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Why is it .
when you put on a clean top you always spill something down it .
You go upstairs for something and get to the top and forget what it is you went for .
Always find the thing your looking for in the last place you look .
Can never find your keys first thing in the morning .
Is it sods law or just me getting senile .
mad
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Is it sods law or just me getting senile .
mad

Well if it's down to senility . . . I'm right there with you wink lol
T-J
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Can never find your keys first thing in the morning .

hornyred rant mad
At least twice a day, dino will have a game of hide and seek with the car/house keys banghead
I could cope with this now and again, but he seems to be playing this stupid game more frequently dunno
I am now concerned, because my keys are playing his silly game.
This is really f**kin hell to live with :x :x :x

Kit help me please wink
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Always find the thing your looking for in the last place you look .
mad

Why would you keep looking for something when you'd found it????? It's always bound to be in the last place you look!
My advice ....
Look there first :grin: :grin:
bolt
C x
Quote by debz4u
Why is it .
Always find the thing your looking for in the last place you look .
mad

Why would you keep looking for it once you've found it dunno
wink
Get Dino, some of thosekeys that whistle.......can you remember them.....you whistle and if they around they whistle back at you.....so you therefore find them. They still sell them on some specialist sights !!!!
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Why is it .
when you put on a clean top you always spill something down it .

Try doing your B/Js topless in future lol :lol: :lol:
Saves on washing powder too wink
Waaaayyyyyy too quick for me Calista
the Laird
xx
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Waaaayyyyyy too quick for me Calista
the Laird
xx

Don't tell everyone that .. I'm trying to lose that reputation :twisted:
C x
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Always find the thing your looking for in the last place you look .
mad

Why would you keep looking for something when you'd found it????? It's always bound to be in the last place you look!
My advice ....
Look there first :grin: :grin:
bolt
C x
When i cant find something i sit down and remember where i had it last, most of the time within a minutes or two i remember and there it is. it svaes loads of time going round the flat pulling the place apart everytime.
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I'm trying to lose that reputation :twisted: C x

Reputations made here are :sticky:
lol :lol: :lol:
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Waaaayyyyyy too quick for me Calista
the Laird
xx

Don't tell everyone that .. I'm trying to lose that reputation :twisted:
C x
Aren't we all C
wink
xx
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Why is it .
when you put on a clean top you always spill something down it .
You go upstairs for something and get to the top and forget what it is you went for .
Always find the thing your looking for in the last place you look .
Can never find your keys first thing in the morning .
Is it sods law or just me getting senile .
mad

A little from column A and a little from column B.
Although it might help if
a) you don't put a clean top on until after you've done your teeth/drank your tea or coffee/given a blowjob
b)First look in the last place you left it
c)Leave your car keys in the last place you found them last time
Dewi (keeper of senility :grinsmile
i'm for ever losing things, tried those alarm things where you whistle and then find them, batteries kept running out.....
as for going upstairs and then forgetting why !
oh and i love the people who say - well where did you have it last !!!! mad
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Always find the thing your looking for in the last place you look .
mad

Why would you keep looking for something when you'd found it????? It's always bound to be in the last place you look!
My advice ....
Look there first :grin: :grin:
good idea but you don't allways know where you going to look last whish i did save me loads of time
bolt
C x
good idea but you don't allways know where you going to look last wish i did save me loads of time
telling a women to look in her other jacket can be time comsuming because they always have at least 20 biggrin
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Why is it .
You go upstairs for something and get to the top and forget what it is you went for .
Is it sods law or just me getting senile .
mad

A bungalow would be good if it happens often dunno
Quote by bigDewi69
Why is it .
when you put on a clean top you always spill something down it .
You go upstairs for something and get to the top and forget what it is you went for .
Always find the thing your looking for in the last place you look .
Can never find your keys first thing in the morning .
Is it sods law or just me getting senile .
mad

A little from column A and a little from column B.
Although it might help if
a) you don't put a clean top on until after you've done your teeth/drank your tea or coffee/given a blowjob
b)First look in the last place you left it
c)Leave your car keys in the last place you found them last time
Dewi (keeper of senility :grinsmile.
Smart arse :)
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Why is it .
You go upstairs for something and get to the top and forget what it is you went for .
Is it sods law or just me getting senile .
mad

A bungalow would be good if it happens often dunno .
Yeah but i live in a flat on three floors banghead