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Thickstaff, welcome to the site, just a bit of advice, it might be worth editing your post and explaining a bit more what you are looking for/wanting to do. I often post something and know exactly what I want to say, funny thing is, no-one else understands me wink so why not click on the edit button (top right hand corner of your post) and explain in a bit more detail what you want to do, what you want to talk about and preferably why.
Good luck.
wives?
Wonderful things, couldn't eat a whole one. like to start between the legs, somehow wakes up the taste buds.
gentle carresing of moving parts, to stimulate movement..........................
(question! are we talking own wives or otheres?)
Quote by orallyadept
wives?
Wonderful things, couldn't eat a whole one. like to start between the legs, somehow wakes up the taste buds.
gentle carresing of moving parts, to stimulate movement..........................
(question! are we talking own wives or otheres?)

Well with what you've just written there ....... please let the answer be 'others' :twisted: :bounce:
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wives?
Wonderful things, couldn't eat a whole one. like to start between the legs, somehow wakes up the taste buds.
gentle carresing of moving parts, to stimulate movement..........................
(question! are we talking own wives or otheres?)

Well with what you've just written there ....... please let the answer be 'others' :twisted: :bounce:
Definately in to trying others Missy wink
Yeah I dont mind mate.
Mine is in her mid 30's and is not as openminded as me. She has just cooked a wonderful Xmas and Boxing day dinner so cannot complain I had to load the dishwasher though.
If you conversation is generally. Wifes are the product of a legal agreement between a man and woman at the end of the proceedings the Woman then becomes a Wife.
Not sure exactly what you wanted to talk about so I have had a stab in the dark
I think the guys site name or part of it is rather Apt....
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Yeah I dont mind mate.
Mine is in her mid 30's and is not as openminded as me. She has just cooked a wonderful Xmas and Boxing day dinner so cannot complain I had to load the dishwasher though.
If you conversation is generally. Wifes are the product of a legal agreement between a man and woman at the end of the proceedings the Woman then becomes a Wife.
Not sure exactly what you wanted to talk about so I have had a stab in the dark
I think the guys site name or part of it is rather Apt....

oh it must be the good wine I have been drinking but you have a wife and you are single in your add?????? you are going out of your way to confuse me and thats so not fair mate lol :lol: :lol:
I refer to myself as a single male as I am swinging alone. If you know what I mean.
Hmmm let's see .
They're soft and lumpy and wonderful to dive into.
They have a tendency to go in and out throughout the day.
They're affected by the gravitational pull of the moon
and they make a lovely swishy sound when they hit the shoreline.
Oh.. and they're wet.
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Hmmm let's see .
They're soft and lumpy and wonderful to dive into.
They have a tendency to go in and out throughout the day.
They're affected by the gravitational pull of the moon
and they make a lovely swishy sound when they hit the shoreline.
Oh.. and they're wet.

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Creased up here cos was ticking all of them off :bounce: (including the bit about gravity pulling me bits :undecided: )
Then got the the shoreline bit and went all confused :confused:
10 seconds later I was shouting 'You Bastard' at me monitor smackbottom
:lol2:
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Hmmm let's see .
They're soft and lumpy and wonderful to dive into.
They have a tendency to go in and out throughout the day.
They're affected by the gravitational pull of the moon
and they make a lovely swishy sound when they hit the shoreline.
Oh.. and they're wet.

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Creased up here cos was ticking all of them off :bounce: (including the bit about gravity pulling me bits :undecided: )
Then got the the shoreline bit and went all confused :confused:
10 seconds later I was shouting 'You Bastard' at me monitor smackbottom
:lol2:
:laughabove: :laughabove: :giggle: :rotflmao: :giggle: :rotflmao: :giggle: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Heh, heh, heh.
They also cause MIST at DAWN methinks.
Am I right about the wet bit or should I have stuck with moist.
A good word that. MOIST.
cant live with them or without then bless them wink
i'll chat about your wife with you i'm after some knitting tips lol
I think every man should own one biggrin
Quote by markz
I think every man should own one biggrin

or several in some states lol
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Hmmm let's see .
They're soft and lumpy and wonderful to dive into.
They have a tendency to go in and out throughout the day.
They're affected by the gravitational pull of the moon
and they make a lovely swishy sound when they hit the shoreline.
Oh.. and they're wet.

I thought he was talking about custard!! rotflmao
Mal
Quote by markz
hi brummies biggrin

your sooooooooooo not funny you know cool