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Wives, dont ya just love em!

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Apparently, I woke up Mr GHC to tell him I couldnt sleep! :giggle:
And, as my friend pointed out, I was probably asleep at the time! dunno
AAwwww dont you just love wives and their little quirks!
xxx
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AAwwww dont you just love wives and their little quirks!
xxx

Other peoples..... yes! :twisted: lol
Wives.
I love 'em to bits, yes.
Whenever anybody is kind enough to lend me one.
I don't have one sad
Minx x x
Quote by BiWelshMinx
I don't have one sad
Minx x x

loon There's a reason for that minxy.... do you need it explained??? biggrin
Quote by GenHertsCpl
Apparently, I woke up Mr GHC to tell him I couldnt sleep! :giggle:
And, as my friend pointed out, I was probably asleep at the time! dunno
AAwwww dont you just love wives and their little quirks!
xxx

:therethere:
ES does daft things like that too......He woke me up once looking for 'Eagermilk'
I thought my luck was in but he was completely out for the count, and just getting my hopes up :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Kitty
Apparently, I woke up Mr GHC to tell him I couldnt sleep! :giggle:
And, as my friend pointed out, I was probably asleep at the time! dunno
AAwwww dont you just love wives and their little quirks!
xxx

:therethere:
ES does daft things like that too......He woke me up once looking for 'Eagermilk'
I thought my luck was in but he was completely out for the count, and just getting my hopes up :twisted: :twisted:

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
He really does live ( and sleep) in EagerWorld then.....
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:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
He really does live ( and sleep) in EagerWorld then.....

Oh yes, he's committed to his craft :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Kitty
Apparently, I woke up Mr GHC to tell him I couldnt sleep! :giggle:
And, as my friend pointed out, I was probably asleep at the time! dunno
AAwwww dont you just love wives and their little quirks!
xxx

:therethere:
ES does daft things like that too......He woke me up once looking for 'Eagermilk'
I thought my luck was in but he was completely out for the count, and just getting my hopes up :twisted: :twisted:

Den is a complete nightmare for talking in his sleep. He can have full conersations, while looking completely awake but be fast asleep. Here are two examples:
We went camping early in the year. He woke me in the night to go to the loo. When he came back in the tent about five minutes later he started to ransack it. When I asked him what he was doing he said he needed to find £80 to buy a pair of shoes off some bloke in the shop outside???
We went to the Download festival in May with a group of friends. Den fell asleep and "woke up" a few hours later. He sat up in bed and my mate noticed and pointed out he was awake. I told her he was still asleep, to which he replied that he was awake and got to go to the loo. I insisted to him he was asleep. When he came back to the tent he sat and talked to us for about half an hour then we all went to bed. Me and Den sat and chatted for a bit while we had a tab then went to sleep. The next day when I mentioned it he couldn't remember a thing - he was asleep the whole time.
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I don't have one sad
Minx x x

loon There's a reason for that minxy.... do you need it explained??? biggrin
Please Postie smile you know how naiive I am ;)
Minx x x
bloody wives evil :evil: :evil: :evil:
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I don't have one sad
Minx x x

nor me, i feel kinda left out :(
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I don't have one sad
Minx x x

nor me, i feel kinda left out :(
Marry me ? That way we got one each biggrin
Minx x x
Quote by BiWelshMinx
I don't have one sad
Minx x x

nor me, i feel kinda left out :(
Marry me ? That way we got one each biggrin
Minx x x
deal :thumbup: who wants 2 be my best woman? :lol2:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
I don't have one sad
Minx x x

nor me, i feel kinda left out :(
Marry me ? That way we got one each biggrin
Minx x x
deal :thumbup: who wants 2 be my best woman? :lol2:
Does one of us need to dress up as the bloke or does the new law mean we can both turn up in skirts ? :shock:
Minx x x
To all the luscious ladies on the site id like to say

unless you're called Dave
(cue the confused questions)
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To all the luscious ladies on the site id like to say

unless you're called Dave
(cue the confused questions)

Hello, Dave?
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:eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Meaty what has happened to you dunno
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I don't have one sad
Minx x x

nor me, i feel kinda left out :(
Marry me ? That way we got one each biggrin
Minx x x
deal :thumbup: who wants 2 be my best woman? :lol2:
i will be best woman if you like lol
But then i won't have a wife either :(
Quote by sharon_2005
I don't have one sad
Minx x x

nor me, i feel kinda left out :(
Marry me ? That way we got one each biggrin
Minx x x
deal :thumbup: who wants 2 be my best woman? :lol2:
i will be best woman if you like lol
But then i won't have a wife either :(
well I can be Biwelsh's best woman and u can be naughtynymphos best woman and then we can get married too !!! so who wants to be our best women ?
We could start a trend !
Quote by blonde
I don't have one sad
Minx x x

nor me, i feel kinda left out :(
Marry me ? That way we got one each biggrin
Minx x x
deal :thumbup: who wants 2 be my best woman? :lol2:
i will be best woman if you like lol
But then i won't have a wife either :(
well I can be Biwelsh's best woman and u can be naughtynymphos best woman and then we can get married too !!! so who wants to be our best women ?
We could start a trend !

Maybe Biwelsh and naughtynymphos could be our best women.. meens we get 2 :happy:
hmmmmm could be the start of a trend, maybe we should have Swinging Heaven marriage ceremony's :lol:
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this is getting silly now :huh:
:lol2:

Yeah, but what a good excuse for a party! drinkies
Can I be a best woman? And who's wife am I? Judy doesn't count, I've divorced here, she only wnated my aprtment not me!
Right who wants to marry me! lol
sassy i have already been on me knees in frount of u.......
MikeC
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Can I be a best woman? And who's wife am I? Judy doesn't count, I've divorced here, she only wnated my aprtment not me!
Right who wants to marry me! lol

Me Me, you have proved your devotion on one drunken night a few months back!! :bounce:
Mike its girls marrying girls, Mrsgenherts, I accept, so we can be blondes best women and get married.
Right who's our best woman? We have a gimp boy, he's called MikeC! lol
Quote by sharon_2005
I don't have one sad
Minx x x

nor me, i feel kinda left out :(
Marry me ? That way we got one each biggrin
Minx x x
deal :thumbup: who wants 2 be my best woman? :lol2:
i will be best woman if you like lol
But then i won't have a wife either :(
well I can be Biwelsh's best woman and u can be naughtynymphos best woman and then we can get married too !!! so who wants to be our best women ?
We could start a trend !

Maybe Biwelsh and naughtynymphos could be our best women.. meens we get 2 :happy:
hmmmmm could be the start of a trend, maybe we should have Swinging Heaven marriage ceremony's :lol:
Fook that!!!. think of all the mother-in-laws you're gonna have!!!!!
Best thing about losing a wife is you lose ur mother-in-law too ..............
....plus you can shag around and not have to remember where you were, when you were there .. or which m8 you got to cover for you ... hehehe
<<< SINGLE & FOOKIN STAYIN THAT WAY >>>
i havent got no mates .....
joys of being the gimp boy really smile
MikeC