why????

13 Oct 2005

i got a question that has been bugging me for a long long time now, why do men have an inbuilt need to always be, scratching, rearranging or just making sure their balls are still there?? i,ve tried to figure this out and asked lots of people( men and women) and all i get is cos they can. any other ideas confused

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and why is it deemed strange when women have a scratch :?
:? :? :? :? :?

13 Oct 2005

Simple answer is - they are two large things in a position that were not naturally created to be constrained within pants.
Whilst women don't have two large things there!
It's just a case of things getting a bit "awkward" at times!

13 Oct 2005

Quote by 3someinpreston
Simple answer is - they are two large things in a position that were not naturally created to be constrained within pants.
Whilst women don't have two large things there!
It's just a case of things getting a bit "awkward" at times!

This is true up to a point as I remember from the days when I used to wear boxers.
The only reason you might catch me ..........er.............rearranging my crown jewels is because womens' thongs and g-strings were not designed to keep male tackle in place and therefore I do tend to fall out of some of my undies after a while redface

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Hope this sheds some light on one possible reason wink

:wink:
I have to add though that I find it rather gross behaviour when a man scratches or fiddles about with himself in plain view of anyone and everyone :shock: :shock: :shock: so if I need to rearrange myself, or if I get a tickle, I do it surreptitiously or wait until I'm on my own somewhere.
Sometimes, when I'm tipping my load and being a bit active, and if I'm wearing summat I tend to fall out of, I'll nip behind a pallet in the back of my truck, drop my trousers and hitch up my knicks. Haven't been caught out yet! :P :twisted: :twisted:
:rascal: :rascal:

13 Oct 2005

Just think what would happen if us men didn't re-arrange or scratch.
Have you ever sat on a common fruit variety plum? Now just imagine that being attached to your body as you lower yourself onto it!!!!! Ouch doesn't come close!
Sweat rash can also occur if things stay in the same position for too long. Bedsoars can happen in the most extreme cases. If us men didn't change the placement every so often then things could get a little hot and itchy. We are only making sure we don't cause problems that are so easily over come by a quick fiddle.
Then again the bloke is a very forgetful creature. We just like to be kept reminded that we have them and they are all accounted for. 1, 2, 3 and a 4. All there and we can carry on with whatever it is we are doing.
It is also very pleasureable. If you could have would you just stop weverything and have a wank in the middle of the shopping centre? It would be considered rude so what us blokes do instead is spread the wank out throughout the day. By the time we get home we are ready for yourselves with so much passion that you should be thanking us that we restrained all day instead.

13 Oct 2005

they do it just so they can have a quick feel

13 Oct 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
they do it just so they can have a quick feel

Would you rather us walking down the street and suddenly grab and re-arrange your underwear NN? lol

13 Oct 2005

The reason why us men play with their plums is so we can count the number of days/weeks we have gone without sex due to the weight :shock:

13 Oct 2005

so your just discreetly wanking and checking that us women aint chopped them off yet. wink

:wink:

13 Oct 2005

Quote by mattmoleman
they do it just so they can have a quick feel

Would you rather us walking down the street and suddenly grab and re-arrange your underwear NN? lol

yes :twisted:

13 Oct 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
they do it just so they can have a quick feel

Would you rather us walking down the street and suddenly grab and re-arrange your underwear NN? lol

yes :twisted:
Good answer NN..... :wink:
CheekyChimp..... cool

13 Oct 2005

depends what you grabbed after the underwear wink

:wink:

13 Oct 2005

Quote by landdee
i got a question that has been bugging me for a long long time now, why do men have an inbuilt need to always be, scratching, rearranging or just making sure their balls are still there?? i,ve tried to figure this out and asked lots of people( men and women) and all i get is cos they can. any other ideas :
and why is it deemed strange when women have a scratch :?
:? :? :? :? :?

They do it to reassure themselves it's still there. It's deemed strange for women to scratch as women's hands on or around crotches is like a dog whistle to most blokes. They can hear it from 50 yards away lol

13 Oct 2005

only from 50 yards away?????

13 Oct 2005

Quote by landdee
i got a question that has been bugging me for a long long time now, why do men have an inbuilt need to always be, scratching, rearranging or just making sure their balls are still there?? i,ve tried to figure this out and asked lots of people( men and women) and all i get is cos they can. any other ideas :
and why is it deemed strange when women have a scratch :?
:? :? :? :? :?

BECAUSE WE CAN!!!! redface

13 Oct 2005

Quote by EagerSlut

Sometimes, when I'm tipping my load and being a bit active, and if I'm wearing summat I tend to fall out of, I'll nip behind a pallet in the back of my truck, drop my trousers and hitch up my knicks. Haven't been caught out yet! :P :twisted: :twisted:
:rascal: :rascal:

So . . . . . . . . . . . .
Have I read this right . . . . . . . . . . . . . ?
You actively tip your load, behind a pallet, on the back of the truck ? ? ? ? ? ?
Would that be the definitive definition of "hand ball" dunno

13 Oct 2005

This is when you move the metal cages off the lorry by hand..............
Or
Where you use your anothers hand to help sort out the balls of a man
:P
HLB I thought you would have know this lol

:lol:

13 Oct 2005

I am i the only male that dosent scratch his balls dunno

13 Oct 2005

Quote by Sarah
This is when you move the metal cages off the lorry by hand..............
Or
Where you use your anothers hand to help sort out the balls of a man
:P
HLB I thought you would have know this :lol:

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That's the second time he's done that!! lol

13 Oct 2005

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
This is when you move the metal cages off the lorry by hand..............
Or
Where you use your anothers hand to help sort out the balls of a man
:P
HLB I thought you would have know this :lol:

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That's the second time he's done that!! lol
Well 'he' should have definitely have known this :lol: :lol: :lol: time to go back to work :lol:

13 Oct 2005

Quote by seagull69
I am i the only male that dosent scratch his balls

I dont scratch wink

13 Oct 2005

Quote by dambuster
So . . . . . . . . . . . .
Have I read this right . . . . . . . . . . . . . ?
You actively tip your load, behind a pallet, on the back of the truck ? ? ? ? ? ?
Would that be the definitive definition of "hand ball"

No, you bugger!

:smackbottom:
I realised when composing this that there was quite a lot of unintentional innuendo in what I'd said.
I can't work out now whether the innuendo is apparent to the trucking fraternity or the peeps who don't understand the terminology?
Now I'm getting really confused :confused: :confused:
Glossary for non truckers: "Tipping your load" = unloading what you're transporting NOT ejaculating!
"Handballing" = unloading what you're transporting by hand, NOT by mechanical means.
Oh WTF! I'm digging more of a hole by the minute here :shock: redface