Why fake it when you can have it for real!

2 Aug 2005

Some women have never had orgasm, some can have multiple orgasms easily. For those women that cannot have orgasm easily or never experienced it. there is a way. It is just like a blocked pipe...once the blockage is sorted...then there is no stopping anymore, you will have orgasm easily. Guys how do you know if your partners/wives are not faking it? I will be more than happy to help. I will show you how to have multiple orgasms, breathing techniques is important and how to use certain muscles...

2 Aug 2005

well arn't we lucky that such a world renown expert has joined the site :thumbup:

2 Aug 2005

Quote by tiger88
Some women have never had orgasm, some can have multiple orgasms easily. For those women that cannot have orgasm easily or never experienced it. there is a way. It is just like a blocked pipe...once the blockage is sorted...then there is no stopping anymore, you will have orgasm easily. Guys how do you know if your partners/wives are not faking it? I will be more than happy to help. I will show you how to have multiple orgasms, breathing techniques is important and how to use certain muscles...

ohhh i need your help lol
hang on does this involve having to shag you? confused

2 Aug 2005

now i could teach every guy on here how to get upto an extra 3 inch length and an inch thickness in thier cocks, but im not going to cos im a wicked bitch :giggle:
cant have every guy on here thinking thier king dick hey lol

2 Aug 2005

Quote by Miss-Red
now i could teach every guy on here how to get upto an extra 3 inch length and an inch thickness in thier cocks, but im not going to cos im a wicked bitch :giggle:
cant have every guy on here thinking thier king dick hey lol

Shhhhhhhhhhhh just tell me :giggle:

2 Aug 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
Some women have never had orgasm, some can have multiple orgasms easily. For those women that cannot have orgasm easily or never experienced it. there is a way. It is just like a blocked pipe...once the blockage is sorted...then there is no stopping anymore, you will have orgasm easily. Guys how do you know if your partners/wives are not faking it? I will be more than happy to help. I will show you how to have multiple orgasms, breathing techniques is important and how to use certain muscles...

ohhh i need your help lol
hang on does this involve having to shag you? confused

sorry naughty, think he's busy perfecting his guaranteed orgasm-on himself :wanker:

2 Aug 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
now i could teach every guy on here how to get upto an extra 3 inch length and an inch thickness in thier cocks, but im not going to cos im a wicked bitch :giggle:
cant have every guy on here thinking thier king dick hey lol

Shhhhhhhhhhhh just tell me :giggle:
what do you want to know for naughty, you aint even got a cock lol

it dosnt work on vibrators babe wink

pmsl

2 Aug 2005

Quote by Miss-Red
now i could teach every guy on here how to get upto an extra 3 inch length and an inch thickness in thier cocks, but im not going to cos im a wicked bitch :giggle:
cant have every guy on here thinking thier king dick hey lol

Shhhhhhhhhhhh just tell me :giggle:
what do you want to know for naughty, you aint even got a cock lol

it dosnt work on vibrators babe wink

pmsl
well i thought i could use it on someone else :wink:

2 Aug 2005

Quote by Miss-Red
teach every guy on here how to get upto an extra 3 inch length

All it takes is a bowling ball and a piece of string...

2 Aug 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
now i could teach every guy on here how to get upto an extra 3 inch length and an inch thickness in thier cocks, but im not going to cos im a wicked bitch :giggle:
cant have every guy on here thinking thier king dick hey lol

Shhhhhhhhhhhh just tell me :giggle:
what do you want to know for naughty, you aint even got a cock lol

it dosnt work on vibrators babe wink

pmsl
well i thought i could use it on someone else :wink:
id be crap at explaining on here, im not good at explaining things at the best of times, but those guys that roam the desert bedoin tribes? ( opps spelling) have passed it down through the generations to thier children as they believe a big cock is a sign of masculinity, virility, and strength.
the guys in the porno world have been doing it for years, which is why they have huge cocks alot of them. it takes a good 3-4 months to reach a good size and has to be done everyday, but done right it can keep them harder for longer, have more powerfull and multiple orgasms, and err i kinda get the feeling i could be getting a que of guys that stretches down my street if i mention anymore :lol:
need to no more? press the red button :wink: :lol:

