Gentlemen, you may be proud of your togger - attained a thrill from snapping away with the digi-cam and the thought of sharing your David Bailey creations with the lovely ladies, however...
This is not the time of year to be sending a snap shot of your cock to all and sundry. Do you not realise it looks like the turkey neck out of the giblets bag? Your penis photo, when briefly viewed (before hitting the delete button), is sending a subliminal message!
Paxo have announced record sales as women all over the country have a sudden urge to go out and buy additional stuffing.
There could be long term implications. Already one young man has been admitted to hospital. He met the lady who had previously been sent a photo of his cock and the meeting didn’t quiet go to plan. Apparently the sight of his penis triggered a flash-back to the subliminal message. Doctors say they are hoping to successfully remove the 2lbs of sage and onion mix later today but are worried about the stability of the roast onion.
By the way ladies, what's your favourite stuffing?
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pololady you always manage to cheer me up when im down!
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its got to be sage an onion feel sorry for my other half when he gets home tonight he might be in for a shock :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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:grin:ooooowch mrandmrs bedz :shock:
Ive never sent a cock to anyone...ever, and never will. I tend to rely on my personality to overcome any shortcomings there may be elsewhere.
As for the stuffing..........sage and onion with some sausage meat and turkey juices, roasted in balls in the oven...yummm.
Ive never sent a cock to anyone...ever, and never will. I tend to rely on my personality to overcome any shortcomings there may be elsewhere.
As for the stuffing..........sage and onion with some sausage meat and turkey juices, roasted in balls in the oven...yummm.
Sexlightened
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ooooowch mrandmrs bedz :shock:
Ive never sent a cock to anyone...ever, and never will. I tend to rely on my personality to overcome any shortcomings there may be elsewhere.
As for the stuffing..........sage and onion with some sausage meat and turkey juices, roasted in balls in the oven...yummm.
LMAO......................thats my sunday morning chckle!
Thanks Muttleys
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ooooowch mrandmrs bedz :shock:
Ive never sent a cock to anyone...ever, and never will. I tend to rely on my personality to overcome any shortcomings there may be elsewhere.
As for the stuffing..........sage and onion with some sausage meat and turkey juices, roasted in balls in the oven...yummm.
I wouldnt roast yours tho Muttley... Just nibble on it slowly
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Ohhhhh nibble away hun...........do u want some stuffing with it?? :shock:
Steff m8, always happy to oblige.........do you know ithink im becoming a really funny guy.:roll:
Some? :shock:
Can l have an EXTRA LARGE helping please :smile2:
Sexlightened
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Certainly my dear................................................nips out for some more sage and onion and sausage meat
Then has a shower and preens himself in preparation for the nibbling and stuffing ceremony. :wink:
I want some of the stuffing your having, it aint no paxo i can tell!
Sexlightened
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Swingers xmas song...................'stuff me, stuff my wife ........................ :shock:
Is that a request?
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Certainly my dear................................................nips out for some more sage and onion and sausage meat
Then has a shower and preens himself in preparation for the nibbling and stuffing ceremony. :wink:
Asda's SmartPrice Stuffing..wtf?
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:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :kick: Off to find some better quality stuffing ... :sad:
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Certainly my dear................................................nips out for some more sage and onion and sausage meat
Then has a shower and preens himself in preparation for the nibbling and stuffing ceremony. :wink:
I want some of the stuffing your having, it aint no paxo i can tell!
:shock: you want Muttley to stuff you too? :grin:
Sexlightened
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Certainly my dear................................................nips out for some more sage and onion and sausage meat
Then has a shower and preens himself in preparation for the nibbling and stuffing ceremony. :wink:
I want some of the stuffing your having, it aint no paxo i can tell!
:shock: you want Muttley to stuff you too? :grin:
Ohhhhhhhh no.................just wanted to know the brand of stuffing, cos it wasnt paxo!
See, I thought about joining adultfriendfinder, then looked through all the guy profiles to see what they were like and all I saw was page after page of willies. I couldn't believe for a moment women were going to look at these pictures and think 'ooh, he looks nice'. I mean, come on. And I sure as hell wasn't going to stick my face up on the site either: at least, not yet. Which does create something of a dilemma. Pictures of willies tell you very little. Pictures offaces tell you too much, depending on the site ...
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See, I thought about joining adultfriendfinder, then looked through all the guy profiles to see what they were like and all I saw was page after page of willies. I couldn't believe for a moment women were going to look at these pictures and think 'ooh, he looks nice'. I mean, come on. And I sure as hell wasn't going to stick my face up on the site either: at least, not yet. Which does create something of a dilemma. Pictures of willies tell you very little. Pictures offaces tell you too much, depending on the site ...
I'm assuming most guys realise that there are more parts of the human body than the head and the cock?
Sexlightened
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met a guy once who asked me to stuff his erect cock with rice grains, Managed to get quite a lot down, but now wondering how boring the stuffing was! Love parsely and thyme myself!!!
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You are joking arent you?
OMG i hope it is.................. :shock:
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met a guy once who asked me to stuff his erect cock with rice grains, Managed to get quite a lot down, but now wondering how boring the stuffing was! Love parsely and thyme myself!!!
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You are joking arent you?
OMG i hope it is.................. :shock:
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I dont think that can even be classed as Kinky lol
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Gentlemen, you may be proud of your togger - attained a thrill from snapping away with the digi-cam and the thought of sharing your David Bailey creations with the lovely ladies – however…..
I was wondering the other day, and the thing I was wondering was what proportion of men in the UK are cut, and then I was wondering how to find out...
And then I thought - hey, maybe all those PMs with cock pictures aren't a total waste... All I have to do is ask any single female on SH, and they'll be able to give me an answer based on a statistically valid, extensive sample...
So what's the proportion?
