Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login

wish me well-The virdict-at last

last reply
171 replies
7.2k views
16 watchers
0 likes
Hi Mrs Bailiffs
new to the site but just adding my congrats (seems like you didnt need my luck!) Seriously though well done cos i know its a bit of a nightmare when not in work (experiencing it it now) not stealing your thread though! :cheers:
Quote by penfold77
Hi Mrs Bailiffs
new to the site but just adding my congrats (seems like you didnt need my luck!) Seriously though well done cos i know its a bit of a nightmare when not in work (experiencing it it now) not stealing your thread though! :cheers:

thanks very much and :welcome:
lou xx
Quote by bailiffs
Top Marks - Well Done !!! It's been on my mind wondering had you heard - :thumbup:

rrrrrrrr thanks for thinking about me!!!!!!!!
im made up ive got it!!!!!!!!!!
and things are getting better!!!!!!!! got some photo shoots coming up with 3 modelling agencies so........will have to see how that goes
lou xxx
Congrats on the Job :-D I know wheere i'm going to be getting my baps infuture, lol.
I've sent you an email, but on a public note....
Never pay any "agency fees" or sign up fees or any other fees in general to get on to agency books.
A agency may send you for a "test" which should be free... this is basically a small set of photos that is used to work out potential in front of the camera, it should not take more than about 1/2 hour. If they like the results then you may be asked to do a full shoot, some agencies do charge for this but this area is a minefield as some will have a list of prefered photographers, some will allow you to get your shots from anyone... you should shop arround photographers and find out how much they in general charge and if the agency photographer is charging significantly more then its probably a con.
This has been a public service anouncment, lol.
Quote by piercedJon
Top Marks - Well Done !!! It's been on my mind wondering had you heard - :thumbup:

rrrrrrrr thanks for thinking about me!!!!!!!!
im made up ive got it!!!!!!!!!!
and things are getting better!!!!!!!! got some photo shoots coming up with 3 modelling agencies so........will have to see how that goes
lou xxx
Congrats on the Job :-D I know wheere i'm going to be getting my baps infuture, lol.
I've sent you an email, but on a public note....
Never pay any "agency fees" or sign up fees or any other fees in general to get on to agency books.
A agency may send you for a "test" which should be free... this is basically a small set of photos that is used to work out potential in front of the camera, it should not take more than about 1/2 hour. If they like the results then you may be asked to do a full shoot, some agencies do charge for this but this area is a minefield as some will have a list of prefered photographers, some will allow you to get your shots from anyone... you should shop arround photographers and find out how much they in general charge and if the agency photographer is charging significantly more then its probably a con.
This has been a public service anouncment, lol.
thanks alot for that mate, very kind of you. Its such a tricky kinda buisness trying to trust and find the right one the ones im in the middle of organising a shoot with is a free shoot so.............. they have asked the sort of thing i wud n wudn't do so.........
ill have to see how it goes
louxxx
What kind of modelling are you looking at doing then mate, catalogues and things like that or more adult orientated material?
Quote by Shikukai
What kind of modelling are you looking at doing then mate, catalogues and things like that or more adult orientated material?

well topless, underwair anything really except hardcore porn (i do at least have a bit of dignity left)
hey it may never go anywhere but i can say ive tried anyway
louxxx
That the attitude I love " At least I tried it " why cant we all be like that
Apart from me when I comes to picking up Spiders.. Mrs Shikukai has to do that.
Quote by Shikukai
That the attitude I love " At least I tried it " why cant we all be like that
Apart from me when I comes to picking up Spiders.. Mrs Shikukai has to do that.

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
i can say yesterday i killed a moth and a spider i think i am overcoming my fear at last!!!!
yuk hairy bloody moths!!!!
I can handle any animal or insect but Spiders just scare the living daylights out of me... Even when I was on exercise in the army I'd run away... Its must have been so funny to watch me run away.
I was gonna do a hypnotherapy course at London Zoo but it was £250 pound, so couldn't be bothered.
Quote by Shikukai
I can handle any animal or insect but Spiders just scare the living daylights out of me... Even when I was on exercise in the army I'd run away... Its must have been so funny to watch me run away.
I was gonna do a hypnotherapy course at London Zoo but it was £250 pound, so couldn't be bothered.

god stuff that!!!!!!
i had to kill um coz sometimes when colin aint about what can i do i darnt move so i get the yellow pages either to stand on or hit em with!!!!!!!
moths tho .................... sorry i carnt even type about them!!! blink
When Claires not about I get the attention of Ellie our dog and she makes short work of anything... I've only been on the site and week and all my secrets are coming out biggrin
Quote by Shikukai
When Claires not about I get the attention of Ellie our dog and she makes short work of anything... I've only been on the site and week and all my secrets are coming out biggrin

yeh i get my dog point at it.......... n say "dyson get it" and he eats it or spits it back out then i hoover it up!!!!!
lush!!!
Quote by bailiffs

and things are getting better!!!!!!!! got some photo shoots coming up with 3 modelling agencies so........will have to see how that goes
lou xxx

Sounds like the good news just keeps on rolling in! OMG, it's great to read good news - don't let it stop. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
thnx everyone.i wont let it stop will try my best when im famous u lot best not try selling a story to the sun!!!!! pmsl lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
louxx
Come on Lou, you should know all of us well enough by now to know that we'd never sell a story to the Current Bun innocent :thumbup:
You get more cash from the News of the Screws - and the chance of a few follow-ups in the Sun :twisted: :twisted: :giggle:
Quote by bailiffs
What kind of modelling are you looking at doing then mate, catalogues and things like that or more adult orientated material?

well topless, underwair anything really except hardcore porn (i do at least have a bit of dignity left)
hey it may never go anywhere but i can say ive tried anyway
louxxx
I'm totally confused, there are no topless models in the ASDA that I use?
Good luck with whatever career you choose.
John redface
Quote by Horous
What kind of modelling are you looking at doing then mate, catalogues and things like that or more adult orientated material?

well topless, underwair anything really except hardcore porn (i do at least have a bit of dignity left)
hey it may never go anywhere but i can say ive tried anyway
louxxx
I'm totally confused, there are no topless models in the ASDA that I use?
Good luck with whatever career you choose.
John redface
lol well what can i say the customer service is shit then!!!!!
your meant to make your customers want to come back for more!!!
Quote by morbiusUK
why avoid asda come n see if you can spot me hee hee sinfin asda all the way lou

I dunno about that!! Are you allowed to work with your tits out then?? :twisted:
I can think of a few health & safety issues there........ wink :P
Lou, well done with the job. That's brilliant. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by HungryP
why avoid asda come n see if you can spot me hee hee sinfin asda all the way lou

I dunno about that!! Are you allowed to work with your tits out then?? :twisted:
I can think of a few health & safety issues there........ wink :P
Lou, well done with the job. That's brilliant. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
i know think we are going to have to review the safe working practises
Quote by bailiffs
i know think we are going to have to review the safe working practises

Well we could reach a happy medium, as I'm in the "don't get your tits done" camp. How about leaving them as they are, but don't get them singed either? biggrin
Either way, when you start work, if you smell burning.......... look down! It may be your nipples. :scared:
confused :D
Quote by HungryP
i know think we are going to have to review the safe working practises

Well we could reach a happy medium, as I'm in the "don't get your tits done" camp. How about leaving them as they are, but don't get them singed either? biggrin
Either way, when you start work, if you smell burning.......... look down! It may be your nipples. :scared:
confused :D
ill be very carefull to make sure me baps are wrapped dont u worry lol :lol: :lol:
now i know u all loved this topic.................................... and i though that i would just let everyone know as im asked about it oftern that yay i finally get my start date...................tomorrow
thurs 8-4
fri 8-4
sat 8-4
sun 8-4
and them days are just my induction...............!!!!!!!!...............
so unfotunately .......... (dont all breakdown at once) my presence on here is limited :cry: i know, i know your all devostated!!!
im sure you'll soon get over it biggrin
thanks for all your support
louxxxxxxxxxxxx

Good for you Sweetie.
So if we all poll up at Asda on the way to the Mini Munch, we can see you kneading your buns and baps ???
GOOD LUCK LOU
XXXX
Good luck, especially with crowd controll now this lot know lol
thanks people..................lol....................not many of them know which asda im at thankfully!!!!! gawd id be so embarrased if i looked up and say a group of you standing there i wouldnt know where to put my face !!! redface
Quote by bailiffs
. . . i wouldnt know where to put my face !!! redface

I have an idea for that lol
Quote by dambuster
. . . i wouldnt know where to put my face !!! redface

I have an idea for that lol
dad!!!!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: pmsl :lol: :lol:
Quote by bailiffs
. . . i wouldnt know where to put my face !!! redface

I have an idea for that lol
dad!!!!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: pmsl :lol: :lol:
Don't dare try to be so coy.
You just come and sit on Uncle Dammy's knee
Quote by dambuster
. . . i wouldnt know where to put my face !!! redface

I have an idea for that lol
dad!!!!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: pmsl :lol: :lol:
Don't dare try to be so coy.
You just come and sit on Uncle Dammy's knee
<<<<<<< walks up to uncle dammy and perches her arse on his knee
Well done lass, good on ye! :thumbup:
Quote by bailiffs
. . . i wouldnt know where to put my face !!! redface

I have an idea for that lol
dad!!!!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: pmsl :lol: :lol:
Don't dare try to be so coy.
You just come and sit on Uncle Dammy's knee
<<<<<<< walks up to uncle dammy and perches her arse on his knee
You comfy ?
Now don't worry about anything sticking in your leg. It's . . . erm . . .just my *cough . . . bunch of keys.
If you're very good - I'll let you see some puppy dogs. Just watch out for the one with the wet nose surprisedops: