Words that make your blood boil.....

6 Dec 2004

In my dim and distant days as an IT support geek the two phrases that would send a shiver down my spine were....
"Whilst you're here......"
And....
"since you last looked at it, it's....." mad

:x :x

6 Dec 2004

Proactive
'Blue Skying' something rolleyes

'Lets discuss this offline' meaning after the meeting
Vitamin C (i have my reasons!)

6 Dec 2004

Quote by Kent-man
I'm not a racist but...........

Me too

You just know it's coming.

6 Dec 2004

Sign at escalator - "Dogs must be carried up escalator"
What if you can't find a dog?

6 Dec 2004

After queuing up for ages and finally getting to the checkout . . .
"I'm sorry madam, this till is closing" mad

:x :x
Tracy-Jayne

6 Dec 2004

Quote by RedHot
After queuing up for ages and finally getting to the checkout . . .
"I'm sorry madam, this till is closing" :x :x
Tracy-Jayne

:x :x :x and

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I sure can identify (not with the "madam" bit, btw)

6 Dec 2004

To rail passengers: "I apologise for the inconvenience caused". As it's spoken by a robot and not a human being, who exactly is this "I"?
Mike.

7 Dec 2004

windows has encountered a problem and will have to close down
send error report
program not responding end now ? mad

:x :x :x

7 Dec 2004

Quote by JudyTV
Would you really turn a plate of Chili upside down?
Judy

Depends whose head I'm holding it over. ;)

7 Dec 2004

your call has been placed in a queue,,,,,and,,,,,Man City nil!!!

7 Dec 2004

what makes my blood boil is footballers who blatantly cheat such as diving in the box thenstraight away appeal for a penalty (any current arsenal players here take note you fecking cheats ) plus the slightest of contact and then well i never a stumble, trip, three or four rolls then appeal for penalty or free kick ITS FECKING CHEATING .
that annoys me as you can probably tell .

7 Dec 2004

"Students"
Rick biggrin

7 Dec 2004

"the number you have dialled has not been recognised" please check and try again! so why is it when you dial the number again it connects ok

7 Dec 2004

Are you REALLYsure you want to shut your computer off?

7 Dec 2004

"Can I interest you in our extended 'warranty' plan for your purchase, sir?"
Bloody Dixons sales droids. They'd rather lose the sale than let you walk out the door without signing your soul away on a Cover Plan contract. mad

8 Dec 2004

"Road works commencing on the first of December - We apologise for any inconvenience."
"You MAYbe entitled to benefit"
'This pay and display machine is out of order. You may find another one on level 4'
"No Smoking"
"Please queue here"
"Interest free credit"
"You may have already won a holiday"
"Free with this purchase"
"Locate spigot b immediately below fixing lug c, then simply fold side a to upright position and tighten" See figure 3
"Car Park Full"
"easy to assemble"
"One size fits all"
"You have the right to remain silent................................"
"Do you know why I've stopped you?"
"Can I borrow a tenner"
"Mummy, I think Im gonna be sick"
"Are we there yet?? Are we there yet?? Are we there yet?? Are we there yet?? Are we there yet?? Are we there yet?? Are we there yet?? "
"Fahrenheit 911"

8 Dec 2004

Great fun everyone, looks like I opened a wonderful can of worms....or should that be words like Ronnie Barker said. Just to change the slant a little.....
The most insincere words are?????.....
.....yes you look great in that thong/dress/nappy/leather coat/snoopy t-shirt (delete as applicable)...... redface

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....mmmm this is delicious..... wink

:wink:
.....I`ve only had one drink occifer....... :P

8 Dec 2004

Shitcunt.............I hate that word