OK.. I'm back after my little trip to heaven and back last week - got a question now.. why do men think it's OK to get down and dirty with a sexual partner still wearing their socks??????
Not that I've had THAT experience (no. really!) but... do men forget in their frenzy? Do the women not care in THEIR frenzy? What????
Jags
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Hi Jags!
I can answer that one... (even though I'm a girl)... have you ever tried to find a pair of socks amid 12-14 other pairs of socks - most of which are black - in a dim room with people still bonking all around you?
Don't tell me you've never lost a pair of knickers in similar circumstances at a party either?
;o)
I can answer that one... (even though I'm a girl)... have you ever tried to find a pair of socks amid 12-14 other pairs of socks - most of which are black - in a dim room with people still bonking all around you?
Don't tell me you've never lost a pair of knickers in similar circumstances at a party either?
;o)
Hi there - NEVER been to that kind of a party!! :cry: And anyway, mine are bound to be the only pair of 'big pants' in such a party as that so they'd be easy to find amongst all the thongs, strings and high leg thingys.
But why wear socks in the first place??? Men go commando with their underwear, why not ditch the socks?? Must be a man thing...but SO unsexy. Yeugh!
Jags
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But why wear socks in the first place??? Men go commando with their underwear, why not ditch the socks?? Must be a man thing...but SO unsexy. Yeugh!
Jags
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I thought we agreed you weren't going to tell everyone. It took me ages to pick those out especially for that occasion......
Mark - it was the Donald Duck motif which sent me over the top of the 'I can't believe it' rant - I just couldn't concentrate on higher matters.
You need to work on getting a pair with roses on, with champagne glasses on or (even better) a pretty pair with pink condoms on!!Jags
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I'M BACK, but only BRIEFLY!
I've been drawn out of my self imposed reclusive state by the implication that there are men down south who love BBW's more that I!
Surely not! Please, please, please Gulezbabe say it isn't so!
xxx Forever Allgoodxxx
PS:
Just the thought of you and Jags is making me all a quiver!
I've been drawn out of my self imposed reclusive state by the implication that there are men down south who love BBW's more that I!
Surely not! Please, please, please Gulezbabe say it isn't so!
xxx Forever Allgoodxxx
PS:
Just the thought of you and Jags is making me all a quiver!
Jags,
Now I have been tempted out of retirement. Did I miss anything?
Boys have a trick with socks, wear them for a week and then when you throw them at the wall they just stick there until you are ready to collect them, great time saver. (God, how long will it take you to get THAT picture out of your head?)
gulezbabe - you don't sound like the sort of lady who would worry about being in somebody elses knickers anyway, or about someone else being in yours! Smack me if I am being judgemental. On second thoughts, smack me anyway.
lhk
Pete
P.S. apparently works with underpants/knickers too - so I have heard.
Now I have been tempted out of retirement. Did I miss anything?
Boys have a trick with socks, wear them for a week and then when you throw them at the wall they just stick there until you are ready to collect them, great time saver. (God, how long will it take you to get THAT picture out of your head?)
gulezbabe - you don't sound like the sort of lady who would worry about being in somebody elses knickers anyway, or about someone else being in yours! Smack me if I am being judgemental. On second thoughts, smack me anyway.
lhk
Pete
P.S. apparently works with underpants/knickers too - so I have heard.
Kate 
Good to see you back, welcome!! Not that I will be around much, but it's good that you are around too.
As for the socks, that was GROSS... nothing attractive about week old socks at all. Mind you more worrying is the thought of week old underpants that some men are happy to wear - yeugh. *spits and vomits*
ALLGOOD - welcome back too. But get out of your mind the thought of two BBWs and you. Now you me and another man is such a good idea (!) - actually just the thought of you and me will do for now!!!
Jags
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Good to see you back, welcome!! Not that I will be around much, but it's good that you are around too.As for the socks, that was GROSS... nothing attractive about week old socks at all. Mind you more worrying is the thought of week old underpants that some men are happy to wear - yeugh. *spits and vomits*
ALLGOOD - welcome back too. But get out of your mind the thought of two BBWs and you. Now you me and another man is such a good idea (!) - actually just the thought of you and me will do for now!!!
Jags
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Kate
You're not entirely right, there. True, I once did the 'Bi' thing - but it was a complete accident, I swear!
I lost my footing and landed heavily between a lady's legs. Things took a bad turn, though, when my earring became entwined with an 'intimate' piercing that she had. The yelping from both camps was horrendous. Never again!
Besides, I couldn't possibly be a lesbian with tennis elbow THIS bad!
Jxx
You're not entirely right, there. True, I once did the 'Bi' thing - but it was a complete accident, I swear!
I lost my footing and landed heavily between a lady's legs. Things took a bad turn, though, when my earring became entwined with an 'intimate' piercing that she had. The yelping from both camps was horrendous. Never again!
Besides, I couldn't possibly be a lesbian with tennis elbow THIS bad!
Jxx
PS for Kate - and yes, you missed everything...mind you if I blinked slow enough I could have missed it too :lol:
Jags x x
And for Gulez - I couldn't be a lesbian if I tried for a hundred years, way too fond of those awful ugly male dangly bits which they seem to need help controlling!
