Why do men have to diet........

6 Apr 2005

..........just because you girls want to?
I have been asked (told) do I want the same food as her. She describes it as a delicacy of flavours waiting to be discovered. For example, quorn sauages. She described them as "dog shit with less flavour.......even half a bottle of brown sauce didn't get rid of the taste". Please note: Brown sauce = lives above Watford gap.
Oh I just can not wait for the next three days :cry: . I will be travelling back down on Monday morning and visiting every McDonalds for breakfast between Teeside and Nottingham. I'll roll into work bigger than Billy Bunter.
I have also been informed (told) that chocolate is bad for me if I eat it. Not bad by gaining any weight......just that she will knock my teeth out if I eat it in front of her :shock: .
Alex......you look lovely as you are.......but if you have to eat that stuff......can I have a bag of chips biggrin

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Dave_Notts

6 Apr 2005

... Just say NO!!! cool

6 Apr 2005

Urrrrrghhh quorn sausages are horrible, my sympathy goes out to you Dave.
On the other hand, why would you want to be so cruel as to eat chocolate in front of her, you horrid man.

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Tell her she can have Maltesers. Don't eat quorn in any shape or form, it's disgusting stuff. confused

6 Apr 2005

Quote by Dave__Notts
..........just because you girls want to?

Empathy dear chap, empathy. ;)
Actually that's crap. The reason men have to diet is because, unlike women who remain serenely and annoyingly in proportion no matter how big they get, when a man does too many carbs, it usually goes straight on the belly and we end up looking like a Weeble on sticks who can't find his willy. confused

6 Apr 2005

Chocolate does not make you fat. It makes you happy! And you can quote me on that as it is an original Taniaism biggrin

6 Apr 2005

Ice's points are accurate , but I always thought we have to diet along with them , cos otherwise we would have
a) Actually decide what was for dinner
b) Go to the shops and remember what it was we decided
c) Cook it ourselves .
:shock:

6 Apr 2005

Diet? what colour?

6 Apr 2005

Quote by Tania
Chocolate does not make you fat. It makes you happy! And you can quote me on that as it is an original Taniaism

thank fuck for that, cos being fat is making me miserable.
............davej off to buy a paving slab of Fruit and nut............

6 Apr 2005

Dave
Everything in moderation though! wink

6 Apr 2005

Anybody want a slice of cake that I just made ? Or a bun?
Sod diets, be happy. A little bit of what you fancy does you good. :twisted:

6 Apr 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Anybody want a slice of cake that I just made ? Or a bun?
Sod diets, be happy. A little bit of what you fancy does you good. :twisted:

... and a LOT of what you fancy is even better biggrin

6 Apr 2005

Quote by J3diMast3r
Anybody want a slice of cake that I just made ? Or a bun?
Sod diets, be happy. A little bit of what you fancy does you good. :twisted:

... and a LOT of what you fancy is even better biggrin

Indeedy :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

6 Apr 2005

Dave_Notts Im in exactly the same boat as you. Oddly for the past 15 years Ive eaten what the hell i like, when i like, and never been more than about 8 or 9 lbs overweight, usually only 3 or 4. She starts cooking all healthy food (like Jamie tells us) 6 weeks later I'm a stone heavier than before???? how does that work then?

6 Apr 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
Ice's points are accurate , but I always thought we have to diet along with them , cos otherwise we would have
a) Actually decide what was for dinner
b) Go to the shops and remember what it was we decided
c) Cook it ourselves .
:shock:

You mean........it doesn't just appear on the table hot and plated up. There is another process after buying and before eating :shock: . I'll stick with the diet food then
Dave_Notts

7 Apr 2005

Refuses the right to comment :gagged: under the amendment of causing a major argument.

7 Apr 2005

I'm a vegetarian and I find quorn sausages pretty insipid too.
I sometimes wonder how the marketing bods came with the name "quorn" for a vegetarian product loon

. Isn't that the name of a despicable fox-hunt (are there any other kind ) somewhere in the midlands ? cool

7 Apr 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Anybody want a slice of cake that I just made ? Or a bun?
Sod diets, be happy. A little bit of what you fancy does you good. :twisted:

Can't we just have sex instead, I've nothing on this evening!

7 Apr 2005

Quote by Riff Raff
I'm a vegetarian and I find quorn sausages pretty insipid too.
I sometimes wonder how the marketing bods came with the name "quorn" for a vegetarian product . Isn't that the name of a despicable fox-hunt (are there any other kind ) somewhere in the midlands ?

Yes there are other types, there's the good fun ones as well that have just been banned WTF? What a waste of taxpayers money and parliamentary time.
Anyway, Quorn? What's that all about then? Vegetarian sausages? If I'm gonna be vegetarian what's the point of trying to find something that tastes like meat? dunno

Chris

7 Apr 2005

Quote by J3diMast3r
... Just say NO!!!

and then run. bolt

Quote by orpheous1
Dave_Notts Im in exactly the same boat as you. Oddly for the past 15 years Ive eaten what the hell i like, when i like, and never been more than about 8 or 9 lbs overweight, usually only 3 or 4. She starts cooking all healthy food (like Jamie tells us) 6 weeks later I'm a stone heavier than before???? how does that work then?

Easy, she's fixed the scales to make you think you're getting fatter, so you'll go on the bloody diet as well. wink

:lol:

7 Apr 2005

Quote by marmalaid
Anyway, Quorn? What's that all about then? Vegetarian sausages? If I'm gonna be vegetarian what's the point of trying to find something that tastes like meat?
Chris

I never want to eat anything that tastes like meat. Nor do I want to eat anything as tasteless as quorn sausages.
Most of the time spent on getiing this legislation enacted was due to resistance in the House of Lords - an unelected body comprised largely of the vested interests of the landed gentry. Thankfully democracy and the overwhelming will of the people prevailed.
There's no such thing as a "good" hunt, except perhaps in the sense that "The only good hunt is a dead hunt."

7 Apr 2005

Quote by marmalaid
Anybody want a slice of cake that I just made ? Or a bun?
Sod diets, be happy. A little bit of what you fancy does you good. :twisted:

Can't we just have sex instead, I've nothing on this evening!
Oh charming, use me to alleviate your boredom wink

I'm off out tonight, my sister's having an 'I'm off to New Zealand so fuck you all' party. confused