3 Aug 2005

Quote by Miss-Red
now i could teach every guy on here how to get upto an extra 3 inch length and an inch thickness in thier cocks, but im not going to cos im a wicked bitch :giggle:
cant have every guy on here thinking thier king dick hey lol

Shhhhhhhhhhhh just tell me :giggle:
what do you want to know for naughty, you aint even got a cock lol

it dosnt work on vibrators babe wink

pmsl
well i thought i could use it on someone else :wink:
id be crap at explaining on here, im not good at explaining things at the best of times, but those guys that roam the desert bedoin tribes? ( opps spelling) have passed it down through the generations to thier children as they believe a big cock is a sign of masculinity, virility, and strength.
the guys in the porno world have been doing it for years, which is why they have huge cocks alot of them. it takes a good 3-4 months to reach a good size and has to be done everyday, but done right it can keep them harder for longer, have more powerfull and multiple orgasms, and err i kinda get the feeling i could be getting a que of guys that stretches down my street if i mention anymore :lol:
need to no more? press the red button :wink: :lol:
You are gonna get a lot of PMs for sure and could well wear out the delete button on your PC :lol:

3 Aug 2005

MIss Red how long is the que! lol

:lol:

3 Aug 2005

Quote by Miss-Red
those guys that roam the desert .......believe a big cock is a sign of masculinity, virility, and strength.

Yeah s'funny how it's the guys who think it. rolleyes

I'm not planning to roam any deserts so I won't be in the queue - hate queueing and besides any bigger and I'll start getting complaints :roll: wink

3 Aug 2005

Quote by Miss-Red
now i could teach every guy on here how to get upto an extra 3 inch length and an inch thickness in thier cocks, but im not going to cos im a wicked bitch :giggle:
cant have every guy on here thinking thier king dick hey lol

hit knob with hammer repeatedly
take away the pain keep the swelling redface

ops: :oops:

3 Aug 2005

Quote by tiger88
Some women have never had orgasm, some can have multiple orgasms easily. For those women that cannot have orgasm easily or never experienced it. there is a way. It is just like a blocked pipe...once the blockage is sorted...then there is no stopping anymore, you will have orgasm easily. Guys how do you know if your partners/wives are not faking it? I will be more than happy to help. I will show you how to have multiple orgasms, breathing techniques is important and how to use certain muscles...

GOD !!!! we now have a scientific doctor of physcology yoga and sex therapist on the firm oh lucky day !!!!!! rolleyes

3 Aug 2005

Quote by SXBOY
Some women have never had orgasm, some can have multiple orgasms easily. For those women that cannot have orgasm easily or never experienced it. there is a way. It is just like a blocked pipe...once the blockage is sorted...then there is no stopping anymore, you will have orgasm easily. Guys how do you know if your partners/wives are not faking it? I will be more than happy to help. I will show you how to have multiple orgasms, breathing techniques is important and how to use certain muscles...

GOD !!!! we now have a scientific doctor of physcology yoga and sex therapist on the firm oh lucky day !!!!!! rolleyes

Hmmmmm..... forgive me for being cynical..... but no thanks.......lol
equi-princess xxx

3 Aug 2005

Quote by equi-princess
Some women have never had orgasm, some can have multiple orgasms easily. For those women that cannot have orgasm easily or never experienced it. there is a way. It is just like a blocked pipe...once the blockage is sorted...then there is no stopping anymore, you will have orgasm easily. Guys how do you know if your partners/wives are not faking it? I will be more than happy to help. I will show you how to have multiple orgasms, breathing techniques is important and how to use certain muscles...

GOD !!!! we now have a scientific doctor of physcology yoga and sex therapist on the firm oh lucky day !!!!!! rolleyes

Hmmmmm..... forgive me for being cynical..... but no thanks.......lol
equi-princess xxx
well i'm still waiting to hear back from him :roll:

3 Aug 2005

Quote by tiger88
Some women have never had orgasm, some can have multiple orgasms easily. For those women that cannot have orgasm easily or never experienced it. there is a way. It is just like a blocked pipe...once the blockage is sorted...then there is no stopping anymore, you will have orgasm easily. Guys how do you know if your partners/wives are not faking it? I will be more than happy to help. I will show you how to have multiple orgasms, breathing techniques is important and how to use certain muscles...

Those who can - do
Those who can't - teach
Apologies to all genuine teaching professionals
db - Never madea woman orgasm in his life.