Jags
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And for Allgood - SO GLAD you're around, but you always were brief - you should try seeing a doctor cos you are so young to be so badly afflicted!!!! :lol: :lol: Rock me. x x
Jags
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:lol: Jags x x
And for Gulez - I couldn't be a lesbian if I tried for a hundred years, way too fond of those awful ugly male dangly bits which they seem to need help controlling!
Jags
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And for Allgood - SO GLAD you're around, but you always were brief - you should try seeing a doctor cos you are so young to be so badly afflicted!!!! :lol: :lol: Rock me. x x
Jags
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Like busses - wait ages for one - then we all turn up at once.
Jags wrote
"and for allgood ...... you are so young...."
Nicest thing I ever heard you say about him! ahhhhh you softie you.
and:
"ugly male dangly bits " oi! look my dangly bits in the eye and say that!
and
"Do the women not care in THEIR frenzy" If I ever get a woman into a frenzy I will let you know :cry: . All hints and tips gratefully received.
Gulez wrote:
"I couldn't be a lesbian if I tried for a hundred years" £5-00 says you could, report back to me in 100 years. Actually, I just checked and I think jags wrote that - sentiment still applies though.
and
"You're not entirely right," Bloody Hell! :shock: . What happened to boys are always wrong.
Allgood wrote:
"Please, please, please " not changed a bit then....
Mark wrote
"I thought we agreed you weren't going to tell everyone. It took me ages to pick those out especially for that occasion..." Mark, Can I have them back if you have finished with them? They never work for me either.
lhk
Pete
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Jags wrote
"and for allgood ...... you are so young...."
Nicest thing I ever heard you say about him! ahhhhh you softie you.
and:
"ugly male dangly bits " oi! look my dangly bits in the eye and say that!
and
"Do the women not care in THEIR frenzy" If I ever get a woman into a frenzy I will let you know :cry: . All hints and tips gratefully received.
Gulez wrote:
"I couldn't be a lesbian if I tried for a hundred years" £5-00 says you could, report back to me in 100 years. Actually, I just checked and I think jags wrote that - sentiment still applies though.
and
"You're not entirely right," Bloody Hell! :shock: . What happened to boys are always wrong.
Allgood wrote:
"Please, please, please " not changed a bit then....
Mark wrote
"I thought we agreed you weren't going to tell everyone. It took me ages to pick those out especially for that occasion..." Mark, Can I have them back if you have finished with them? They never work for me either.
lhk
Pete
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Hi all
Public school boy here.
Just back from Grenada spice island.
Paradise on earth shagged to death my wife and all the wives of the friends we met on the last night it was awesome.
We had an orgy in the room.
One 46 year old women took all the guys on for a BJ each.
The couples were from the USA and England one women was in the LAPD!!!! :lol:
Never forget it.
This is my second visit to this Island the Rivers Rum is lethal but sure gets you in the mood.
Lovely local people
St George's fish market is great. Fresh Tuna and lobster straight out the sea.
NOW ALLGOOD AND JAGS DID YOU SHAG OR NOT ? I read while I was
away that England reached 104 degrees Surely Allgood's blood boiled to satisfy his beloved Jags.
I need to know or I will be servicing Jags the teacher with her consent as promised.
I am fully cunni lingual
I am now bronzed and ready.
Time is short, next Wednesday I will be in Amsterdam :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: on business :wink: :wink: :wink:
On the 19th September I will be off to Mauritius in the Indian Ocean until 8th October with some liberated couples we know. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
So the time is now!!!
Good shagging and happy Bonk holiday weekend to you all.
Sandie
Public school boy here.
Just back from Grenada spice island.
Paradise on earth shagged to death my wife and all the wives of the friends we met on the last night it was awesome.
We had an orgy in the room.
One 46 year old women took all the guys on for a BJ each.
The couples were from the USA and England one women was in the LAPD!!!!
:lol: Never forget it.
This is my second visit to this Island the Rivers Rum is lethal but sure gets you in the mood.
Lovely local people
St George's fish market is great. Fresh Tuna and lobster straight out the sea.
NOW ALLGOOD AND JAGS DID YOU SHAG OR NOT ? I read while I was
away that England reached 104 degrees Surely Allgood's blood boiled to satisfy his beloved Jags.
I need to know or I will be servicing Jags the teacher with her consent as promised.
I am fully cunni lingual
I am now bronzed and ready.
Time is short, next Wednesday I will be in Amsterdam :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: on business
:wink: :wink: :wink: On the 19th September I will be off to Mauritius in the Indian Ocean until 8th October with some liberated couples we know. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
So the time is now!!!
Good shagging and happy Bonk holiday weekend to you all.
Sandie
Sandie.....good to see you back too (it's like the congregation coming back together again). Glad that your holiday was SO successful and you are relaxed, refreshed and ready to face the working week again. I've got another week left for that.
As for Allgood - you know that you men are all talk and no action...but my lips are sealed (no innuendo intended there!!!)
ops: But this Jags is a happy bunny despite Swinging Heaven!!!
Jags
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As for Allgood - you know that you men are all talk and no action...but my lips are sealed (no innuendo intended there!!!)
ops: But this Jags is a happy bunny despite Swinging Heaven!!! Jags
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