Why fake it when you can have it for real!

3 Aug 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Oh and Marmalaid, I've got a certificate to say I'm a genuine teacher - does that count or do I have to be verified too?
OOOooooooooo I said the 'V' word :shock:

Nah, the 'stickyfoot' will do for me, but I can still 'Berryfy' (not wishing to use the v-word) you if you wish lol

Chris.

3 Aug 2005

Quote by freckledbird
M2PU, you are in deeeeeeeeeeep shite if I ever meet you, but for now:
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:

like a catchphrase contestant, i say what i see flipa

let me know what you're answer is when you get back from the pub (about 6 weeks time i suspect)

3 Aug 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Some women have never had orgasm, some can have multiple orgasms easily. For those women that cannot have orgasm easily or never experienced it. there is a way. It is just like a blocked pipe...once the blockage is sorted...then there is no stopping anymore, you will have orgasm easily. Guys how do you know if your partners/wives are not faking it? I will be more than happy to help. I will show you how to have multiple orgasms, breathing techniques is important and how to use certain muscles...

Those who can - do
Those who can't - teach
well i always thought it was ..
those who can do
those who can't referee
but i might be wrong!!
Apologies to all genuine teaching professionals
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

3 Aug 2005

and i'm still waiting for his reply..................
i dunno he offers this service, i ask for help and he buggers off lol

3 Aug 2005

I know that some women have never achieved orgasum.
I had a fit the first time i did. never thought it would happen.
I was seventeen at the time and never looked back.
lisamarie

3 Aug 2005

Is anyone honest in this day and age? This guy quite clearly thinks he's a sexual demon and that somehow he can satisfy every woman... Ego's can;t let them get out of control.
Me, I'm lucky if I can make a girl orgasm its not from want of trying but my sexual experiences aren't exactly in the 100's and 1000's like the guy that started this inspired thread. Actually i think of my 5 sexual partners, two of them were from 3somes!!!

3 Aug 2005

Think I will stick to just commenting on sex in future
sad