Words and phrases that should be kinky sex but aren't

22 Jul 2012

Plagiarism - sex on a beach.
Bipedalism - an MFF session on a Raleigh bike. (The old kind - with a front basket and panniers)

22 Jul 2012

Kumquat - telling someone what they said during an orgasm.

22 Jul 2012

Bilinguist - Good with their mouth in two places at once (or as close to)
or alternatively
bilingual iliterate - says they can but essentially they can't cum more than once.
and lastly
liposuction - Horny Vacuum Sales person.

22 Jul 2012

workaholic- someone who lacks imagination and insists on working the same hole over and over again.

22 Jul 2012

War chest: exclamation of admiration on seeing a fine pair of boobs.

23 Jul 2012

In the work place 'Think outside the Box' and 'Pick the low hanging fruit' always seem like they should be sort of kinky, rather than phrases issued by management (the ones who you worry if they are competent or not that is).

23 Jul 2012

Liquor license - a certified cunning linguist - with a certificate!!
Liquor Cabinet - Possibly a slip of the tongue....
Liquorice - (pronounce liquorish) - like liquor license yet uncertified but enthusiastic amateur

25 Jul 2012

Reminds me of the wonderful book 'The Meaning of Liff'
So in that vein, I offer:
Nempnett Thrubwell - an erection straining against lacy knickers... lol

25 Jul 2012

The obvious one is "watersports", you know, swimming, sailing etc.

28 Jul 2012

The classic childrens character - Muffin the Mule

28 Jul 2012

squirty cream :rascal:
and the phrase "fill her up"

29 Jul 2012

The highlight of our day at work is always when someone is "unloading on the forecourt"