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Warming the Bed
I think i may be lynched by the female community for this but I had to post it!!!!

Now if I ever attend a munch im gunna need guarantees that no one is going to seek revenge with a pair of scissors!!!! :shock:
biggrin
Casanova
Ooooch !! wave
Good luck mate you have my deepest sympathy rolleyes
Cheers Dan
Yeah - but you just :grin: rotflmao :rotflmao: :grin: can't help but laugh.
Can ya? lol
Sexpert
I laughed at that first time I heard it in 1983...very good. Except some of us DONT spit.
wink
Jaine :twisted:
Sex God
It's been posted already -
Can you polease READ all the other threads first before posting! biggrin
Sexpert
Quote by Jags
It's been posted already -
Can you polease READ all the other threads first before posting! biggrin

With all due respect Jags, as a newbie myself who has on occasion posted duplicate threads...there is no way I am sitting reading thru 37 pages of previous posts. So maybe now & again we will get mistakes as happens on all forums I visit.
Jaine rolleyes
Jags/Moist
Just a thought..........
Perhaps we should have a sticky for jokes etc in the Cafe. With a suggestion that only the jokes are posted - but not replies.
This could be archived every so perhaps only the last 3 months posts are kept on.
It would help prevent duplication as people would only need to read one thread and any independent jokes threads could be merged into this one and then deleted.
Do you think there is any mileage in this suggestion?
Hugs, Alex x x
Sexpert
Alex
As always you can be relied upon to be sensible/funny/lovely & practical...every mans dream women I would think...Oh & by the looks of the avatar extremely sexy too....
Anyway, superb suggestion, as I said it is hard sometimes knowing what you can & cant post/reply to etc.
Jaine xx
Orgasminator
Quote by Moist
Alex
As always you can be relied upon to be sensible/funny/lovely & practical...every mans dream women I would think...Oh & by the looks of the avatar extremely sexy too....
.
Jaine xx

Well I second that emotion smile wink
Gmanxxx
redface Aww thank you Jaine.
Yes I agree - it's often difficult to guage how and what to reply.
But.......... such is life!
Hugs, Alex x x
Sex God
Quote by Moist
With all due respect Jags, as a newbie myself who has on occasion posted duplicate threads...there is no way I am sitting reading thru 37 pages of previous posts. So maybe now & again we will get mistakes as happens on all forums I visit.
Jaine rolleyes

So.. instead you think it's OK to repeat the same old thing again and again, I don't. There is no way we all want to sit and read the same postings... mistakes happen, commonsense could prevent them here.
At least take SOME time to get know wha'ts happening, what's happened and what's been said...
Sexpert
Wooah.....Chill pill needed
My reply was at least polite & reasonable...
Jaine
sorry if offence taken.
Crumbs confused
Sex God
And my reply wasn't polite and reasonable??? I only paraphrased your posting.
Chill pill not required...
No offence taken.
Warming the Bed
Sorry guys I didnt realise that this had been posted before, i am still a forum newbie so i havnt really had a chance to surf through the 37 pages of messages on here unfortunately yet lol ......... im getting there it just takes a bit of time!! smile
Good idea about the place where we could post jokes and random stuff though moist
Sex God
Quote by Alexandra
Jags/Moist
Just a thought..........
Perhaps we should have a sticky for jokes etc in the Cafe. With a suggestion that only the jokes are posted - but not replies.
This could be archived every so perhaps only the last 3 months posts are kept on.
It would help prevent duplication as people would only need to read one thread and any independent jokes threads could be merged into this one and then deleted.
Do you think there is any mileage in this suggestion?
Hugs, Alex x x

Your suggestion is great Alex - and would only work if people could be bothered to read them!! I've already been told that people don't want to read through 37 pages of postings to find out what's gone before, so....
BUT, I do appreciate your effort there Alex. Nice one.
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Quote by Moist
Wooah.....Chill pill needed
My reply was at least polite & reasonable...

Quote by Jags
And my reply wasn't polite and reasonable??? I only paraphrased your posting.
Chill pill not required...

!!!............. F I G H T ! ! duel :sparring: :sparring:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sex God
Sarge - you up for some smackbottom :smackbottom: then?? You could be the whipping boy?????????/
lol :lol:
Quote by Jags
Sarge - you up for some smackbottom :smackbottom: then?? You could be the whipping boy?????????/
lol :lol:

Jags, I wait with baited breath. (must change that toothpaste!!!) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: For Jags
:rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: For Moist
Sex God
Mmmmmmmmmmm - think you might enjoy it WAY too much!!!
Haven't given out any Jags Snogs this weekend yet..... no-one around to receive them.
lol :lol:
Orgasminator
Quote by Alexandra
<-----heads for gman's bunker!

Gmanxxx opens the door fro the inside, notices Alex and a racey renault clio parking up outside...
Gmanxxx wink
Quote by Jags
Haven't given out any Jags Snogs this weekend yet..... no-one around to receive them.

Me Me Me !!!! :smitten: :smitten: :smitten:
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko

Haven't given out any Jags Snogs this weekend yet..... no-one around to receive them.

Me Me Me !!!! :smitten: :smitten: :smitten:
Now you got two last weekend.. do you REALLY think you deserve them this weekend???
:wary: :confused2:
Orgasminator
I do have to say that it is perhaps an unreasonable expectation for newbies to trawl through all almost 25000 posts in nearly 1500 thread,
perhaps a cursory glance at the last 4 or 5 pages.
would be a compromise...
I would be very surprised if it were the case that alll who joined after May last year have read back to the very beginning/
Of those that joined May 21st last year I suspect that there is only Mark around, and he does not read all posts ( eveidence his getting to a thread late.... as he has acknowledged on several; occasions.)
If it is noted that a thread is being repeated then all that is required is a mention to the initial poster and a ref to previous thread. but it does need to be bourne in mind that gven the increase in newbies they may welll have views and opinions on a given topic, that may or may not have been previously aired...
If peeps do not wish to re read then they need not read that thread....
I certainly do not bother with threads that do not raise an interest in me.
Hope that helps
Gmanxxx
Quote by Jags
Now you got two last weekend.. do you REALLY think you deserve them this weekend???
:wary: :confused2:

Sex God
Quote by Jags
It's been posted already -
Can you please READ all the other threads first before posting! biggrin

Grief - this is what I posted - note the use of the word 'PLEASE' (though it is spelt incorrectly in the original :D ). It wasn't an instruction, an order, a site policy, a telling off, a warning... it was PLEASE read... and I ended with a smile.
If people 'can't be bothered' then fine... but then don't expect those of us who are bothered to stifle a yawn. And actually Mark does read most things, maybe not as soon as the rest of us all.
Now, can we go back to having a quiet Sunday in?
Sex God
Is there an ignore feature on this board?
Casanova
But it's such a crap joke - surely everybody should have just ignored it and got on with the fun stuff.
If people can't recognise the intelligence of the women posting on this site then there is no hope for the planet.
Jezzay
Warming the Bed
hey guys dont take things so seriouslly it was only a bit of fun they say laughing is good for the soul :smile2: