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Unknown User
Do you have an abundance of something in your house?
I was just sitting here looking around wondering… why do I have so many bloody candles? dunno
Including the bags full of tea-lights, I must have 100’s of the bloody things stashed here there and everywhere.
Now the shoe collection, I understand why I have so many of them – but candles confused . If I lit them all it would be less like mood lighting and more like flood lighting at a football stadium… polar ice caps may even be affected lol
robbie_rob
Orgasminator
it depends how youve been using the candles polo... lol
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Candles.....reminds me of that old joke about the nuns :giggle:
mr__powers1
Sex God
Perhaps you've been watching too much Eastenders......everyone there has an abundance of candles for their "it was suppose to be special" meal.
Unknown User
Quote by da69ve
Perhaps you've been watching too much Eastenders......everyone there has an abundance of candles for their "it was suppose to be special" meal.

lol :lol: :lol:
Unknown User
just maybe you buy candles too often . confused
Unknown User
I never lite candles for the 'special' meal - it's a fire risk having a flame so near to all that grease soaked chip-paper lol
byron
Master of Sex
Quote by PoloLady
Do you have an abundance of something in your house?
I was just sitting here looking around wondering… why do I have so many bloody candles? dunno
Including the bags full of tea-lights, I must have 100’s of the bloody things stashed here there and everywhere.
Now the shoe collection, I understand why I have so many of them – but candles confused . If I lit them all it would be less like mood lighting and more like flood lighting at a football stadium… polar ice caps may even be affected lol

Mind you, come the nuclear winter you'll be sorted for reading light!
Unknown User
Snap Polo!!
I have far too many candles, I love them, plus I'm very sesitive to bright light.
But I also own an abundance of several other items. (One day you will see me on life of grime!)
Books
Stamps
Knickers
Socks
I just can't stop buying them!
No doubt my beloved Meaty will come along and make a clever quip about it! I'm waiting....... innocent
Unknown User
There seems to be an abundance of shoes in this house lol
As for round my place pretty much every thing is in a abundance I'm a hoarder I save stuff just in case I have more cables and bits of computers than I know what to do with. Bit's of classic cars jammed into garages I just can't bring myself to throw stuff out that may be needed at some point in the future. Should I decide to build a classic car powred by a crappy pentium 2 processor confused When I got a nice shiny new plasma TV complete with brand new cabinet I saved the tatty old chip board cabinet in the loft just incase the new one broke :?
rogerthedragon
Sex God
I only hoard one thing - they are small, made of plastic, come in lots of different shapes and colours and I have well over 50,000 of them. cool 8-) 8-)
I challenge anyone who doesnt already know the answer to guess what they are. :twisted: :twisted:
mr__powers1
Sex God
I have far too many DVD's...over 500......and what do i do when a new format comes in one day!
Unknown User
Quote by rogerthedragon
I only hoard one thing - they are small, made of plastic, come in lots of different shapes and colours and I have well over 50,000 of them. cool 8-) 8-)
I challenge anyone who doesnt already know the answer to guess what they are. :twisted: :twisted:

Lego 8-)
rogerthedragon
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I only hoard one thing - they are small, made of plastic, come in lots of different shapes and colours and I have well over 50,000 of them. cool 8-) 8-)
I challenge anyone who doesnt already know the answer to guess what they are. :twisted: :twisted:

Lego 8-)
ok so that was too bloody easy wasnt it!!! mad :x :x :x
Unknown User
Quote by meat2pleaseu
rolleyes innocent
nothing to add, move along

:cry:
Ho hum....
Unknown User
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I only hoard one thing - they are small, made of plastic, come in lots of different shapes and colours and I have well over 50,000 of them. cool 8-) 8-)
I challenge anyone who doesnt already know the answer to guess what they are. :twisted: :twisted:

Lego 8-)
You cheated smackbottom
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by Kiss_Me
rolleyes innocent
nothing to add, move along

:cry:
Ho hum....
OK, i'm also sensitive to bright lights, which was a bit tricky when i worked in a tv studio all day :shock:
Unknown User
Quote by meat2pleaseu
rolleyes innocent
nothing to add, move along

:cry:
Ho hum....
OK, i'm also sensitive to bright lights, which was a bit tricky when i worked in a tv studio all day :shock:
Having a television in front of your sofa does not make it a studio :roll:
lol kiss
Unknown User
Quote by PoloLady
I only hoard one thing - they are small, made of plastic, come in lots of different shapes and colours and I have well over 50,000 of them. cool 8-) 8-)
I challenge anyone who doesnt already know the answer to guess what they are. :twisted: :twisted:

Lego 8-)
You cheated smackbottom
How could I cheat? dunno I love it when you spank wink
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
my ribs are aching from your comedy genius rolleyes
Unknown User
Quote by PoloLady
rolleyes innocent
nothing to add, move along

:cry:
Ho hum....
OK, i'm also sensitive to bright lights, which was a bit tricky when i worked in a tv studio all day :shock:
Having a television in front of your sofa does not make it a studio :roll:
lol kiss
:giggle:
Unknown User
Quote by meat2pleaseu
my ribs are aching from your comedy genius rolleyes

So.... it wasn't the position off the end of the bed :P