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WOMEN EH!

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bumfluff
Warming the Bed
Women eh! boob jobs, botox, pierced ears, nipples, belly and clit. Eyebrows plucked, bikini lines and legs waxed, and they wont take it up the bum because it HURTS!!!!!!!!
Bless them
Sarah
Sex God
I had this texted to me 4 weeks ago
mollyandchris
Sex God
Have you ever had it up the bum????
Molly xx
P.S. not all women refuse :twisted:
bumfluff
Warming the Bed
Sorry Sarah, only just received it as a text today! ...........behind the times again!!!!!!! sad
MrsFC
Sex God
Quote by bumfluff
Women eh! boob jobs, botox, pierced ears, nipples, belly and clit. Eyebrows plucked, bikini lines and legs waxed, and they wont take it up the bum because it HURTS!!!!!!!!
Bless them

Aren't these beauty enhancements.....to the person........... biggrin up the bum is dunno Not !!! smile
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by MrsFC
Women eh! boob jobs, botox, pierced ears, nipples, belly and clit. Eyebrows plucked, bikini lines and legs waxed, and they wont take it up the bum because it HURTS!!!!!!!!
Bless them

Aren't these beauty enhancements.....to the person........... biggrin up the bum is dunno Not !!! smile
Some women I know would be enhanced by taking it up the bum!!! :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Ice_Pie
Sex God
At least it would stop some of them talking for a while.
bolt
Unknown User
Botox nah :shock:
Up the arse,definately :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
pinkbubble__mr__mrs__
Orgasminator
Quote by bumfluff
Women eh! boob jobs, botox, pierced ears, nipples, belly and clit. Eyebrows plucked, bikini lines and legs waxed, and they wont take it up the bum because it HURTS!!!!!!!!
Bless them

Im sorry, but i love havin it up the bum and proud of the fact, I like giving it too :twisted:
bumfluff
Warming the Bed
NO........Mr bum does not like it up his fluff !!!!!!!........don't mind giving it though :laughabove:
Freckledbird
Sex God
maybe you should try it then see why some women don't like it bumfluff
* gets out biggest dildo and prepares bumfluff to take it up the arse *
Flirty__Fruitcake
Sex God
"Strap on Sally
She chased us down the Alley
We feared for our behinds"
Ok Swingin' Heavin' Pop Quizzers - Name the song and the Band - Come on Spirited Away lets be 'avin' yer!
mellow
Master of Sex
taking the tweezers to an eyebrow can cause me to cry....wouldn't like to try any of the others.....like piercings.....botox..... urgh....nothing to do with needles, not at all..... could probably run to a little prick though!!!! smile
bumfluff
Warming the Bed
NO ! NO !....not the big dildo :cry: ......sorry peeps,it was only a text that i received :giveup:
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
"Strap on Sally
She chased us down the Alley
We feared for our behinds"
Ok Swingin' Heavin' Pop Quizzers - Name the song and the Band - Come on Spirited Away lets be 'avin' yer!

Mustang Sally - The Commitments ???? dunno :dunno: :dunno: :dunno:
Flirty__Fruitcake
Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
The Seahorses - 'Love is the Law'

YES!
SHES GOT IT!!
YES!!!
YES!!!!
WELL DONE FRECKLED BIRD!
Did I mention the prize you've won(if not a bloke)(like Spirited Away for example)?
Its..a..
Freckledbird
Sex God
:shock: you think I'm a bloke?
* flashes tits at FF * sillyhwoar:
Nimbus
Master of Sex
Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
Its..a..

Cake?
Flirty__Fruitcake
Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
:shock: you think I'm a bloke?
* flashes tits at FF * sillyhwoar:

:smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten:
Flirty__Fruitcake
Sex God
Quote by Nimbus

Its..a..

Cake?
Yes Nimbus is right..its..a.. redface cake surprisedops:
MQ
Sex God
I must say of all the piercings I have had my eyebrow was the only one that caused me to call the piercer a twat! lol
sexyann57
Orgasminator
I had a Tattoo done on the bottom of my back, that did,nt hurt but the tattooist kept hitting a ticklish spot
redface lol :lol:
MQ
Sex God
ooo my back tattoo really hurt! Of course the tattooists love it when they can make a woman squeal lol Bastards peed themselves laughing at me mad
marmalaid
Sex God
Quote by bumfluff
Women eh! boob jobs, botox, pierced ears, nipples, belly and clit. Eyebrows plucked, bikini lines and legs waxed, and they wont take it up the bum because it HURTS!!!!!!!!
Bless them

Can anybody tell me why most of those descriptions reminded me of Cliff Richards?
MQ
Sex God
Does Cliff have piercings??????????
honeyriderx
Orgasminator
Quote by pinkbubble
Women eh! boob jobs, botox, pierced ears, nipples, belly and clit. Eyebrows plucked, bikini lines and legs waxed, and they wont take it up the bum because it HURTS!!!!!!!!
Bless them

Im sorry, but i love havin it up the bum and proud of the fact, I like giving it too :twisted: sillyhwoar: 69position smackbottom whip