Why do men do it?

16 Apr 2008

I just needed to ask!
I Like to go up to hubby and put my arms around him and say how much I would really like to have sex with him right now!
His normal response is I am busy right now! :cry:
So off I go to clean the kitchen floor to cool myself down and get all sexy thoughts out of my head, down he trots 5 minutes later, and he says, cor you look really great today! :doh:
How can I? Down on my hands and knees sweating scrubing the kicken floor? dunno

Men I just don't understand them!
Can you please enlighten me? confused

16 Apr 2008

"So off I go to clean the kitchen floor to cool myself down and get all sexy thoughts out of my head, down he trots 5 minutes later, and he says, cor you look really great today!
How can I? Down on my hands and knees sweating scrubing the kicken floor?"
... cos that's the only bit they see wink

16 Apr 2008

Quote by Sugar-n-pom
"So off I go to clean the kitchen floor to cool myself down and get all sexy thoughts out of my head, down he trots 5 minutes later, and he says, cor you look really great today!
How can I? Down on my hands and knees sweating scrubing the kicken floor?"
... cos that's the only bit they see

LoL, was so going to say that as well :-P

16 Apr 2008

We don’t want to appear easy…..

16 Apr 2008

maybe men think women look best doing 'womens' things confused

16 Apr 2008

Quote by Theladyisaminx
I just needed to ask!
I Like to go up to hubby and put my arms around him and say how much I would really like to have sex with him right now!
His normal response is I am busy right now! :cry:
So off I go to clean the kitchen floor to cool myself down and get all sexy thoughts out of my head, down he trots 5 minutes later, and he says, cor you look really great today! :doh:
How can I? Down on my hands and knees sweating scrubing the kicken floor?
Men I just don't understand them!
Can you please enlighten me?

Minxy we act like we do so as you don't understand us! lol

We dont want you knowing exactly how we tick...where would all the fun go? :shock:
Mind you though Minx, I have never been able to understand women either!! :lol: :lol: Can you enlighten a confused man how women work? redface

16 Apr 2008

Quote by Theladyisaminx
I just needed to ask!
I Like to go up to hubby and put my arms around him and say how much I would really like to have sex with him right now!
His normal response is I am busy right now! :cry:
So off I go to clean the kitchen floor to cool myself down and get all sexy thoughts out of my head, down he trots 5 minutes later, and he says, cor you look really great today! :doh:
How can I? Down on my hands and knees sweating scrubing the kicken floor?
Men I just don't understand them!
Can you please enlighten me?

Getting all sexy thoughts in my head now Minx! lol

16 Apr 2008

Quote by kentswingers777
I just needed to ask!
I Like to go up to hubby and put my arms around him and say how much I would really like to have sex with him right now!
His normal response is I am busy right now! :cry:
So off I go to clean the kitchen floor to cool myself down and get all sexy thoughts out of my head, down he trots 5 minutes later, and he says, cor you look really great today! :doh:
How can I? Down on my hands and knees sweating scrubing the kicken floor?
Men I just don't understand them!
Can you please enlighten me?

Minxy we act like we do so as you don't understand us! lol

We dont want you knowing exactly how we tick...where would all the fun go? :shock:
Mind you though Minx, I have never been able to understand women either!! :lol: :lol: Can you enlighten a confused man how women work? redface

Its easy! Give us what we want and we are happy! :lol:

16 Apr 2008

Quote by Whipsnspurs
i just think it takes so long for the message to sink in! i also agree that the hands and knees position is something ingrained in to all men. bit like whe you're bent over the kitchen sink :twisted:

Or when doing the ironing is another! :shock: Is it the same thought you get? rolleyes

16 Apr 2008

Quote by flower411
Why do we do it ??
It`s just to annoy you !!

What didn't I expect to see a logical answer from you? :P

16 Apr 2008

Quote by kentswingers777
I just needed to ask!
I Like to go up to hubby and put my arms around him and say how much I would really like to have sex with him right now!
His normal response is I am busy right now! :cry:
So off I go to clean the kitchen floor to cool myself down and get all sexy thoughts out of my head, down he trots 5 minutes later, and he says, cor you look really great today! :doh:
How can I? Down on my hands and knees sweating scrubing the kicken floor?
Men I just don't understand them!
Can you please enlighten me?

Getting all sexy thoughts in my head now Minx! lol

:shock: I am not going to be your old scrubber! Sorry :lol:

16 Apr 2008

Quote by Theladyisaminx
So off I go to clean the kitchen floor to cool myself down and get all sexy thoughts out of my head, down he trots 5 minutes later, and he says, cor you look really great today! :doh:

Iwould always be the gentleman and wait until you had finished the chores had a shower done the tea sat down. Before saying
"God you looked sexy earlier get your skimpy clobber and war paint on girl, lets shag I know how much you want it!"
What what dunno

seems reasonable enough for me. neutral

:lol2:

17 Apr 2008

Why do we do it ?
Cos we're blokes lol

18 Apr 2008

Men do that because unlike women they cannot multi task. If you go to your man asking for a shag on the spur of the moment and he's busy he will be concentrating on that hence the "I'm busy reply". Later when not so busy will take you up on your offer lol. usually at unoportune times

18 Apr 2008

lets look at this in reverse........i like to go uo to my woman and put my arms around her and say how much i would really like to have sex with her right now
her usual response is can`t you see I`m feeding the kids,putting a wash on, hoovering, making beds right now sad

so off i go grab myself a beer, put the football on, get the feet up and down she trots and says , cor you look great today rolleyes

women I just don`t understand them!.....in the middle of the title run in mad

18 Apr 2008

Quote by robhambledon
lets look at this in reverse........i like to go uo to my woman and put my arms around her and say how much i would really like to have sex with her right now
her usual response is can`t you see I`m feeding the kids,putting a wash on, hoovering, making beds right now
so off i go grab myself a beer, put the football on, get the feet up and down she trots and says , cor you look great today
women I just don`t understand them!.....in the middle of the title run in

Funny, some guys appreciate a bj at half time, or if Everton are playing, during.
H.x

18 Apr 2008

maybe we don't fancy you.......... rolleyes