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Why can`t I just say no...??
Quote by bbw_lover
Lyns I remember when I was a kid and my father got "trapped" by the Jehovah Witnesses. He couldn't say no either and I can be a bit like that too (hint! hint!).
We spent the next six months hiding behind the sofa every time the door bell went. It took a very angry and pissed off black woman, my mother, to finally scare them away.:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:rotflmao::rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: this had me in stitches
Sex God
Quote by lyns
Lyns I remember when I was a kid and my father got "trapped" by the Jehovah Witnesses. He couldn't say no either and I can be a bit like that too (hint! hint!).
We spent the next six months hiding behind the sofa every time the door bell went. It took a very angry and pissed off black woman, my mother, to finally scare them away.
:rotflmao::rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: this had me in stitches
… and I've been scarred ever since. I still hide behind the sofa when the door bell rings.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:silly:
A little update!
My gramps said I would be a coward if I just leave the book on the doorstep with a note :lol2:. So im gunna be all big and brave open the the door and say (which I should of just said in the first place) i'm very sorry i'm not interested in joining your bible study group and hand them back the bible study book :smug: all I need to do now is find the bluddy thing :giggle:
My gramps said I would be a coward if I just leave the book on the doorstep with a note :lol2:. So im gunna be all big and brave open the the door and say (which I should of just said in the first place) i'm very sorry i'm not interested in joining your bible study group and hand them back the bible study book :smug: all I need to do now is find the bluddy thing :giggle:
Warming the Bed
A friend of mine invted them in and after they had sat down said "it was lucky you didn't get here any earlier I have only just got in from the blood donor clinic" they got stuck with him for nearly an hour I think, until his wife returned and told him to let them go. They haven't knocked his door since
I really wish I could learn to say no I find it so hard...
For example today whilst going about my daily business at home some Jehovahs witnesses knocked on my door
While this thread has totally gone with your example of JW, I understand where you are coming from, this is just one example of a situation that you cant say no to.
I have Bi polar and it wasnt until a few years ago I had CBT (no not the bike test!) Cognuative Behaviour Therapy.
I still struggle at times, but it has taught me that I am not saying no to the person, but to to a situation.
I'm much better with a lot of situations now
Feel free to pm me if you want me to add to this :D
For example today whilst going about my daily business at home some Jehovahs witnesses knocked on my door
While this thread has totally gone with your example of JW, I understand where you are coming from, this is just one example of a situation that you cant say no to.
I have Bi polar and it wasnt until a few years ago I had CBT (no not the bike test!) Cognuative Behaviour Therapy.
I still struggle at times, but it has taught me that I am not saying no to the person, but to to a situation.
I'm much better with a lot of situations now
Feel free to pm me if you want me to add to this :D
Sex God
Tip 1.
Open the door holding a bloodied carving knife and before they even speak hand one of them a crucifix while saying 'pop this in the bin for me will you love, them christians are better at fighting back than i thought, i bloody knackered'
Tip 2.
Open the door (no knife required) and before they speak......
just shout 'FUCK OFF!!!!' at them :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Open the door holding a bloodied carving knife and before they even speak hand one of them a crucifix while saying 'pop this in the bin for me will you love, them christians are better at fighting back than i thought, i bloody knackered'
Tip 2.
Open the door (no knife required) and before they speak......
just shout 'FUCK OFF!!!!' at them :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Sex God
Not a lot of help I know but...
A few years back a couple of these lovely people came a knocking on my door, me being half asleep having just got to bed after a night shift answered the door in me boxers.
Imagine my surprise and no small embarrassment to find two very attractive, well actually, drop dead gorgeous, in fact jaw droppingly hot babes standing on my doorstep wanting to come in and discuss their philosophy with me :shock:
I invited them in and as both of them seemed totally unphased by my state of undress, I relaxed and launched into an interesting theological debate.
Long story short they called twice more within a couple of weeks and in the end I just could not contain myself any further and blurted out how great it would be to have a 3sum with them
Needless to say they made their excuses and beat a hasty retreat. patting myself on the back for having found another cure for the dreaded doorstep JW's I was mortified to learn that the prettiest one turned out to be the daughter of neighbor but one just back from Uni
ops: :oops:
guess we reap what we sow :rascal:
A few years back a couple of these lovely people came a knocking on my door, me being half asleep having just got to bed after a night shift answered the door in me boxers.
Imagine my surprise and no small embarrassment to find two very attractive, well actually, drop dead gorgeous, in fact jaw droppingly hot babes standing on my doorstep wanting to come in and discuss their philosophy with me :shock:
I invited them in and as both of them seemed totally unphased by my state of undress, I relaxed and launched into an interesting theological debate.
