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hi all.
ive only joined 3 weeks ago and i must say this site is great.
but why is there so many little boys who dont even know where there cock is never mind find a woman on waste genuine peoples time and clutter up the boards.
lets face it would you ladies answer an ad saying i want to shag you or do you want to suck my cock.
it maybe me please tell me if im wrong but half of them would be frightened to death of a real woman.
i feel better now
thanks
I've hesitated about whether to reply to this post, but I can't help myself from doing it.
They're all valid points that you've raised in your thread. But how does that explain the detail you go into in your signature? Looking at that as a man, I find it a bit off-putting. I can't speak for all the women who use the site, but the ones I've got to know wouldn't be too keen on it either.
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hi all.
ive only joined 3 weeks ago and i must say this site is great.
but why is there so many little boys who dont even know where there cock is never mind find a woman on waste genuine peoples time and clutter up the boards.
lets face it would you ladies answer an ad saying i want to shag you or do you want to suck my cock.
it maybe me please tell me if im wrong but half of them would be frightened to death of a real woman.
i feel better now
thanks

I think you need to have a look at your own approach here xxdirtyboyxx.
This is your sixth posting.
Apart from your opening post which had 21 replies, (not complimentary one's either). None of the others, which are basically adverts, have had a single posted reply. Surely that alone should say something to you.
Your 'Profile' indicates you are a manager, in your 30's, yet your addendum to the 'post' above (again an advert) leaves a lot to be desired. To be honest, it is badly written, poorly punctuated, and contains unnessessary abreviations. Take a good look at it yourself . If you were a lady, would you reply to it? I don't think so. At the moment you appear to be no better than those those who complain about, ' that are cluttering up the boards'.
I have 'posted' elsewhere, that the ratio of men to women on this site, is roughly 33:1. (A calculation based on those placing adverts in the Photo Add's Section) For any advert from a male seeking a female on this site, your advert will have to be really attractive. At present, I don't think it is going to appeal to any lady.
Funny, I feel better now as well. lol
Harry0
It's always more fun being on the winning side.
George Armstrong Custer 1839-1876.
I can't say I've seen your other posts so feel it would be unfair of me to comment but I must admit to seeing your post above and being struck that it seemed like an ad with a post bolted on above it.
Maybe it would be better to put those details into either your profle or an ad and stick a short link to it into your sig. Ask on here if you're not sure how and we can help/advise.
Just a well-meant thought and advice from a fellow forum member - thats all ! What HarryO says is very true - where guys are concerned on here it really is required to catch the eye in a good way from the start.
Hope this helps in some way ?
Carpathian
what men seem to not understand about women is that talking base sex after 2 secs doesnt really turn them on!!! ( not the majority anyway). I love chatting to people who are funny and dont talk sex (until I know them well enough lol). Best way to get meets I am sure is through humour sincerity and not telling women you like gangbangs etc as you just become one of many faceless dicks (sorry for laguage). Many people do meet on here and thats great but why do they meet. reading the threads tells me why - they make the effort to get to know youxxxx
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I can't say I've seen your other posts so feel it would be unfair of me to comment but I must admit to seeing your post above and being struck that it seemed like an ad with a post bolted on above it.
Maybe it would be better to put those details into either your profle or an ad and stick a short link to it into your sig. Ask on here if you're not sure how and we can help/advise.
Just a well-meant thought and advice from a fellow forum member - thats all ! What HarryO says is very true - where guys are concerned on here it really is required to catch the eye in a good way from the start.
Hope this helps in some way ?
Carpathian

I think you may well be correct about my addiction Carpathian. lol
To view anyone's 'Posts' click on to their 'Profile' at the bottom of any persons post, and you will get their profile immediately on your screen. Look under 'number of posts' by that person and there is a line in blue saying, 'View all posts', click on that, and a list of all posts appears made by that person, also the number of views that post has had and the number of replies there were to that particular 'post'. Clicking on any individual listed posting will take you to that full post.
Hope this helps.
Harry0
I must get out more. :lol:
Quote by corrie
they make the effort to get to know you

Hello corrie biggrin
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Quote by harry0
I must get out more. lol

