Women huh!!

1 Jul 2005

I got back today from a hard afternoon's golf (when incidentally I had only my second hole in one in 23 years - just thought I'd drop that in!!) to be met by a moderately - only moderately mind you - sheepish Mrs TE (Angelica).
"I've done it again"
"Done what?" rolleyes

" Locked the carkeys in the car in Tescos carpark. Haven't got any dinner for you! Had to get a taxi back and it cost six quid too!"
mad

" What about the spare set of keys you had cut after the last time you locked 'em in the car?"
" Oh tried those - they didn't work - I'll have to have a word with the key cutter when I go into town again!"
:x
<< Mrs TE again >>> , " Why don't we go out for a meal then?"
" OK but you're driving" cool

(me thinking on me feet again!!)
So, off for a curry we toddle. On the way back I start to think of her car isolated in the carpark at the mercy of all and sundry - don't like it.
" We're gonna have to go and rescue that car of yours now - can't wait 'till tomorrow"
Screwdriver, wedge, and stiff wire coathanger in hand we set off. I spend the whole journey unwinding the coathanger so I have a chance of working it through the rubber on the prized open door when we get there.
When we arrive I say " Err, why don't I try that key again - just in case."
" Won't work - I told you."
Press key in - turn - unlock door. Laugh and cry all at once.
Boy did we have some fun when we got home. Being a 'hero' is something I could really get used to! wink

Women - don'tcha just love 'em?

1 Jul 2005

yep sure do :twisted: :twisted:

1 Jul 2005

now if i was her i'd have smacked you for being a smart arse lol
have to admit i thought the story was going in the direction of the police picking u up for pinching a car lol

1 Jul 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
now if i was her i'd have smacked you for being a smart arse lol
have to admit i thought the story was going in the direction of the police picking u up for pinching a car

That very thought crossed my mind - 'specially when I got there and Tescos was still open and the carpark full. Don't they ever close?

1 Jul 2005

She only did it to make sure you took her out - clever girl lol

1 Jul 2005

well if it was a plan frecklebird was a damb good one hehe smile

((btw congratz on the hole in one biggrin

TE wish i could play well enough for one :) )

1 Jul 2005

Quote by freckledbird
She only did it to make sure you took her out - clever girl

how did you guess?
And in any case our 'hero' took a couple of anxious minutes wrestling with the key before even he got it to work.
A curry and a bit of fun - job done! wink

1 Jul 2005

Quote by Angelica
She only did it to make sure you took her out - clever girl

how did you guess?
And in any case our 'hero' took a couple of anxious minutes wrestling with the key before even he got it to work.
A curry and a bit of fun - job done! wink

hehe good for you :wink:
Hello by the way biggrin

1 Jul 2005

top thread is the type of thing my ex wouldve done lol wink

1 Jul 2005

Quote by Angelica
She only did it to make sure you took her out - clever girl

how did you guess?
And in any case our 'hero' took a couple of anxious minutes wrestling with the key before even he got it to work.
A curry and a bit of fun - job done! wink

what do you expect :doh: sheesh!!!.....he's had a long hard afternoon, lugging a twenty five pound bag three miles, useing intense concentration, working out complicated mathematical computations on wind speeds, directions etc, working out the curvatures of greens and the directional growth of mixed fiscue and then you have a moan about taking too long to sort out the lock!!!...the blokes drained I tell ya....drained!
.......they just don't understand tune....

1 Jul 2005

Quote by davej
what do you expect :doh: sheesh!!!.....he's had a long hard afternoon, lugging a twenty five pound bag three miles, useing intense concentration, working out complicated mathematical computations on wind speeds, directions etc, working out the curvatures of greens and the directional growth of mixed fiscue and then you have a moan about taking too long to sort out the lock!!!...the blokes drained I tell ya....drained!

Shit - so that's how yer s'posed to play golf !! I'm printing this off and taking it with me on the course next time!!

Quote by davej
.......they just don't understand tune....

Yup, I mean I wasn't negligent when I was putting on the 14th was I? I mean shopping for my dinner is at least as important as me sinking a 5 foot putt any day!!

1 Jul 2005

Quote by westerross

what do you expect :doh: sheesh!!!.....he's had a long hard afternoon, lugging a twenty five pound bag three miles, useing intense concentration, working out complicated mathematical computations on wind speeds, directions etc, working out the curvatures of greens and the directional growth of mixed fiscue and then you have a moan about taking too long to sort out the lock!!!...the blokes drained I tell ya....drained!

Shit - so that's how yer s'posed to play golf !! I'm printing this off and taking it with me on the course next time!!
So I'm told tune, unfortunately I have a swing thats been described as a cross between an Octopus falling out of a tree and a Canadian fur sealer, so I wouldn't know.

Quote by davej
.......they just don't understand tune....

Yup, I mean I wasn't negligent when I was putting on the 14th was I? I mean shopping for my dinner is at least as important as me sinking a 5 foot putt any day!!
equal at the very least tune....just ain't right that a man comes home and hasn't got a plumped cushion for his back and a hot meal in the oven.

1 Jul 2005

Quote by davej
equal at the very least tune....just ain't right that a man comes home and hasn't got a plumped cushion for his back and a hot meal in the oven.

Right you two are in such trouble the next time I get you together.

1 Jul 2005

*takes notes*
lol

1 Jul 2005

Quote by Angelica

equal at the very least tune....just ain't right that a man comes home and hasn't got a plumped cushion for his back and a hot meal in the oven.

Right you two are in such trouble the next time I get you together.
:shock: he started it, I'm just being supportive

1 Jul 2005

Quote by davej

equal at the very least tune....just ain't right that a man comes home and hasn't got a plumped cushion for his back and a hot meal in the oven.

Right you two are in such trouble the next time I get you together.
:shock: he started it, I'm just being supportive
Don't try and explain - just fucking run.....!!!!!

2 Jul 2005

Bev sticks her leg out to trip up Dave and Tune - there you go, Angelica :twisted:

2 Jul 2005

Quote by westerross
Don't try and explain - just fucking run.....!!!!!

Oh that would be wise you two !!!

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2 Jul 2005

I don't think either of those two could run fast enough!
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2 Jul 2005

<<<<< peers out around the cupboard door >>>>>
I think I heard her going out shopping. The dog's looking sad - that's usually a good indication that the lady of the house has gone out. Jeez, it's cramped in that cupboard under the stairs!!
Wonder where Davej went??

2 Jul 2005

2 Jul 2005

Oooh he's in the frezzer ! ! Flamin heck Tune....your frezzer is massive! :shock: :shock:

2 Jul 2005

Quote by MrsFC
Oooh he's in the frezzer ! ! Flamin heck Tune....your frezzer is massive! :shock: :shock:

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I was just about to say "I'll be right up on me chopper!" But I'm not getting me chopper out in those temperatures for anyone!!

2 Jul 2005

Quote by westerross
Oooh he's in the frezzer ! ! Flamin heck Tune....your frezzer is massive! :shock: :shock:

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I was just about to say "I'll be right up on me chopper!" But I'm not getting me chopper out in those temperatures for anyone!!
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Davej's looks fine to me Tune :shock:

2 Jul 2005

Tune !! No wonder you didn't want to get yours out... :shock: Its not quite the same is it. lol