Women eh!

5 Mar 2005

I'm sure you may have seen this one, or recieved it by phone... if not...
Women eh?
Boob jobs, botox, pierced ears, nipples, bellys & clits, eyebrows plucked, bikini lines and legs waxed, face lifts, liposuction, and they wont take it up the arse because they say it HURTS :shock:

5 Mar 2005

Quote by piercedJon
I'm sure you may have seen this one, or recieved it by phone... if not...
Women eh?
Boob jobs, botox, pierced ears, nipples, bellys & clits, eyebrows plucked, bikini lines and legs waxed, face lifts, liposuction, and they wont take it up the arse because they say it HURTS :shock:

But it DOES hurt confused

Two tattoos and a belly piercing, but still battling with anal!!

5 Mar 2005

lol 2 kids, 2 tattoos..anal..noooo way Jose :P
Minx xx

5 Mar 2005

Quote by Rainbows
I'm sure you may have seen this one, or recieved it by phone... if not...
Women eh?
Boob jobs, botox, pierced ears, nipples, bellys & clits, eyebrows plucked, bikini lines and legs waxed, face lifts, liposuction, and they wont take it up the arse because they say it HURTS :shock:

But it DOES hurt confused

Two tattoos and a belly piercing, but still battling with anal!!
Keep up the good fight Rainbows :twisted:
the Laird
xx

5 Mar 2005

Wise words in any situation except perhaps a knife fight .

5 Mar 2005

Quote by piercedJon
I'm sure you may have seen this one, or recieved it by phone... if not...
Women eh?
Boob jobs, botox, pierced ears, nipples, bellys & clits, eyebrows plucked, bikini lines and legs waxed, face lifts, liposuction, and they wont take it up the arse because they say it HURTS :shock:

your dealing with the wrong women then wink

if you cant sit down for a few days you know you been tangoed

5 Mar 2005

i would say buggered but its not lady like innocent

:lickface:

5 Mar 2005

Well if I say bugger me don't all just at once wink

5 Mar 2005

Quote by Rainbows
But it DOES hurt
Two tattoos and a belly piercing, but still battling with anal!!

Just relax rolleyes

5 Mar 2005

just relax!!! get it in stop faffing about harder ya b.....d I SAID HARDER pinch me bite me stroke my hair smile

5 Mar 2005

Anal hurts?????? News to me :twisted:

5 Mar 2005

Quote by PoloLady
Anal hurts?????? News to me :twisted:

Oh it does! Especially if you have piles :shock:

5 Mar 2005

Quote by rachel-lane
just relax!!! get it in stop faffing about harder ya b.....d I SAID HARDER pinch me bite me stroke my hair

Damn you sound like my ideal woman :P I've only met one woman like that (your quote), and I was probably more concerned for her internal workings than she was :shock:
Any time you care to bring copious amounts of booze, ropes, wax, floggers, canes, and lube to mine... i'm sure we can have some serious fun; i'm sill looking for a willing victem, sorry sub, to explore with wink

5 Mar 2005

Quote by JudyTV
Someone once said to me, "If it hurts then its not being done right". I think this is true up to a point. If the person doing it is experienced, careful, considerate and the correct lube is used then all should be well. I think the more you do it the less it hurts anyway .
Judy

I would say it is more about the receiver learning to relax. Once you have that one mastered there is nothing better than a cock up the arse and a vibrator in the ol' muff.
Sorry am I being to graffic again rolleyes

5 Mar 2005

Quote by MQ
Anal hurts?????? News to me :twisted:

Oh it does! Especially if you have piles :shock:
Well thats one way to push them back in
:shock: surprised

5 Mar 2005

Quote by piercedJon
Anal hurts?????? News to me :twisted:

Oh it does! Especially if you have piles :shock:
Well thats one way to push them back in
:shock: surprised

I think I'll stick to the hole nature intended it to go in myself biggrin

5 Mar 2005

Quote by piercedJon
just relax!!! get it in stop faffing about harder ya b.....d I SAID HARDER pinch me bite me stroke my hair

Damn you sound like my ideal woman :P I've only met one woman like that (your quote), and I was probably more concerned for her internal workings than she was :shock:
Any time you care to bring copious amounts of booze, ropes, wax, floggers, canes, and lube to mine... i'm sure we can have some serious fun; i'm sill looking for a willing victem, sorry sub, to explore with wink

ooh theres an offer you dont get everyday lol :twisted: one thing i switch but could never bottom i would have to meet one incredible Top before i could ever get into a serious power exchange havent met one yet .....forever looking :wink:

5 Mar 2005

Quote by MQ
Anal hurts?????? News to me :twisted:

Oh it does! Especially if you have piles :shock:
Well thats one way to push them back in
:shock: surprised

I think I'll stick to the hole nature intended it to go in myself biggrin

I take it your not into oral sex then? rotflmao

5 Mar 2005

Quote by piercedJon
Anal hurts?????? News to me :twisted:

Oh it does! Especially if you have piles :shock:
Well thats one way to push them back in
:shock: surprised

I think I'll stick to the hole nature intended it to go in myself biggrin

I take it your not into oral sex then? rotflmao

Well I could make an exception for you Jon wink

:twisted: You can tie me up too while I do it if you like :twisted: :twisted:

5 Mar 2005

Quote by rachel-lane
just relax!!! get it in stop faffing about harder ya b.....d I SAID HARDER pinch me bite me stroke my hair

Damn you sound like my ideal woman :P I've only met one woman like that (your quote), and I was probably more concerned for her internal workings than she was :shock:
Any time you care to bring copious amounts of booze, ropes, wax, floggers, canes, and lube to mine... i'm sure we can have some serious fun; i'm sill looking for a willing victem, sorry sub, to explore with wink

ooh theres an offer you dont get everyday lol :twisted: one thing i switch but could never bottom i would have to meet one incredible Top before i could ever get into a serious power exchange havent met one yet .....forever looking :wink:
oOo you flog my backside, I'll flog yours :P
I was having a very heated debate with two female doms last night about descriptions and terms and "perceptions" of doms tops bottoms and subs... There is so much out there that is basically crap and based on fictional writings that people use as a guide to "how its done" I confuse the issue as I'm not a "DOM"inant person, but am very much into topping in the sence of I get a buzz out of giving the, for a want of a better term, pain/pleasure. But i'm also not a "sub"missive in that I find the idea of going "yes mistress, can I lick your boots" more of a giggle than anything else and just would not feel right doing it (unless it was kylie M, then I would beg like a dog :lol: ) but am quite happy with getting a nice flogging/scratching/etc.
One of the female doms last night is a big pain slut... we are hoping to do a shoot with her in a corset with her boobs pushed up, then I will continue the lace/thread of the corset into the boobs and up to just below the larinx using (trade secret, lol) as we are both into kneedles and the totaly bizzare... if we ever did photos of some of the ideas we've bounced arround I think we would make the spanner case look like a day in the park, lol.

5 Mar 2005

Quote by MQ
Anal hurts?????? News to me :twisted:

Oh it does! Especially if you have piles :shock:
Well thats one way to push them back in
:shock: surprised

I think I'll stick to the hole nature intended it to go in myself biggrin

I take it your not into oral sex then? rotflmao

Well I could make an exception for you Jon wink

:twisted: You can tie me up too while I do it if you like :twisted: :twisted:
"Ooooo you are awfull, but I like ya" :lol: :lol: :P

5 Mar 2005

Quote by piercedJon
just relax!!! get it in stop faffing about harder ya b.....d I SAID HARDER pinch me bite me stroke my hair

Damn you sound like my ideal woman :P I've only met one woman like that (your quote), and I was probably more concerned for her internal workings than she was :shock:
Any time you care to bring copious amounts of booze, ropes, wax, floggers, canes, and lube to mine... i'm sure we can have some serious fun; i'm sill looking for a willing victem, sorry sub, to explore with wink

ooh theres an offer you dont get everyday lol :twisted: one thing i switch but could never bottom i would have to meet one incredible Top before i could ever get into a serious power exchange havent met one yet .....forever looking :wink:
oOo you flog my backside, I'll flog yours :P
I was having a very heated debate with two female doms last night about descriptions and terms and "perceptions" of doms tops bottoms and subs... There is so much out there that is basically crap and based on fictional writings that people use as a guide to "how its done" I confuse the issue as I'm not a "DOM"inant person, but am very much into topping in the sence of I get a buzz out of giving the, for a want of a better term, pain/pleasure. But i'm also not a "sub"missive in that I find the idea of going "yes mistress, can I lick your boots" more of a giggle than anything else and just would not feel right doing it (unless it was kylie M, then I would beg like a dog :lol: ) but am quite happy with getting a nice flogging/scratching/etc.
One of the female doms last night is a big pain slut... we are hoping to do a shoot with her in a corset with her boobs pushed up, then I will continue the lace/thread of the corset into the boobs and up to just below the larinx using (trade secret, lol) as we are both into kneedles and the totaly bizzare... if we ever did photos of some of the ideas we've bounced arround I think we would make the spanner case look like a day in the park, lol.
oh i love needle play cuttings branding ok i really should be quiet .i really dont want to scare anyone... i love subspace though and theres nothing like it i am really nice btw everyone.. ask someone ..someone vouch for me lol pls :lol:

6 Mar 2005

Quote by piercedJon
I'm sure you may have seen this one, or recieved it by phone... if not...
Women eh? :

Boob jobs- nope
botox - nope
pierced ears - nope (honestly, not even that!)
nipples, bellys & clits - nope
eyebrows plucked - last time ten years ago
bikini lines - only once - never again!
legs waxed - no longer
liposuction - because????
take it up the arse - yup. No problem.
Jezzay.

6 Mar 2005

Quote by piercedJon
just relax!!! get it in stop faffing about harder ya b.....d I SAID HARDER pinch me bite me stroke my hair

Damn you sound like my ideal woman :P I've only met one woman like that (your quote), and I was probably more concerned for her internal workings than she was :shock:
Any time you care to bring copious amounts of booze, ropes, wax, floggers, canes, and lube to mine... i'm sure we can have some serious fun; i'm sill looking for a willing victem, sorry sub, to explore with wink

ooh theres an offer you dont get everyday lol :twisted: one thing i switch but could never bottom i would have to meet one incredible Top before i could ever get into a serious power exchange havent met one yet .....forever looking :wink:
oOo you flog my backside, I'll flog yours :P
I was having a very heated debate with two female doms last night about descriptions and terms and "perceptions" of doms tops bottoms and subs... There is so much out there that is basically crap and based on fictional writings that people use as a guide to "how its done" I confuse the issue as I'm not a "DOM"inant person, but am very much into topping in the sence of I get a buzz out of giving the, for a want of a better term, pain/pleasure. But i'm also not a "sub"missive in that I find the idea of going "yes mistress, can I lick your boots" more of a giggle than anything else and just would not feel right doing it (unless it was kylie M, then I would beg like a dog :lol: ) but am quite happy with getting a nice flogging/scratching/etc.
One of the female doms last night is a big pain slut... we are hoping to do a shoot with her in a corset with her boobs pushed up, then I will continue the lace/thread of the corset into the boobs and up to just below the larinx using (trade secret, lol) as we are both into kneedles and the totaly bizzare... if we ever did photos of some of the ideas we've bounced arround I think we would make the spanner case look like a day in the park, lol.
top, bottom or sub - all depends on the person u r playing with I think.
Labelled myself as a switch but in reality I am a natural dominant with a small sexually submissive side. Aint even gonna try and figure out the whole psychology of it - I just enjoy being me!
Anyway - back to topic:
Boob jobs- nope
botox - nope
pierced ears - yep
nipples, bellys & clits - 2 out of 3
eyebrows plucked - rarely
bikini lines - shaven!
legs waxed - fuck no!
liposuction - possibly if I had the spare cash
take it up the arse - errr depemnds on my mood and how comfortable I feel

6 Mar 2005

Quote by jezzay
I'm sure you may have seen this one, or recieved it by phone... if not...
Women eh? :

Boob jobs- nope
botox - nope
pierced ears - nope (honestly, not even that!)
nipples, bellys & clits - nope
eyebrows plucked - last time ten years ago
bikini lines - only once - never again!
legs waxed - no longer
liposuction - because????
take it up the arse - yup. No problem.
Jezzay.
Feck, beer all over the lap top via my nose, reading some posts while drinking is not a good idea lol

6 Mar 2005

Quote by rachel-lane
oh i love needle play cuttings branding ok i really should be quiet .i really dont want to scare anyone... i love subspace though and theres nothing like it i am really nice btw everyone.. ask someone ..someone vouch for me lol pls

Not so into needle play or cutting per se but branding really intrigues me ... sub here but only with hubby ... don't think I have enough trust in anyone else to sub for them. As Jon said I'm not into the yes master I'll lick your boots kinda subbing .. I find it too giggly and silly personally.
Rope, bondage, whips, sensory deprivation is all my thing and subspace ... well :dreamysigh:
Rachel ... I'm with you .. I'm really nice and demure normally but tie me up and whipe me for my kicks heheheheh.
C x
Oh and as for the topic .....
Boob jobs- nope don't need one :shock:
botox - nah ...
pierced ears - yep
nipples, bellys & clits - once but considering it again biggrin

eyebrows plucked - regularly
bikini lines - method of preference (it hardly hurts for long)
legs waxed - again method of preference
liposuction - I might consider that on my arse rolleyes

take it up the arse - when in the right mood .. absolutely ....

6 Mar 2005

Boob job............Erm nope,don't need one :smug:
botox................Never in a million, ,gazillion years :scared:
pierced ears..............Yep but that doesnt really hurt :confused2:
nipples, bellys & clits............Nips maybe one day,belly or clit :scared:
eyebrows plucked............Better than having a bush above your eyes rolleyes

bikini lines and legs waxed..........Nah shaven surprised

uch:
face lifts................Youve gotta be bloody mad loon

liposuction...........As much as i could do with it I'd rather eat celery for a few months :shock:
Anal sex,YES PLEASE boink

:smoke: