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Woohoo!! My 27th post !!!

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OK, I'm feeling poorly, and no-one cares, but how can I say this without sounding like a right misery guts???? confused :? :? :?
Ah Bollox!!! I will just say it. Me, and the Mods (I assume I am speaking for them all - forgive me if I'm not!!) and a large number of the regs are getting fed up of seeing people posting to celebrate reaching some land-mark number of posts and then everyone else slapping their backs, saying well done and all that.
There isn't a day that goes by without someone reaching a magical number of posts, whether that number be 10, 20, 50, 100, 200, 300, 400, 500, 600, 700, 800, 900 (you get the idea)
Rather than me coming on here and saying "Stop being a twat" (Well I am feeling really poorly - did I mention it???) I thought I would throw it open for discussion and see how the masses feel. :? :? :? :? :? :?
Perhaps we can set up a SH Standard Post Count Celebration Point? ( Yes I know the SHSPCCP isn't really catchy, but I'm not well!!)
In my humble opinion I would suggest 100, 500, 1000, 2000 and 3000 posts as being land-marks but I would be interested in your views, so over to you !! lol :lol: :lol:
By the way, this isn't aimed at anyone in particular but is an observation of how things have changed recently, so I don't want anyone getting upset
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sorry sarge
slinks off with her head bowed looking shamed
No complaints here.
Excellent idea Sarge. Go for it!!
Can we also have a spot dedicated to layby posts please?? lol :lol: :lol: :twisted: :twisted:
Woo-hoo, my 184th post :P
You must be wrong though Sgt. Bilko, cos I was thinking the same thing..................
Thats this thread killed then confused
Well Done Sarge biggrin :D :D
Sounds about right to me.
Jas
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Without wishing to sound a misery guts - I have noticed the frequnecy of such posts over the last few days and I can't see the point of them, so don't read them rolleyes
Having perhaps a sticky for such posts would certainly free up board space for other more interesting topics . . .
Tracy-Jayne
I can see your point on this one.
Up untill the one i posted last night i had always refused to post a "ive got so far" thread ( fair enought ive droped it ias part of a post someties). but i thougth well if everyone else is i might as well jump on the band wagon.
while we on the subject. why was the comments that used to be inder your posting bar removed. unless i dream of there being something there.
JGL
Wow, look at that, I agree with the Sarge AND Jon! :shock: :shock:
I think I should go to bed to get over the shock :sleeping:
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slinks off with her head bowed looking shamed

:therethere: :therethere: kiss :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: ( I hadn't read todays threads before I posted that !!) confused :? :? wink lol :lol: :lol:
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while we on the subject. why was the comments that used to be inder your posting bar removed. unless i dream of there being something there.
JGL

IIRC they were removed to try and stop such back slapping posts being made rolleyes
T-J
it does become a tad annoying at times, i agree!! could acknowledge 500 and then each thousand maybe?? would make it more interesting...... another part that annoys me sometimes is, not only the post count, but also stating the time in which its been amassed!! maybe i'm just feeling gloomy tonight though.... usually it doesn't bother me at all...not a lot does....think i might be picking up on sarge's "poorly vibes" !!!
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Wow, look at that, I agree with the Sarge AND Jon! :shock: :shock:
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Wonders will never cease biggrin :P wink
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I'll just........ sniff........... go and............... sniff........... eat worms ..............then shall I ........................sniff sniff.............................
It's a bit like sex really: Cums and goes!! :shock: :shock: :twisted:
I've never made a song and dance over the amount of posts I have.
I just post when I feel like it dunno
So I agree with you Sarge kiss Nice thread (even if it did up your post count lol )
Dawn :silly:
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I'll just........ sniff........... go and............... sniff........... eat worms ..............then shall I ........................sniff sniff.............................

