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mr__filth1
Sexpert
I'm going for 'full on,hardcore sex' with the missus tonite.I'm gonna cook her a nice meal and then ply her copious amounts of wine lol
If that dont work then its :wanker: for me again sad
Unknown User
Don't go mad with the plonk - or if she is anything like me - she'll just agree to everything then fall asleep!!!
Now THAT (hubby tells me) is very, very frustrating! rolleyes
mr__filth1
Sexpert
Don't go mad with the plonk - or if she is anything like me - she'll just agree to everything then fall asleep!!!
haha whens she's drunkenly asleep is when i'm at my most dangerous lol
funcouple_gd
Sexlightened
how about if it's you who agrees to everything then falls to sleep...he he he.
Unknown User
Quote by funcouple_gd
how about if it's you who agrees to everything then falls to sleep...he he he.

Then wifey is happy - she'll have control of the remote!
mr__filth1
Sexpert
Quote by Alexandra
how about if it's you who agrees to everything then falls to sleep...he he he.

Then wifey is happy - she'll have control of the remote!
mad no fear of me falling asleep if i'm on a promise :shock: biggrin lol
Unknown User
Good job too, you tend to get in big trouble if you drift off redface. Woke up in quite a lot of pain once after doing just that. :twisted:
lenonio
Warming the Bed
Quote by osker99
Good job too, you tend to get in big trouble if you drift off redface. Woke up in quite a lot of pain once after doing just that. :twisted:

I fell asleep going down on a girl once due to drinkin too much wine. She said I carried on for a while but was snoring. She thought I was trying out a new humming technique!!
I have also once puked into my mouth and had to swallow it.
Alchohol and sex for me is a no no.
naughtynymphos1
Sex God
:shock:
you post a thread cause your having sex with the Mrs? confused
Unknown User
It wasn't during it was prior too but she still wasn't happy. The sick thing is just horrible but at least you did the right thing by swallowing
BallouBear
Orgasminator
Quote by naughtynymphos1
:shock:
you post a thread cause your having sex with the Mrs? confused

Maybe it's her birthday?
Energy69
Warming the Bed
Quote by mr filth
I'm going for 'full on,hardcore sex' with the missus tonite.I'm gonna cook her a nice meal and then ply her copious amounts of wine lol
Make sure you let your food get down first, you don't want to be getting a stitch half way through :lol: , Have a nice night
If that dont work then its :wanker: for me again sad