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Quote by SunBunny
Jags, if you don't mind me saying, I get PMs like this all the time - have done since Day One - and thats why my profile is like it is - I find I only get about three or four inane, offensive PMs a week now - as opposed to the 10-20 I was getting before I made some kind of effort to deter the newbies. . . however, it's a shame I have to write a profile that is fairly off-putting to all single men - but I have been left with no option (other than change my avatar to something quite sickening and as attractive as Robin Cook on a bad day...)

If my memory serves me well, at least Robin Cook got a fair bit of "action" which is a lot more than the idiot who started all this of will ever get....... biggrin
Just in case there's any confusion I meant the PM'er is the idiot not Calista who started the thread of course!
Mr CC
Quote by Calista
hi u want fuckin?


I'm guessing a simple 'Yes.' would have had him wetting himself. It's the last thing they expect.
Though Kat's chain PM idea takes the biscuit for me.
Quote by Wishmaster
Fucking hell, are you Claire Voyant???

Who's Claire Voyant? biggrin
Quote by bigDewi69

Fucking hell, are you Claire Voyant???

Who's Claire Voyant? biggrin
And more importantly does she :swingingchair: ???
Mr CC
Quote by curious_catz

Fucking hell, are you Claire Voyant???

Who's Claire Voyant? biggrin
And more importantly does she :swingingchair: ???
Mr CC
I AM SERIOUSLY LMAO HERE .,.....YOU FUNNYF ECKER XXX
Quote by KitKat
I have always felt the punishment should fit the crime.
For the next one, why not turn it into a chain PM, send it to 3 people, asking each one to send a 'No thank you' PM to the originator then forward it on to 3 other people who send a no thank you and forward it on to 3 more etc etc
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By this point, the unfortunate miscreant should be begging the moderators to close his account! cool - Especially with a profile set to 'e-mail me pm notifications' :twisted:
lhk
Kat

hmmmm actually that one could be fun - who's up for trying it?
I have a lovley pm off a guy who deserves such punishment.