3 Aug 2005

Quote by tiger88
Some women have never had orgasm, some can have multiple orgasms easily. For those women that cannot have orgasm easily or never experienced it. there is a way. It is just like a blocked pipe...once the blockage is sorted...then there is no stopping anymore, you will have orgasm easily. Guys how do you know if your partners/wives are not faking it? I will be more than happy to help. I will show you how to have multiple orgasms, breathing techniques is important and how to use certain muscles...

Yeah, yeah, and I guess you want to be a plumber when you leave school, right ? rolleyes

:roll: :roll:

3 Aug 2005

Quote by dambuster
Some women have never had orgasm, some can have multiple orgasms easily. For those women that cannot have orgasm easily or never experienced it. there is a way. It is just like a blocked pipe...once the blockage is sorted...then there is no stopping anymore, you will have orgasm easily. Guys how do you know if your partners/wives are not faking it? I will be more than happy to help. I will show you how to have multiple orgasms, breathing techniques is important and how to use certain muscles...

Those who can - do
Those who can't - teach
Apologies to all genuine teaching professionals
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

3 Aug 2005

Quote by Miss-Red
need to no more? press the red button

Hey, I pressed the button, where's the info ?... Uh, funny, my computer just went off...... :shock: :confused:
Thomas x

3 Aug 2005

Quote by freckledbird
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Now I know you didn't miss this bit :

Quote by when I
Apologies to all genuine teaching professionals

3 Aug 2005

Nope I didn't miss it lol

3 Aug 2005

Quote by dambuster

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Now I know you didn't miss this bit :

Quote by when I
Apologies to all genuine teaching professionals

What is genuine then, DB? Also, who is the arbter of what is genuine?

3 Aug 2005

Quote by marmalaid

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Now I know you didn't miss this bit :

Quote by when I
Apologies to all genuine teaching professionals

What is genuine then, DB? Also, who is the arbter of what is genuine?
Suede shoes and leather patches on elbows is often a good sign of a genuine professional teacher!

3 Aug 2005

Hey, what's all this teacher-bashing? evil

You can tell a geinuine teacher by the bags under the eyes, piles of paper everywhere and lack of time for a social life
(except for during the summer when we have several weeks off of course)
biggrin

Yes, we do know how lucky we are :happy:

3 Aug 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Suede shoes and leather patches on elbows is often a good sign of a genuine professional teacher!

Maybe I should be a teacher then, hang on, those aren't suede patches on my elbows, those ARE my elbows :shock:

3 Aug 2005

Quote by angelnn66
Hey, what's all this teacher-bashing?
You can tell a geinuine teacher by the bags under the eyes, piles of paper everywhere and lack of time for a social life
(except for during the summer when we have several weeks off of course)

Yes, we do know how lucky we are :happy:

erm bolox
i know an embarrassing amount of teachers for someone with my high level of street cred (stop laughing you barstards)
and having observed them for a while i answer you statement thus....
bags under the eyes- sign of too much drinking
piles of paper- no, they are called beer mats
no social life- get out out of the pub then you overpaid, work dodging 9-3 & 30 weeks holiday layabouts!!!
bolt

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3 Aug 2005

Some women have never had orgasm, some can have multiple orgasms easily. For those women that cannot have orgasm easily or never experienced it. there is a way. It is just like a blocked pipe...once the blockage is sorted...then there is no stopping anymore, you will have orgasm easily. quote]
He hasn't been very forthcoming with the answers to this fantastic formula for unblocking our pipes!!.........Perhaps he is busy on a plumbing job right now!
rolleyes

3 Aug 2005

Quote by angelnn66
Hey, what's all this teacher-bashing?
You can tell a geinuine teacher by the bags under the eyes, piles of paper everywhere and lack of time for a social life
(except for during the summer when we have several weeks off of course)

Yes, we do know how lucky we are :happy:

We sure do lol

They're only envious, Angel wink

M2PU, you are in deeeeeeeeeeep shite if I ever meet you, but for now:

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
HappyCats, flip flops are the new suede shoes for summer and the leather patches are to stop carpet burn whilst shagging. :lol:
Oh and Marmalaid, I've got a certificate to say I'm a genuine teacher - does that count or do I have to be verified too?
OOOooooooooo I said the 'V' word :shock: