Women over 30

9 Oct 2004

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.
A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
Women over 30 are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.
Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always know.
A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Women over 30 are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart,well-coiffed hot woman of 30, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old.
Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage. .... lol

:lol: :lol:

9 Oct 2004

:laughabove:
But so true as well! Thanks Mrfc kiss

9 Oct 2004

Quote by MrFC
If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.

Crap now you tell me .... I whined so much during football that Morb turned it off ... then I whined through the snooker and now we have music on biggrin

I guess for women everywhere that's a real result ...
Oops I'm over 30 too redface

9 Oct 2004

Quote by MrFC
Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage. .... :lol: :lol:

:haha: MrFC you make a very very valid point! :lol:

9 Oct 2004

so true

9 Oct 2004

A woman who is self-assured who won't indulge in rampant obsessive, possessive jealousy and knows what they want AND how to live their own life without being totally co-dependant and needy?! Bring it on!! biggrin

:P
Sorry, ladies - do I sound bitter and cynical? I really don't mean to be rolleyes

Sometimes life throws you a fast ball, sometimes a bouncer and occaisionally a googly. But then, sometimes, just to catch you out and fuck you off, sometimes life dispenses with the ball and throws you half a brick instead... confused

Ho-hum.
G xx

9 Oct 2004

Where are all the men over 90?

9 Oct 2004

Quote by GregLondon
Where are all the men over 90?

In front of me: driving Nissan Micras at 15 mph every time I am late for an appointment!!

10 Oct 2004

10 Oct 2004

MrFC!
What a lovely post!
See what a week away from home can do to a man!
Big hugs!
Alex x x x x

10 Oct 2004

I feel slightly old for my years now.. only 22 and I fit in with most of what was mentioned. sad

Perhaps I should start acting more childish?

10 Oct 2004

This is explains why I like older women... none of the stupid immature bollox

10 Oct 2004

Quote by englishchris
stupid immature bollox

And I certainly take offence at that! :shock: rotflmao

10 Oct 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
stupid immature bollox

And I certainly take offence at that! :shock: rotflmao

I am sorry xxdevil ... you are actualy my perfect woman... almost my age, and yet with a bit more common sense and knowledge of what you want than most people who are my age.

10 Oct 2004

Hi all, an interesting choice of topics and i couldn't resist adding a litle to it biggrin

Being 42 myself, most of the ladies i know are in the thirty something bracket or above and each of them have an air of complete control in regards to the other sex. Now don't go taking that the wrong way, what i'm referring to is the way when were out as a group they instinctively know who of the men in the room are going to do what and when and to who... Now esp is supposed to be a myth but standing with them and watching, their usually right nine times out of ten and being a male i'm curious as to how the hell they do it. Come on ladies, own up... Being a male i can read looks as well as any other but not to that extent, does esp exist in your secret society :D
Apart from that i have to agree with MrFC's words but would also like to add.
Ladies over 30,
Can take your mind of television with just a look. *no whining necessary*
Can make you smile when your down, without even trying to
Have a knack of knowing when the days been a bad one and you want some tlc before you've even said hello
Can spend a day shopping on your credit card and make you feel good about it wink

Can show you why it's so good it is to be alive...and how much you need them.

10 Oct 2004

Quote by MrFC
there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 19-year-old.

Dont let Daz hear you talking about him like that!!!! lol

10 Oct 2004

Once again worship

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Marvellous Mr FC
Jas
XXX

10 Oct 2004

MrFC you made my day kiss

thankyou

10 Oct 2004

Thank you MrFC kiss

you 've just made me feel good about being"the wrong side of 30" now all I have to do is get easy to agree with it lol

:lol:

10 Oct 2004

But what are we like when we are over 40 hey!................ come on ......come tell me!.....now get out of that one!...huh! lol

11 Oct 2004

Quote by Debbiewebs
But what are we like when we are over 40 hey!................ come on ......come tell me!.....now get out of that one!...huh!

Last I knew, forty was over thirty. So take everything he said and add a third again, babe.

11 Oct 2004

Quote by MrFC
A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick.

Does that mean vix i have to put me lippy on with a pellet knife! rotflmao