Why is it men cum and go?

1 Apr 2006

Quote by JnBwelshcpl
Why is it males up for fun, meet up chat, spend 5 mins playing cum and go, when you areexpecting a long slow night of pure sex filled pleasure and enjoyment and more than one cum from them, any one got the answer.
J n B

becaurse you playing with the wrong guys hun im like you plenty long and slow night of passion regrds dave lol

1 Apr 2006

Quote by twos_company
need a good bloke who can cook a good steak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
any offers????

Worry not twos.
BBQ/Kebabstand cooking is but the blink of an eye away.
In fact - it's that bright here today, I was tempted fire it up this afternoon.
(but got side-tracked :twisted: )

1 Apr 2006

Quote by JnBwelshcpl
sure.........we`ll e male him to you

Would that be a blow up male. So that when he reaches your inbox you can blow him up and play with him.
:thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled:
J n B
something like that!!!!!!! biggrin

:twisted: :D

Quote by dambuster

need a good bloke who can cook a good steak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D
any offers????

Worry not twos.
BBQ/Kebabstand cooking is but the blink of an eye away.
In fact - it's that bright here today, I was tempted fire it up this afternoon.
(but got side-tracked :twisted: )
by the time u get it nice and hot....... :D
along comes the rain to dampen things down!!!!!!! sad

:twisted:

1 Apr 2006

Quote by dambuster
In fact - it's that bright here today, I was tempted fire it up this afternoon.
(but got side-tracked :twisted: )

Anytime you want to send you better half up this way, i'm wore than willing to be rampantly sidetracked :inlove: worship

1 Apr 2006

Quote by JnBwelshcpl
Why is it males up for fun, meet up chat, spend 5 mins playing cum and go, when you areexpecting a long slow night of pure sex filled pleasure and enjoyment and more than one cum from them, any one got the answer.
J n B

Can't win can we? I get moaned at for taking too long. confused

Also in the wrong atmosphere, ie not relaxed, I guess it would be easy to get excited, cum too quick, then leave out of embarassement. Meeting someone sexy for the first time and going at it like hammer and tongues is a bad idea if you want a long slow evening of sex and fun. hump

Try starting with a cup of tea and a chat, make it clear that there will be no wham bam, not until you have been fully satisfied anyway. 69position

Also continue being sociable after, aybe another drink and chat. Next time will be even better. Trust me, I would be a gynacologist (if I could spell it).
Pete X

2 Apr 2006

Another type of bump is when you a are not sure that the contraception was 100% effective at a meet. Nine months later you see the single lady or lady of a couple looking fatter than she did before, this is called an accidental bump.
:lol2: bolt

2 Apr 2006

Quote by redpantherman
'OMG' its so simple this one.........
Man has sex and then theres nothing else unless theres a 'beer and steak' Beer and steak means more sex as after beer and steak man can think about sex again...... If he can't think about sex why stay?

Join the 'BEER AND STEAK' Campaign Now !!!
dunno

The girls have thier own 'BAN SOCKS IN BED AND ON THE BEACH' Campaign so why not one for the lads biggrin

Between the males wanting Beer and steak and wearing socks in bed no wonder they struggling to keep there end up, Maybe if they ate less and wore the sock on there cock to keep it warm might get more fun.
:thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled:
J n B