Why can`t I just say no...??

2 Aug 2008

Quote by lyns
The person who comes knocking my door said he had and would sign the documents so a member of his family could have a blood transfusion.

Regardless of whether or not some JW's do decide to go against their religion and allow whole blood transfusions, why on earth would you want to let people into your house who believe in monogamy and think that you, as a fornicator, will burn in hell? confused

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Its not just JWs who believe in monogamy...
Hell no, there are loads of weirdo's out there!
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4 Aug 2008

Quote by Lonni
The person who comes knocking my door said he had and would sign the documents so a member of his family could have a blood transfusion.

Regardless of whether or not some JW's do decide to go against their religion and allow whole blood transfusions, why on earth would you want to let people into your house who believe in monogamy and think that you, as a fornicator, will burn in hell? confused

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Well I suggest you get a sign knocked up for your door then.
“No one who is catholic, church of England, Hindu, modern-Mormon........”
In fact, the majority of people believe in monogamy so maybe it would be easier to put a sign up saying “only polygamists and swingers allowed”
I am in the process of enjoying my summer break, so no wish to get in to long, drawn out and probably boring debates with people, however there are a lot of misconceptions that seem to be looked on as fact expressed in this thread.

4 Aug 2008

Quote by Staggerlee
fun with the witnesses...........
prove to them we have to exist mathematically...not sure quite how this works but it's something to do with probabilities and dividing infinity by a finite no.(it's a long time since i was at school and the one time i remembered it properly and used it the poor buggers were stumped)

The universe is infinite, and there are a infinite number of planets in it. However not all planets have Jehovah's Witnesses, therefore there are a finite number of Jehovah's Witnesses. It is possible to find the average number of Jehovah's Witnesses on each planet by dividing the number of Jehovah's Witnesses by the number of planets. Since any finite number divided by infinity is as close to zero as makes no difference then there are no Jehovah's Witnesses. Any that you may meet are a product of your own imagination, trying to lead you back to god, and since there is only one god he/she is also a product of your imagination.
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4 Aug 2008

Quote by
fun with the witnesses...........
prove to them we have to exist mathematically...not sure quite how this works but it's something to do with probabilities and dividing infinity by a finite no.(it's a long time since i was at school and the one time i remembered it properly and used it the poor buggers were stumped)

The universe is infinite, and there are a infinite number of planets in it. However not all planets have Jehovah's Witnesses, therefore there are a finite number of Jehovah's Witnesses. It is possible to find the average number of Jehovah's Witnesses on each planet by dividing the number of Jehovah's Witnesses by the number of planets. Since any finite number divided by infinity is as close to zero as makes no difference then there are no Jehovah's Witnesses. Any that you may meet are a product of your own imagination, trying to lead you back to god, and since there is only one god he/she is also a product of your imagination.
This wisdom is brought to you by the great and late Douglas Adams.
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4 Aug 2008

Quote by FrowningMango
Tell them you're a practicing Atheist.

I did exactly this and they never came back. lol

Shame, I found them quite charming really, one of them was a woman who really fixed me with a mesma-stare while discussing the state of the world.. if only she had known how I took that, damn she was fine looking!
My advice is just say you have changed your mind and you don't want to persue it further.
Give them their stuff back and don't answer ANY questions about religion or be led into ANY other conversation, just say/answer "sorry I am not interested" and "goodbye" as many times as you need until they go.
Hi everyone btw this is my first post here. wave

4 Aug 2008

Quote by Knickersnpants
Tell them you're a practicing Atheist.

I did exactly this and they never came back. lol

Shame, I found them quite charming really, one of them was a woman who really fixed me with a mesma-stare while discussing the state of the world.. if only she had known how I took that, damn she was fine looking!
My advice is just say you have changed your mind and you don't want to persue it further.
Give them their stuff back and don't answer ANY questions about religion or be led into ANY other conversation, just say/answer "sorry I am not interested" and "goodbye" as many times as you need until they go.
Hi everyone btw this is my first post here. wave

:welcome: I have now told them that im not interested and hopefully that will be the end of it biggrin

4 Aug 2008

Quote by lyns
Tell them you're a practicing Atheist.

I did exactly this and they never came back. lol

Shame, I found them quite charming really, one of them was a woman who really fixed me with a mesma-stare while discussing the state of the world.. if only she had known how I took that, damn she was fine looking!
My advice is just say you have changed your mind and you don't want to persue it further.
Give them their stuff back and don't answer ANY questions about religion or be led into ANY other conversation, just say/answer "sorry I am not interested" and "goodbye" as many times as you need until they go.
Hi everyone btw this is my first post here. wave

:welcome: I have now told them that im not interested and hopefully that will be the end of it biggrin

Thanks for the welcome
(I should have read the whole thread there before posting redface

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