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Why oh why oh why oh why oh why am I totally bald!
cos you're an egg.
Steve
Cos you aint got no folicles to play with...?
Cos like a heinz baked bean - you're folliclly challenged!!
I'm not guessing till I know what the prize is. Is it twine related? If so I might be willing to have a guess.
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Why oh why oh why oh why oh why am I totally bald!

I must say that after reading many other threads first tonight , i am so glad i left this one to last . Bluddy marvelous , more of the same please rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Why oh why oh why oh why oh why am I totally bald!

I must say that after reading many other threads first tonight , i am so glad i left this one to last . Bluddy marvelous , more of the same please rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Ditto!
And the answer is, my friend, that you got the Fructis mixed up with the Immac
I seem to remember reading somewhere that men that go bald have a higher percentage or testerone and that it kills the ahir fokicles or something like that!!
Anyway top and bottom of it is baldness tends to happen to men with high sex drives.
So that is the fault
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I seem to remember reading somewhere that men that go bald have a higher percentage or testerone and that it kills the ahir fokicles or something like that!!
Anyway top and bottom of it is baldness tends to happen to men with high sex drives.
So that is the fault

I thought "they" had decided that was all a load of old nob-cheese, made up by bald guys to cheer 'emselves up.
I believe what I saw on a t-shirt.. it is the solar panel for the sex machine...
Spoken by someone with a full head of long hair, and lots of male relatives with almost none, scary looking at the brush...
I've heard that bald men's hair follicles are more sensitive to testosterone.
I'm definitely losing my head hair at an alarming rate, I have a no2 or 3 shave to try and pretend I'm just cool or fashionable - I'd much rather have a full head of hair. Still, better than a comb over ;-)
I heard Robert Robinson quoted years ago, something like:
'If I heard that bullshit cures baldness I'd have bullshit on my head now.'
I guess he was pretty desperate ;-)
But why is it that the more hair from my head I lose the greater the quantity grows elsewhere lol
SA xx
Because you touch yourself at night and when you poo,it's pure concentrated evil coming out of the back of you