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Why its good to be a woman....

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1. We got off the Titanic first
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems..
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

Absolutely true to the very last word genhertscpl (do you have a diff name i could call ya?)
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by GenHertsCpl
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

Huh.......what was that? Sorry... redface wasn't listening. :P lol :lol:
Well after Saturday, Slapper is fine, but otherwise Joolz will do xxx :twisted:
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
And rolleyes to easy, typical male

WHAT? dunno :dunno: :dunno:
I found this bar of chocolate all on it's own and got distracted by it..... :lickface:
Aww yeah, was it shouting out to you "help help im all alone"
lol
In your head it probably was rotflmao
Quote by GenHertsCpl

15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

Whats even better is we didnt hear the first 14 either :P lol
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
Aww yeah, was it shouting out to you "help help im all alone"
lol
In your head it probably was rotflmao

Nope it was saying slip off my shiney covering and caress my silky-smooth curves with your tongue, before nibbling me 'til I'm gone. :twisted: wink :lol: :lol:
Quote by easy
Aww yeah, was it shouting out to you "help help im all alone"
lol
In your head it probably was rotflmao

Nope it was saying slip off my shiney covering and caress my silky-smooth curves with your tongue, before nibbling me 'til I'm gone. :twisted: wink :lol: :lol:
Easy the chocahol..........................greedy bar stud :lol:
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
:shock:
you dirty man
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
and did it work?

Damn right it did.....scoffed the bloody lot... :shock: :smug: lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by Re-Lapse
Easy the chocahol..........................greedy bar stud :lol:

redface yep Love the stuff. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
*takes down a mental note*
*remember to say Nope it was saying slip off my shiney covering and caress my silky-smooth curves with your tongue, before nibbling me 'til I'm gone to get easy to undress me*
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
*takes down a mental note*
*remember to say Nope it was saying slip off my shiney covering and caress my silky-smooth curves with your tongue, before nibbling me 'til I'm gone to get easy to undress me*

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Nah..... OI c'mere usually works just as well. wink :rascal:
Quote by easy
Damn right it did.....scoffed the bloody lot... :shock: :smug: lol :lol: :lol:

Did your mother never teach you to share? rolleyes Bad bad man!
Why it's good to be a man.
1. We don't care whether our bum looks big in that or not. smile
Quote by GenHertsCpl
Did your mother never teach you to share? rolleyes Bad bad man!

Nope. My mother taught me to run off really quickly with it before someone else wanted some. :smug: lol
Quote by Ice Pie
Why it's good to be a man.
1. We don't care whether our bum looks big in that or not. smile

rotflmao :rotflmao:
as a man. i'm now going to attempt the futile....
and get the last word in rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
PMSL I never said that!! rolleyes :shock:
Quote by GenHertsCpl
1. We got off the Titanic first

At least that meant that Leonardo D'Cap bought the big one.....
So its not all bad.
wink
Dxxx
One of my fave reasons for being a woman is you can squeeze other womens tits (even when you're relative strangers) in public, without getting a slap. And shove your hand down a fellas trolleys, with much the same lack of anger, as a result.
The feeling up tits thing I do far more often than the trouser abuse of men, though. Last time I did that to a guy, he kinda latched on to me, like I'd asked him out or summat. rolleyes
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One of my fave reasons for being a woman is you can squeeze other womens tits (even when you're relative strangers) in public, without getting a slap.rolleyes

So tell me, exactly which Munches will you be attending?? :twisted: wink