I've been "about to leave the house" for around an hour now.
Ho hum. Guess I know the feeling too !!
Carpathian
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You bring tears to my eyes sometimes guys! hahahahaha!
Let me just compose myself....
In my humble opinion, it is obvious you will get some desperate individuals on a site like this. Blokes who have no social skills whatsoever, let alone who know how to charm and woo a woman. If these guys were such skilled lotharios, they wouldn't be on here advertising in such a drastic, desperate way.
It's a 'last throw of the dice' type of thing.
Maybe I’ve been fortunate throughout my life in the fact that I have always had plenty of female friends. And I have always listened and learnt from them.
Without a doubt, the one thing that comes across the most, is that women like to have their mind stimulated long before they find out how large the lunch box is. Leave that bit to their imagination. It’s the tease and the flirting that gets the best results.
That’s all.
My book: “Lizard on love and life” is available in all good book shops. biggrin
Kinky Lizard
Kinky Lizard wrote:
Without a doubt, the one thing that comes across the most, is that women like to have their mind stimulated long before they find out how large the lunch box is. Leave that bit to their imagination. It’s the tease and the flirting that gets the best results.

I couldn't agree more Lizard, it works for me.
Kinky Lizard also wrote:
My book: “Lizard on love and life” is available in all good book shops. lol

A bit like 'Fly Fishing' by in the Yellow Pages Adverts. :lol:
Funnily enough a book by that name did appear after those adverts ceased and it became a best seller. There might be a moral in there. Lizard.
Harry0
Ladies, please read my add no 55283. It might interest you. rolleyes
hey i live in cornwall im sure theres a book written about the lizards peninsula.
many people far and wide come just to look at its beauty
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hey i live in cornwall im sure theres a book written about the lizards peninsula.
many people far and wide come just to look at its beauty

Heh, heh fem_4_taboo,
The Lizard Peninsular is a beautiful place, but, I'm not sure I would like to look at Kinky Lizards personal Peninsular, especially if it remotely resembles his avitar.
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Harry0
well yeah i know what you meen, ive been to the lizard in cornwall and well, it was green wet and well sorry but smelt a bit fishy lol
There's a Lizard Point just down the coast from here. Perhaps you don't live so far away after all!
hey i live in cornwall im sure theres a book written about the lizards peninsula.
many people far and wide come just to look at its beauty

Whey hey Fem! "lizards peninsula" lol. I like the sound of that!
C'mon girls! Please form a queue....
The Lizard Peninsular is a beautiful place, but, I'm not sure I would like to look at Kinky Lizards personal Peninsular, especially if it remotely resembles his avitar.

Blimey, what am I going to do when I lose my looks???? wink
Fem, I'm working on a tunnel from West Yorks to Cornwall.....should be there, early 2009! Ok?? xx
Kinky lizards peninsula biggrin
ohhhh all that tunneling youll be a expert at fistin by the time you get here pmsl
oh and im sorry for hijaking the thread, well maybe were still on the same theme , just its us it refers to know, oh lizard why cant you just grow up lol
ok this is getting bad even i dont understand my own typing now, yet again its lizards fault he got me all excited i couldnt spell etc

Puff Pant! Fem FEM!!!! I'm coming! I'm Coming!!!!! Pant Pant!!!!!
Kinky Lizard biggrin
Lizard, I'll lend you my garden in Bucks, it'll cut down your tunelling time, so you should be there around ish in 2007 biggrin
confused owwhhh lizard not sure i want you pick anywhere near me, it looks nasty
Oh PICK, sorry
Thanks Herts Man....

"Herts Man helping Kinky Lizard get to Cornwall"
"C'mon faster FASTER!!! She's one HOT lady!!!"
Kinky Lizard biggrin
awwwhhh im so flattered, you do know it isnt me in the avatar confused:
Well I bloody hope you realise it isn't me in mine!!!! biggrin
Kinky Lizard :D
salty drops running down my face now, and no man in sight :P
so you gonna take me for some scrumpy Fem???? biggrin
Kinky Lizard
scrumpy god no man, i live in the home town of spingo, lol ask cum dancing , hes tasted the juice :shock:
Bloody Hell Fem!!! Steady on tiger!

Woo Hoo! Kinky Lizard after tasting 'the juice' biggrin
Kinky Lizard
I think Kinky spends most of his time finding ace gif's to enhance his point.
"Statisfiy yor stiffy, with a giffy!"I don't make them up honest!