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Sex God
Yes, be patient - you've only been here since 10th May. 
Sex God
Not me no, but then again I do have a shotgun, and just force people to talk to me.
By the way welcome.
John
By the way welcome.
John
.... Sex God
Quote by foxylady 123
Move to civilisation!! I am told Wales is not the capital of the "swinging scene"
Yes but one or two of us can afford cars now (even though we have to share - alternating on odd and even dates) - so we can get around a bit.
:lol: Sex God
Quote by westerross
Move to civilisation!! I am told Wales is not the capital of the "swinging scene"
Yes but one or two of us can afford cars now (even though we have to share - alternating on odd and even dates) - so we can get around a bit.
:lol:So you get about a bit do you, Tune? :lol:
Sex God
Quote by Jas-Tim
I much preferred this thread :P
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/44186.html
Jas
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Totally agree, Jas
Sex God
Quote by mutley123456uk
you could always try filling in your profile. uploading a picture and writing an original ad. Then you may stand out from the pack of rabid 'am really a porn star' single males that lurk on the site
Damn man, you have discovered my closely guarded secret, was it the sixties moustache that gave it away?
John
Sexlightened
At the top left hand side is some valuable advice under the Information heading, which I dearly wish I'd read when I first joined this site.
You may or may not wish to read it and it may or may not be of any use to you, but it may go someway towards explaining that SH isn't a (thankfully) place a post and expect an immediate fcuk kind of site.......well not normally anyway
Don't get disheartened, stick around and over time there's a fair chance you'll be lucky and get what you're looking for but it will take time, remember at the moment no-one knows anything about you.
You may or may not wish to read it and it may or may not be of any use to you, but it may go someway towards explaining that SH isn't a (thankfully) place a post and expect an immediate fcuk kind of site.......well not normally anyway
Don't get disheartened, stick around and over time there's a fair chance you'll be lucky and get what you're looking for but it will take time, remember at the moment no-one knows anything about you.
Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
Move to civilisation!! I am told Wales is not the capital of the "swinging scene"
Yes but one or two of us can afford cars now (even though we have to share - alternating on odd and even dates) - so we can get around a bit.
:lol:So you get about a bit do you, Tune? :lol:
Whenever I can borrow the car - otherwise it takes a few days on me pushbike - they've just introduced bikes with wheels the same size down here!! :lol:
Sex God
Quote by westerross
Move to civilisation!! I am told Wales is not the capital of the "swinging scene"
Yes but one or two of us can afford cars now (even though we have to share - alternating on odd and even dates) - so we can get around a bit.
:lol:So you get about a bit do you, Tune? :lol:
Whenever I can borrow the car - otherwise it takes a few days on me pushbike - they've just introduced bikes with wheels the same size down here!! :lol:
Whose bum is that in your avatar?
(sorry for the hijack, just being nosy)
Quote by freckledbird
Move to civilisation!! I am told Wales is not the capital of the "swinging scene"
Yes but one or two of us can afford cars now (even though we have to share - alternating on odd and even dates) - so we can get around a bit.
:lol:So you get about a bit do you, Tune? :lol:
Whenever I can borrow the car - otherwise it takes a few days on me pushbike - they've just introduced bikes with wheels the same size down here!! :lol:
Whose bum is that in your avatar?
(sorry for the hijack, just being nosy)
not sure if your asking me or westerross, but the one in my avatar is of course mine, it follows me everywhere!!
Sex God
Its a conspiracy , who have you upset ? Was it them ?
Sex God
Quote by Jas-Tim
I much preferred this thread :P
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/44186.html
Jas
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beat me to it jas! ;)
jfc104, with all due respect, i've just had a look at the ads you've posted in LMU, and you don't really fire the imagination do you? why would anyone respond to someone they don't know placing an ad that tells them nothing at all about you, other than that you want a shag? if only it were that simple, everyone would be doing it.
there's tons of advice on the site well worth a read.neil x x x ;)
Sex God
Quote by foxylady 123
Move to civilisation!! I am told Wales is not the capital of the "swinging scene"
Yes but one or two of us can afford cars now (even though we have to share - alternating on odd and even dates) - so we can get around a bit.
:lol:So you get about a bit do you, Tune? :lol:
Whenever I can borrow the car - otherwise it takes a few days on me pushbike - they've just introduced bikes with wheels the same size down here!! :lol:
Whose bum is that in your avatar?
(sorry for the hijack, just being nosy)
not sure if your asking me or westerross, but the one in my avatar is of course mine, it follows me everywhere!!
I was asking TE, I know your avatar Foxy. It was his post that I quoted.
Sex God
Quote by foxylady 123
Move to civilisation!! I am told Wales is not the capital of the "swinging scene"
Yes but one or two of us can afford cars now (even though we have to share - alternating on odd and even dates) - so we can get around a bit.
:lol:So you get about a bit do you, Tune? :lol:
Whenever I can borrow the car - otherwise it takes a few days on me pushbike - they've just introduced bikes with wheels the same size down here!! :lol:
Whose bum is that in your avatar?
(sorry for the hijack, just being nosy)
not sure if your asking me or westerross, but the one in my avatar is of course mine, it follows me everywhere!!
If you're talking about the one in mine - it's MINE ALL MINE!!! :twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by Silk and Big G
Its a conspiracy , who have you upset ? Was it them ?
noooooooo don't mention them! :shock: :uhoh: if they know you know about them then they'll hunt you down like a rabid dog and . . . ummm . . . . probably do something really REALLY nasty to you and then you'll never get shagged! :huh: or something! :eeek:
and as for you choon, i've suddenly come over all unneccessary you sexy beast! :lol2: :P
n x x x
Sex God
Quote by neilinleeds
Its a conspiracy , who have you upset ? Was it them ?
noooooooo don't mention them! :shock: :uhoh: if they know you know about them then they'll hunt you down like a rabid dog and . . . ummm . . . . probably do something really REALLY nasty to you and then you'll never get shagged! :huh: or something! :eeek:
and as for you choon, i've suddenly come over all unneccessary you sexy beast! :lol2: :P
n x x x
OI Mrnolongerinleeds!!!!!!
I saw him first - gerroff
Sex God
Quote by neilinleeds
Its a conspiracy , who have you upset ? Was it them ?
noooooooo don't mention them! :shock: :uhoh: if they know you know about them then they'll hunt you down like a rabid dog and . . . ummm . . . . probably do something really REALLY nasty to you and then you'll never get shagged! :huh: or something! :eeek:
and as for you choon, i've suddenly come over all unneccessary you sexy beast! :lol2: :P
n x x x
Perhaps WE work for THEM . Have you considered that ?
Sex God
Quote by neilinleeds
and as for you choon, i've suddenly come over all unneccessary you sexy beast! :lol2: :P
n x x x
YOU'VE come over all unnecessary - just look at the ass I've grown.
Actually in a certain light you could easily mistake for another well known derriere.
