:shock: :shock: vomit! :shock: :shock: (Sorry - I have an allergy to some types of fish and the rules state that we are supposed to say the first word that comes into our head. ops: ) I'll be going then!! :doh: Will
French!!! :duel: ooh, ooh, ooh - is that a call to arms? I know it isn't St Crispins Day but, nevertheless, it stiffens the sinew and strengthens the nerve!! "I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips........." :duel: :duel: :duel: :duel: Right - off to polish my armour now and round up a couple of battalions of Welsh Men-at-Arms (ahhh, good old Captain Fluellen) then Arti and I can strop our broadswords and sally forth to re-assert our rightful claim to all the interesting bits of France!! (Bordeaux, Burgundy, the Loire - I think there may be a common theme here :beer: :cheers: ) "All the men in England now abed will hold their manhoods cheap and think themselves accursed they were not here......" :duel: Sorry - you've got me started now. By the way - the word was French :twisted: :duel: :duel: :duel: :duel: :duel: :duel: :duel: :duel: (Sorry!!!! ) Will Okay - own up. Who complained that I had been quiet lately? I bet you wish you hadn't said anything now. Ties Sappho's colours to the end of his lance and trots off, humming the tune to Jerusalem and thinking about all the claret that he is going to 'liberate' ! Yes, the ambiguous use of the word of claret is intentional!!
:rotflmao: Good Grief Will!!! You had me scrolling all over the place wondering what had got into you! :shock: Little did I know how much a poodle, of all things, would set you off on one! Diana
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