Stop being a twat !! Ooooooooooppppppsssss !!! I said I wouldn't say that !! confused rolleyes :roll:
Sorry !! :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I can't help it I was born with one! :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled:
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I can't help it I was born with one! :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled:

What?? You were a twin???? :shock: confused :? :? :? :? :? :? lol
I think this is all a Bilko scam.
Look Sarge, you've made me hit 911 now! All your fault smackbottom
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I've just spent the last 15 mins adding up all the posts so i could so a Cumaltive Post thread type thing, only to find that the total is dispalyed on the front of the forum page!!!
last time i try and be clever!.. it just is not me
for the record its a total of 236322 posts to date!!!
JGL
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I've just spent the last 15 mins adding up all the posts so i could so a Cumaltive Post thread type thing, only to find that the total is dispalyed on the front of the forum page!!!
last time i try and be clever!.. it just is not me
for the record its a total of 236322 posts to date!!!
JGL

JGL gets a red tick for getting sums correct but gets sent to the corner of room with a *dunce* hat on for being a dozey boy lol wink
T-J
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I've just spent the last 15 mins adding up all the posts so i could so a Cumaltive Post thread type thing, only to find that the total is dispalyed on the front of the forum page!!!
last time i try and be clever!.. it just is not me
for the record its a total of 236322 posts to date!!!
JGL

JGL gets a red tick for getting sums correct but gets sent to the corner of room with a *dunce* hat on for being a dozey boy lol wink
T-J
well from tomorrow i'm gonna start acting like the brummie that i am, and be happy with being stupid. i can't change who i am, so i'm gonna live a life of pure thickness.
JGL
I think you should set up a separate forum, with the option to hide it from view in everyone's profile :
"Xth post celebration messages and questions about Does Size Matter?"
Nowt like killing two birds with one stone.
I have never celebrated my post count as I see it as just a measure of how much pain I have put you lot through confused
On the other hand I must confess I was rather sorry to lose my 400+ posts when a certain well known thread got deleted .
I support the objective of decluttering the forums and therefore think we should limit post celebration on the other hand (just call me Tevi)I think post numbers indicate a committment to the site and its nice to recognise and celebrate major milestones. IMHO this should be no less than 500 post intervals.
Hi all
Going back to sarge's origional point and to quote an old saying we ladies often use " its quality not quantity " Pointing the finger no where in particular and wishing to offend no one in general, I took a random look at a few random celebrations and the majority consisted of one liners mainly in the cafe.
That is fine as it helps to add to the light heartedness (sp) of the whole site but does not actually qualify for a celebration. Its great to post loads and join in but some people rack up hundreds of posts in a few weeks whereas others work slowly over a much longer period of time and dont celebrate. Who is to say which is the most worthy of celebration.
Great announce 1000 posts and stages above that but we can all see by looking just under the avatar how many everyone has posted. Sorry to all those i have offended but lets not get fixated on number of postings, lets concentrate on enjoying ourselves and getting out and getting laid.
By the way just looked up my number of postings and its
blast :blast: :blast: :blast: :blast: :blast: :blast: :blast: 157 :blast: :blast: :blast: :blast: :blast: :blast: :blast: :blast:
Mind you I have probably had more men than that lol
Now I go away and hide and wait for the flack. wink
Love
Jackie and Ben
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I think the landmarks suggested by Sarge are OK, although personally I feel if you're still inclined to celebrate your post count by the time you reach 2,000 you're probably a bit of a saddo. One observation I would like to make is that people used to make an effort to say something significant in their landmark posts - something with a little more substance than "Hey look at me, I found the Submit button 500 times in a weekend aren't I clever!"
I used to enjoy reading people's landmark posts, now those posts exist purely to notify the world of their own existence, and I for one won't be congratulating the people who are doing such a fine job of congratulating themselves. rolleyes
I think the whole post count thing has got ridiculous now - there are people posting purely for the sake of getting their post count up to the next hundred for another "Woopeefeckindoo look at me" thread. It's not even as if the people competing with each other and racing for another hundred are genuinely prolific with things to say: They just look prolific because whereas other people occasionally manage to fit several sentences into one post, the new breed of post whores take several posts to construct a sentence. Posts consisting of 2 or 3 words or just a smiley are mere clutter, and I see nothing that merits celebration in that. Maybe these people would calm down a bit if the post count were not displayed in the posts themselves. If I'm really interested in knowing how many posts someone has made, I can always look it up on their profile.
Ice
ok that will deflect the flack from me but I totally agree with icepie. Sorry Its only one sentence and a smiley. wink
Love
Jackie and Ben
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