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Who's got the best arse? (male)
Sex God
well lou of course i'll come!!! i may be a while, but i don't think all the entrants have applied for judging just yet so should be ok for time ..........
and ya know....just intimate, physical contact ((( i'm on about a bloody massage you lot FFS ))) and....erm......close inspection of various bits n bobs from various angles......and possibly involving a little arse wiggling and stuff on my part!!! just to be absolutely sure i cut the mustard as it we're. i leave the suggestions to you!!! ((( non-pushy, on your terms, whatever ya bloody like etc etc etc :lol2: )))
neil x x x x
and ya know....just intimate, physical contact ((( i'm on about a bloody massage you lot FFS ))) and....erm......close inspection of various bits n bobs from various angles......and possibly involving a little arse wiggling and stuff on my part!!! just to be absolutely sure i cut the mustard as it we're. i leave the suggestions to you!!! ((( non-pushy, on your terms, whatever ya bloody like etc etc etc :lol2: )))
neil x x x x
If I had a digital camera, I would gladly enter my arse for the competition (take that whichever way you want 
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Sadly though, i will have to sit this one out due to my lack of technology. I suppose I could attempt scanning it, but I don't fancy picking out the shards of glass from such an intimate area!
).Sadly though, i will have to sit this one out due to my lack of technology. I suppose I could attempt scanning it, but I don't fancy picking out the shards of glass from such an intimate area!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Sex God
<<< to avoid a rite old slapping off a mod, suggests a private room, or at least a PM, to discuss the ins and outs of the whole wiggly bum stuff!! >>>
and i could do with some new piccies as it goes. i'm actually thinking of placing an ad!!! :lol2: i believe.......erm.........cock shots are obligatory for single males
:lol2: 
<<< thinks as usual he's said far too much, but as it seems to be working rather well, he ain't about to edit this one.... >>>
neil x x x x
and i could do with some new piccies as it goes. i'm actually thinking of placing an ad!!! :lol2: i believe.......erm.........cock shots are obligatory for single males
:lol2: <<< thinks as usual he's said far too much, but as it seems to be working rather well, he ain't about to edit this one.... >>>
neil x x x x
Mod
Complete arse
short arse
drag arse
lard arse
bony arse
smelly arse
wild arse
'showing your arse' (northern expression)
arse wipe
arse -nel
arse -ne
Take your pick, but i don't think the judges will allow it, though!
Mal
short arse
drag arse
lard arse
bony arse
smelly arse
wild arse
'showing your arse' (northern expression)
arse wipe
arse -nel
arse -ne
Take your pick, but i don't think the judges will allow it, though!
Mal
Sex God
still cant make up my mind of the two who is the overall best... so i will just campaign for them both!
WBB (with blood poisoning!)
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YOU should be studying!!!
However, for that platent half plug, have another choccie bar!
Mal
However, for that platent half plug, have another choccie bar!
Mal
Sex God
I will be sending Blue a full length shot of myself so that my arse can be seen in the right context. Just so there is no misunderstanding, my arse is the end that isnt wearing the glasses.
Sex God
This thread came the closest to making me change my Avatar. Then I dropped me kecks - took one look in the mirror - thought of Mal's, Mr FC's and thought 'Na! I'll wait for the next comp.'
Mind you Mrs TE likes it - maybe I'll change my mind
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Mind you Mrs TE likes it - maybe I'll change my mind
: Just to let you know that the very first thing I saw when I visited this site was steveg_nw's arse - and it was that very pic which persuaded me that this was the place to be. Though I must admit that was the day before it started jumping out at you - I'm not 100% sure I would be quite so keen now
Sex God
Quote by celticq
Just to let you know that the very first thing I saw when I visited this site was steveg_nw's arse - and it was that very pic which persuaded me that this was the place to be. Though I must admit that was the day before it started jumping out at you - I'm not 100% sure I would be quite so keen now
celticq :welcome:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:taking the piss outta steveg pretty much mandatory i think ((( he does it enuf to everyone else FFS ))) deffo on the right wavelength already methinks!! :lol2:
neil x x x x
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Aha!
Tongue trying to raise support amongst the waverers!
May have to resort to dirty tactics and chocolate to retaliate!!
On second thoughts - I have no need to retaliate !
Mal
:lol:
Tongue trying to raise support amongst the waverers!
May have to resort to dirty tactics and chocolate to retaliate!!
On second thoughts - I have no need to retaliate
!Mal
:lol:
Sex God
Quote by the_tongue
It might even come down to a
swoon!
a duel between the two sexiest men on here!
( WBB jumps up and down in excitement!)
i will be first in the queue to congratulate the winner, and errrr comfort the loser!
dilema.. to whom should i give my handkerchief to tuck into his armour! :confused2:
Sex God
well i'm absolutely shocked at the levels to which some of you will stoop!!!
bribery, corruption and blatant attempts to nobble wellbustybabe......
surely such behaviour merits immediate disqualification!!! <<< which will make it much easier for me to attempt some nobbling of my own! >>>
humph!!!
neil x x x x
bribery, corruption and blatant attempts to nobble wellbustybabe......
surely such behaviour merits immediate disqualification!!! <<< which will make it much easier for me to attempt some nobbling of my own! >>>
humph!!!
neil x x x x
Oh noooooooooo Jas don't give me another bum to choose from. I can't decide as it is.
You know I've seen Fred strip :giggle: and enjoyed it
This is so hard, I just :inlove: bums!
Neil get yourself down to Woolies. In a photo booth, stand on the stool and drop them for the ladies.
We need to see yours now, well I do anyway 
ops: :oops:
Dawn :silly:
You know I've seen Fred strip :giggle: and enjoyed it
This is so hard, I just :inlove: bums!
Neil get yourself down to Woolies. In a photo booth, stand on the stool and drop them for the ladies.
We need to see yours now, well I do anyway
ops: :oops: Dawn :silly:
Sex God
dawn.......erm........noooooooo!!!!!!!
some months ago you offered to send round a nice helpful girlie to take some piccies for me ad! i'm still waiting!!! if you wanna see my arse my girl you can just blooming well get your finger out and sort it! <<< all offers of assistance in this, and other matters, gratefully received! >>>
besides, when i volunteered meself for this comp i hadn't seen the competition in quite so much detail. ((( they we're fully clothed at the time, and it weren't their arses i was looking at !!! ))) perhaps i should retire gracefully and just concede defeat now! as i thought bitten of more than i can chew AGAIN
neil x x x x
some months ago you offered to send round a nice helpful girlie to take some piccies for me ad! i'm still waiting!!! if you wanna see my arse my girl you can just blooming well get your finger out and sort it! <<< all offers of assistance in this, and other matters, gratefully received! >>>
besides, when i volunteered meself for this comp i hadn't seen the competition in quite so much detail. ((( they we're fully clothed at the time, and it weren't their arses i was looking at !!! ))) perhaps i should retire gracefully and just concede defeat now! as i thought bitten of more than i can chew AGAIN
neil x x x x
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Absolutely!! :grin: 
Mal
Mal
Warming the Bed
Quote by niceguysdoexist
Is this a bum thread or what!!! :lol2:
and what nice bottoms they are
