What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station toilet because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress £5000. Tux rental -£100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood - all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day break requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is for three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can"do" your nails with a pocketknife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
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Orgasminator
so well put 
:lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: Quote by MrFC
What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station toilet because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress £5000. Tux rental -£100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood - all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day break requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is for three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can"do" your nails with a pocketknife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
ROFL !!!! In my next life, i might come back as a man !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then again ???? nnnnnaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh !
Lots of love, hugs and kisses,
Little
XXX
Quote by MrFC
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
I'll ignore the other comments for the time being
However, you reminded me of the time when I was the proud owner of a 1966 HA Viva and I took it to ATS and asked for a new battery. The 'fitter' proceeded to tell me what deal he could do me if I bought a new alternator. I just asked for the battery and he kept insisting I needed to buy an alternator as well. "Look Love.. you'll only be back in a few weeks..."
Eventually I lifted the bonnet and asked where he intended to fit the alternator, because I could show him where the dynamo was that needed the bushes replacing.
Sex God
Lol that made me chuckle!
Lifes just not fair, why cant men have whore moans too
Lifes just not fair, why cant men have whore moans too
Quote by deancannock
Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusssssssse meeeeeeeeee
I KNOW STUFF ABOUT TANKS
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Yea but he didn't mean fish tanks......you just keep dusting and don't worry about it...nice one MR FC
Oi you lot - watch it, or I will send my big Challenger 2 round to blast you off your feet :x
Quote by dambuster
Oi you lot - watch it, or I will send my big Challenger 2 round to blast you off your feet
Told you before Sweetie. Much better off with Scorpion. I know the firepower is less, but they are sooooooooooooooo much more cosy
At last - someone who appreciates my skills and knowledge
Call yourself men????
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