Long story short they called twice more within a couple of weeks and in the end I just could not contain myself any further and blurted out how great it would be to have a 3sum with them
Needless to say they made their excuses and beat a hasty retreat. patting myself on the back for having found another cure for the dreaded doorstep JW's I was mortified to learn that the prettiest one turned out to be the daughter of neighbor but one just back from Uni
ops: :oops:guess we reap what we sow :rascal:
Quote by Lilacgem
I really wish I could learn to say no I find it so hard...
For example today whilst going about my daily business at home some Jehovahs witnesses knocked on my door
While this thread has totally gone with your example of JW, I understand where you are coming from, this is just one example of a situation that you cant say no to.
I have Bi polar and it wasnt until a few years ago I had CBT (no not the bike test!) Cognuative Behaviour Therapy.
I still struggle at times, but it has taught me that I am not saying no to the person, but to to a situation.
I'm much better with a lot of situations now
Feel free to pm me if you want me to add to this :D
you little beaut. You have hit the nail on the head, I think im gonna make the bit in bold my new mantra!!. 
Sex God
Quote by H-xfunny this should be mentioned ...but mrs north might tell that story
Or get some friends around and be butt naked when they turned up,
H.x
One day when I had two hours, with little to do I invited them in. They came in by two, they always travel in couples.
So we sat down, I managed not to offer coffee. :twisted:
They came up with all their bits from the bible. I said in contradicts it's self. They said the contradictions proved the bible was right. After all, how many times do to two people remember the same thing.
They said that I should worship god.
I remember the day I stopped believing in a kind, benevolent god, and told them if their gods exists he is the last thing that I will praise and worship.
They left, and invited me to a local meeting hall.
So we sat down, I managed not to offer coffee. :twisted:
They came up with all their bits from the bible. I said in contradicts it's self. They said the contradictions proved the bible was right. After all, how many times do to two people remember the same thing.
They said that I should worship god.
I remember the day I stopped believing in a kind, benevolent god, and told them if their gods exists he is the last thing that I will praise and worship.
They left, and invited me to a local meeting hall.
Well there I was watching High School Musical for the second time this morning when there was a little rat a tat tat on the door, they were back after I had missed them last week!!.
I returned their book and explained that I was uninterested in their religion and that I was was happy ambeling through life without it.
They asked why and I told them that parts of the book they left me were in my opinion bollox (I didn't use the word bollox but can't think of a different word right now) especially the part where they will except no blood products!.
They think its a shame that I don't want any bible study lessons as they feel I have alot of unanswered questions... (I have an inquisitive mind). But I did it I said no thanks im not interested!. Oh and I also told them my mum would disown me if I joined their religion a little white lie never hurt anyone did it...!!!.
I returned their book and explained that I was uninterested in their religion and that I was was happy ambeling through life without it.
They asked why and I told them that parts of the book they left me were in my opinion bollox (I didn't use the word bollox but can't think of a different word right now) especially the part where they will except no blood products!.
They think its a shame that I don't want any bible study lessons as they feel I have alot of unanswered questions... (I have an inquisitive mind). But I did it I said no thanks im not interested!. Oh and I also told them my mum would disown me if I joined their religion a little white lie never hurt anyone did it...!!!.
:thumbup:Quote by lyns
Well there I was watching High School Musical for the second time this morning when there was a little rat a tat tat on the door, they were back after I had missed them last week!!.
I returned their book and explained that I was uninterested in their religion and that I was was happy ambeling through life without it.
They asked why and I told them that parts of the book they left me were in my opinion bollox (I didn't use the word bollox but can't think of a different word right now) especially the part where they will except no blood products!.
They think its a shame that I don't want any bible study lessons as they feel I have alot of unanswered questions... (I have an inquisitive mind). But I did it I said no thanks im not interested!. Oh and I also told them my mum would disown me if I joined their religion a little white lie never hurt anyone did it...!!!.
Whoooooah! Hold the phone!
You chose High School Musical over The Watchtower?
I'd call them back fast honey- you need help! :scared:
Quote by winchwench
Well there I was watching High School Musical for the second time this morning when there was a little rat a tat tat on the door, they were back after I had missed them last week!!.
I returned their book and explained that I was uninterested in their religion and that I was was happy ambeling through life without it.
They asked why and I told them that parts of the book they left me were in my opinion bollox (I didn't use the word bollox but can't think of a different word right now) especially the part where they will except no blood products!.
