hey
firstly: i thought i'd share these, because they made me laugh. especially the brazilian one
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secondly: i was wondering what terms people favour for that area we all love between a lady's legs. i haven't found a way of describing it i really like... vagina is too clinical, cunt too brutal for all but the most brutal circumstances, fanny a character from a dickens novel, fouffe too.. frilly; flange is kinda nasty, although it does roll off the tongue nicely (like what it describes). one of my friends told me her dad refered to is as her "pidge", short for "pigeon", apparently a term of affection in stoke. this just seems all wrong in more ways than i can easily describe. and i don't like to get to poetic because it sounds either absurd or like i'm taking the piss, and in my experience ladies don't like having the piss taken out of their nether regions. although catheters are a lot worse for gentlemen.
anyway this isn't a problem for the man's parts. there are plenty of acceptable words, personally i favour mildly humorous terms like knob and schlong, because let's face it, it is an absurd appendage. also schlong incorporates "long", always a nice association. although i have no problem with it being described in more metaphorical terms, such as... as my mighty rod of iron.
so yeah. am i just being too prissy, or unimaginitive? ladies, how do you like people to refer to your temples of venus? guys, how do you feel about this?
right, christ, it's half past three. i'm off to bed.
tom
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Well Mrs TnH hates it being called a pussy, but that my preffered term as it soft, furry, and nice to stroke... handled properly some owners can even be made to purr :twisted:
At college it was called by one girl her oven, where you had to clean it and warm it before inserting the hot dog to cook in it.
At college it was called by one girl her oven, where you had to clean it and warm it before inserting the hot dog to cook in it.
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