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Women. Don't lie about your age!
Quote by Roberto
Could lose the word "women" from the title of this, mate. It goes on with everyone.
I don't mind about guys lying
I mind guys lying about their age, some even to the stage were they send pix of themselves 20 years ago!
What is the point? Thye must realise that they will be caught out when they turn up for a meeting??
Sex God
Okay.... you got me... .... I guess I'd better admit that I'm not actually 22 as I say..... but 76!!!! :shock:
Sexlightened
think it is better to be truthful with age ( 34 here ), if a women is sexy it does not matter how old she is as some mature women can be incredibly sexy. I know guys who are late 30s who go to clubs and chat up younger girls and state they are 25 or whatever, think they are worried about being the same age as the girls dads or something, think some people get insecure as they get older. I probably had a much better body ten years ago but have a much better mind now, and personally prefer the latter on friends and prospective partners
Mod
Quote by xxdevil69
Okay.... you got me... .... I guess I'd better admit that I'm not actually 22 as I say..... but 76!!!! :shock:
22? I thought you were more a 36C myself!! :rascal:
Mal
I didn't pick out a specific ad (that was you, not me!). But us guys are just as bad for sure. The number of fake dick pictures is at least equal, if not greater than, the number of fake ages
In fact, fake anything has got imminent dissapointment written all over it. I do wonder sometimes WHY PEOPLE BOTHER!
In fact, fake anything has got imminent dissapointment written all over it. I do wonder sometimes WHY PEOPLE BOTHER!
Sex God
Oi.... how dare you take the piss out of my pics............ jeeez, there's no pleasing some people 
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: . I'm not actually 55, so you got it all wrong...... I'm 49!!!! 
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: . I'm not actually 55, so you got it all wrong...... I'm 49!!!! Quote by bluexxx
Oi.... how dare you take the piss out of my pics............ jeeez, there's no pleasing some people
In your case it doesn't matter. You could be 127 with a picture like that and I would still give you a bloody good shagging. Such a nice view I'm going to cancel my holiday in the lake district
Mod
Can I just stress, YET AGAIN!, that if you see an ad which you believe to be fake, hit the 'report ad' button, rather than spouting off on here as if to say 'all ads are fake and the mods do fuck all about them' - because that's the impression I keep getting from these sort of posts.
Mal
Mal
Sex God
Have to agree there's no point in lying
I'm 30, that's me on the pics on my ad and if u ask what size I am I'll happily admit that too.
Nothing to hide here whatsoever
I'm 30, that's me on the pics on my ad and if u ask what size I am I'll happily admit that too.
Nothing to hide here whatsoever
Sex God
Hey Mal, stop it, loads of people are going to be reporting make "fake" ad now! :scared:
Quote by mal609
Can I just stress, YET AGAIN!, that if you see an ad which you believe to be fake, hit the 'report ad' button, rather than spouting off on here as if to say 'all ads are fake and the mods do fuck all about them' - because that's the impression I keep getting from these sort of posts.
Mal
Noooo Mal, tongue in cheek. Besides, I didn't see the fake button. If I'd known about it, I'd be pressing it all day ;)
Sex God
Quote by mal
I thought you were more a 36C myself!
Tut tut Mal........... very disappointed in your pathetic attempt at guessing my bra size!!!!!
:rotflmao: 
Mod
Quote by xxdevil69
I thought you were more a 36C myself!
Tut tut Mal........... very disappointed in your pathetic attempt at guessing my bra size!!!!!
:rotflmao:Not really. It just means I have to recheck at a later date and guess again!!
Mal
(with small hands!)
Sex God
you need to go a couple of letters down in the alphabet If you're wanting to check at a later date does that mean I have to send one of my bras through the post to you?
As one of my friends once pointed out.... the cup makes a very cosy hat!!!!!
If you're wanting to check at a later date does that mean I have to send one of my bras through the post to you?As one of my friends once pointed out.... the cup makes a very cosy hat!!!!!
Mod
Quote by xxdevil69
you need to go a couple of letters down in the alphabet
As one of my friends once pointed out.... the cup makes a very cosy hat!!!!!
Can't post them, I'm afraid. Apparently they don't travel well. It would have to be something a little more 'hands-on' to be most effectual - and it's not the BRA I would be measuring!! :rascal:
Mal
:wink:
For whatever reason, many women are strangely coy about their age; men may lie, but are generally not so fussed ..... or at least that is my view.
For my (and K's part), we would almost certainly not see anyone (couple) younger than an arbitrary 27/30 ...... but similarly, some young(er) members (unwise choice of word)would not consider playing with a couple like us whom they might consider in to be in their dotage ..... We aren't, or at least don't think so!
Overall, I don't think age per se matters ..... being able to laugh and communicate does; physique and apparent age is often a matter of luck.
For my (and K's part), we would almost certainly not see anyone (couple) younger than an arbitrary 27/30 ...... but similarly, some young(er) members (unwise choice of word)would not consider playing with a couple like us whom they might consider in to be in their dotage ..... We aren't, or at least don't think so!
Overall, I don't think age per se matters ..... being able to laugh and communicate does; physique and apparent age is often a matter of luck.
I am 45 going on 25 I wish ..Who really gives a shit at the end of the day... :shock: .I personally don't see why some peeps are not honest with regards to age.. If someone takes a liking to you it will be because of the personality more than the age..Thats my perspective of the age thing...
Lucy xxxx
..Who really gives a shit at the end of the day... :shock: .I personally don't see why some peeps are not honest with regards to age.. If someone takes a liking to you it will be because of the personality more than the age..Thats my perspective of the age thing...Lucy xxxx