They think its a shame that I don't want any bible study lessons as they feel I have alot of unanswered questions... (I have an inquisitive mind). But I did it I said no thanks im not interested!. Oh and I also told them my mum would disown me if I joined their religion a little white lie never hurt anyone did it...!!!.
Whoooooah! Hold the phone!
You chose High School Musical over The Watchtower?
I'd call them back fast honey- you need help! :scared:
we have watched it 5 times in total today! It was the little ones birthday pressie, i've got High School Musical 2 to look forward to tomorrow!!. 
Sex God
Quote by lyns
Well there I was watching High School Musical for the second time this morning when there was a little rat a tat tat on the door, they were back after I had missed them last week!!.
I returned their book and explained that I was uninterested in their religion and that I was was happy ambeling through life without it.
They asked why and I told them that parts of the book they left me were in my opinion bollox (I didn't use the word bollox but can't think of a different word right now) especially the part where they will except no blood products!.
They think its a shame that I don't want any bible study lessons as they feel I have alot of unanswered questions... (I have an inquisitive mind). But I did it I said no thanks im not interested!. Oh and I also told them my mum would disown me if I joined their religion a little white lie never hurt anyone did it...!!!.
Whoooooah! Hold the phone!
You chose High School Musical over The Watchtower?
I'd call them back fast honey- you need help! :scared:
we have watched it 5 times in total today! It was the little ones birthday pressie, i've got High School Musical 2 to look forward to tomorrow!!.Time to get an extra tv dvd and video for the kids!!!!!! after sitting through 300+ viewing of disney's dinosaur i was more than happy to pay out
Sex God
Have they been back again, or do you think they are gone now?
Quote by lyns
Have they been back again, or do you think they are gone now?
Think they have gone for good! I hope they have gone for good cos I'd hate to have to be rude to them to get rid of then
No need hun,
just invite them in to watch High School Musical, they'll never darken your door again! :thumbup:
Quote by winchwench
Have they been back again, or do you think they are gone now?
Think they have gone for good! I hope they have gone for good cos I'd hate to have to be rude to them to get rid of then
No need hun,
just invite them in to watch High School Musical, they'll never darken your door again! :thumbup:
:giggle: :karaoke: "we're all in this together...." :lol:
Quote by Lonni
They were really nice people
Who would rather watch a child die than allow them a blood transfusion.
Yeah. Nice people. :cry:
L xxx
Not all JW are like that :smile: My friend has had a number of operations throughout her life and all the family are JW,s. Depends on the family I think. My friend made her own mind up and her family supported her (she was 18 at the time).
Quote by anais
They were really nice people
Who would rather watch a child die than allow them a blood transfusion.
Yeah. Nice people. :cry:
L xxx
Not all JW are like that :smile: My friend has had a number of operations throughout her life and all the family are JW,s. Depends on the family I think. My friend made her own mind up and her family supported her (she was 18 at the time).
I guess its the same with most religions, you pick out the bits that suit you??. The person who comes knocking my door said he had and would sign the documents so a member of his family could have a blood transfusion.
Sex God
fun with the witnesses...........
prove to them we have to exist mathematically...not sure quite how this works but it's something to do with probabilities and dividing infinity by a finite no.(it's a long time since i was at school and the one time i remembered it properly and used it the poor buggers were stumped)
prove to them we have to exist mathematically...not sure quite how this works but it's something to do with probabilities and dividing infinity by a finite no.(it's a long time since i was at school and the one time i remembered it properly and used it the poor buggers were stumped)
Sex God
I saw the JW's round by us the other day so..........
I put a sign in the window that said
I Know Lyns
And guess what
They never knocked the door
I put a sign in the window that said
I Know Lyns
And guess what
They never knocked the door
Quote by lyns
The person who comes knocking my door said he had and would sign the documents so a member of his family could have a blood transfusion.
Regardless of whether or not some JW's do decide to go against their religion and allow whole blood transfusions, why on earth would you want to let people into your house who believe in monogamy and think that you, as a fornicator, will burn in hell?
:L
Quote by Lonni
The person who comes knocking my door said he had and would sign the documents so a member of his family could have a blood transfusion.
Regardless of whether or not some JW's do decide to go against their religion and allow whole blood transfusions, why on earth would you want to let people into your house who believe in monogamy and think that you, as a fornicator, will burn in hell?
:L
Well just so long as it's a dry heat.
Quote by Lonni
The person who comes knocking my door said he had and would sign the documents so a member of his family could have a blood transfusion.
Regardless of whether or not some JW's do decide to go against their religion and allow whole blood transfusions, why on earth would you want to let people into your house who believe in monogamy and think that you, as a fornicator, will burn in hell?
:L
Its not just JWs who believe in monogamy...
