornier, more pervy and hopefully a bit less skint than before.
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
Over the last few months I’ve noticed my addition to SH & SS is getting out of control (again) so I’ve decided it’s time to have a little break & give you all a rest from my super human feats of posting bolox and excessive flirting/tarting.
Basically I’m getting bugger all work done and I need to get my arse in gear to get new clients and contacts built up etc. etc.
So in a Neilvaguelynorthsomewhere Vs Little Gem style, I’m banning myself from the forums for the next month. I will pop in occasionally on the off chance I’ve got a PM, but if you do see me here for more than 5 minutes please feel free to tell me to piss off and get some work done. I’m deleting the links to the sites from my favourites to help my quest but like any addict I’ll need help from my friends.
My ‘Summer Holiday’ begins on Saturday, but fear not! I’m more of a ‘drink,drugs & debauchery’ Cliff Richard than the ‘tennis playing, god bothering purveyor of bad music’ type. I will return, stronger, fitter, hornier, more pervy and hopefully a bit less skint than before.

Awwwwww! A whole month without meaty! Enforced vegetarianism!
:cry: But good luck hun! :thumbup:
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Piss off then :shock:
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But make sure you get your arse back here as soon as you can mate lol :lol: :lol: biggrin :D
Unknown User
Quote by sheddy
Piss off then :shock:

my sentiments too, ya miserable old gobshite flipa I've warned them you're on your way and they're warming your straight jacket ready.
gonna miss ya though kiss
H__x
Sex God
meaty gonna miss ya kiss
take plenty of vitamins, get lots of early nights, reserve your stength.......
you never know when you may need it innocent
H.x
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Don't encourage him hunni. He might get his jabs, dust off his passport and decide on a trip to Wales! :scared: bolt
H__x
Sex God
Don't worry if he gets out of hand we can feed him to the sheep.
H.x
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Quote by H-x
Don't worry if he gets out of hand we can feed him to the sheep.
H.x

Meaty and a field full of sheep? :shock: Could be the Making Of Animal Farm 2 ! rotflmao
H__x
Sex God
we could test his bi side and stick him in a field full of rams.
H.x
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Quote by H-x
we could test his bi side and stick him in a field full of rams.
H.x

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I'll set up the tripod :giggle:
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Over the last few months I’ve noticed my addition to SH & SS is getting out of control (again) so I’ve decided it’s time to have a little break & give you all a rest from my super human feats of posting bolox and excessive flirting/tarting.
Basically I’m getting bugger all work done and I need to get my arse in gear to get new clients and contacts built up etc. etc.
So in a Neilvaguelynorthsomewhere Vs Little Gem style, I’m banning myself from the forums for the next month. I will pop in occasionally on the off chance I’ve got a PM, but if you do see me here for more than 5 minutes please feel free to tell me to piss off and get some work done. I’m deleting the links to the sites from my favourites to help my quest but like any addict I’ll need help from my friends.
My ‘Summer Holiday’ begins on Saturday, but fear not! I’m more of a ‘drink,drugs & debauchery’ Cliff Richard than the ‘tennis playing, god bothering purveyor of bad music’ type. I will return, stronger, fitter, hornier, more pervy and hopefully a bit less skint than before.

Bloody brilliant idea meaty
like you I spent far too much time on this site, and getting bugger all done. Work is piling up and nothings getting done rolleyes
Not sure I have your will power to stay off completley for a whole month though :shock: but I definitely think some kind of time sceduling is in order here too.
:be happy mate, wave we'll see you when you get back. :thumbup:
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he he he
your post made me think of that old hospital rule " no more than 2 visitors to a bed"... hardly suitable in "swinging re-hab" is it.
see you when youve sorted your shit out.
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Meaty nips over the Severn Bridge and finds a couple of welsh girlfriends
naughtynymphos1
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Over the last few months I’ve noticed my addition to SH & SS is getting out of control (again) so I’ve decided it’s time to have a little break & give you all a rest from my super human feats of posting bolox and excessive flirting/tarting.

thank god for that :giggle:
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Errr, strangely, i am coming to Wales next month to visit my mate. There is an excessively large amount of sheep in the field over the road but i think they must have been slapped with the ugly stick.
(so where do you find the pretty sheep? :rascal: )
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
Errr, strangely, i am coming to Wales next month to visit my mate. )

:scared: bolt
Taxi ! Take me to the airport........don't care where I'm going just get me out of Wales til July !
H__x
Sex God
go for the ones with the chalk mark on their backs, they're easy.
H.x
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Quote by H-x
go for the ones with the chalk mark on their backs, they're easy.
H.x

Pmsl rotflmao
Why do I have visions of Meaty running round a field wearing nothing but a ram's shag harness :rotflmao:
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
i'm glad you know what she's on about, i thought it was just a Welsh thing dunno
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M2P2 - are you sure you are supposed to be here?
Shouldn't you be doing real life things somewhere?
I only have your best interests at heart you know!
sierra
Master of Sex
Quote by meat2pleaseu
i'm glad you know what she's on about, i thought it was just a Welsh thing dunno

The ones with the chalk marks are the ones that have been tupped( shagged )ffs
sierra x x hump
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baaaaaaaaaa ! !
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by sierra
i'm glad you know what she's on about, i thought it was just a Welsh thing dunno

The ones with the chalk marks are the ones that have been tupped( shagged )ffs
sierra x x hump
<<<<<< runs off waving his arms about " get the feck away from me with that chalk, I haven't been tupped yet, honest"
:rascal: