I bought an ex-wife.
Bloody expensive.
What the hell possessed me to buy a dancing pole and persuade my ex to get a 3m long whip :confused: :cry:
I recently changed the spool in an camera I hadn't used for a while. I'm just back from the shops where it cost me just under 7 quid to get the film developed. Of the 40 possible only 7 photos were developed! And they were from a holiday to Turkey about 6 years ago.
Which reminded me of that Turkish pop cd that I bought (which was obviously copied and poorly edited in some wee guy's bedroom). Aye, the music sounded great when you were half-pished on a balmy evening but it doesn't go down so well on a wet, windy, winter weekend in West Lothian. Still wasn't as big a waste of money as the photo's tho'. At least i've had few laughs out of it.
Why did I buy a pair of 5 inch stillettos with pointed toes, when I have feet like a duck and can't walk in anything higher than 3 inches , and that's with sitting down regularly????
Dumbells :shock: last daft buy was dumbells. See I'm standing in front of the mirror and thinking that if someone was to stick a wick up my arse and put a match to it, I would probably burn for several months and that some sort of excercise wouldn't go a miss, so out with the Argos book and a quick whizz through shows me that there is a wide range of gear, with dumbells being as cheap as ya can get, so off I trot.
Now I don't know what I was expecting, but after paying for me dumbells they appear at counter 'B' ...well a box does and after surrendering my ticket I collect my purchase. Now I havn't got out of the door before I'm thinking ...fuck these are heavy...time I got to the car I'm thinking ...bollocks to this cos my heart is pounding, my biceps are burning and my heart is pumping faster than a frisky hamsters wheel, anyways I'm at the car and need to open the boot to drop my dumbells in, but with keys in my pocket I've got to put my purchase down, easy, these things are not fragile so...CRASH!!..I drop em on the floor, take my keys out of my pocket and then experiance that strange feeling when you've pushed your body to it's limits ( be fair it must have been a 100 yard walk to me car) whereby the simplist of tasks like pushing a key button to blip your motor open, is done with shaking hands and a lot of difficulty. So my boots open and my purchase sits on the floor...do you think I could pick the buggers back up?...could I eck as like...there wasnt enough strength left in me to wring a mouses neck ,let along pick up a box with what felt to me like half a Mini Metro in it. Now I'm a confident type of bloke, but I do get embarrassed easy and trying to pick up a box with people passing by was just too much for me with the end result being my leaving a purchase that was only 10 minutes old, in the car park and buggering off. I've no idea what happened to them and in all honesty I dont much care.
current why did i buy that is a cushcraft a-4 tribander
it's too bloody big to fit over the house.
impulse buying on ebay again!!
I once bought a house totally on a whim... I woke up and thought, "I'm bored today... what shall I do? Oh yeah, I can go to the estate agents and buy a house!" :confused:
Anyways, once I'd done up the cellar in black, red and silver, hung up some chains and ropes on the wall, to make it look like a dungeon, I got bored and sold it to a nice Asian family who offered me cash.
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Why is my kitchen full of gadgets that are hardly ever used? :shock:
I bought a doughnut maker once.
Thinking they would come out the size that you buy in the shops. I was a bit shocked that after all my efforts putting the emixture together I ended up with with 6 all the size of a 50p. :doh:
Used it once then buggered of to Tesco's - 10 for a pound all filled with Jam.
The bloody thing didn't even sell when I took it to the car boot
stella... ebay.. need i say more
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