Words that make your blood boil.....

5 Dec 2004

Quote by MQ
RINGTONES!!! Those fucking adverts are going to make me put my foot through the telly one of these days :evil: :x

Same as telephone chat ad's....They take up all the effin freeview time on the Adult Channels !!!

5 Dec 2004

When the boss says,,,,,,,,, I am not critising you or giving you a bollicking
you instantly know that what they are going to do!! rolleyes

Royxx

5 Dec 2004

BALLS - How do you delete a duplicate post

5 Dec 2004

"There's nothing to worry about! It will all be over in a minute"
:scared: :scared: silly

hwoar: :phwoar:

5 Dec 2004

Quote by gurl
On greeting.....People say...
"What do you know"?
Well I know lots of things but how to respond to that, is not one of them.

I find the phrase "Obviously a shedload more than you, you uneducated, inbred son of a goat" works rather well in these situations... :twisted:

5 Dec 2004

Tell me a bit about yourself evil

:evil: :evil:
Which bit would you like to know???

5 Dec 2004

"Breakfast is only served until 10 am"

5 Dec 2004

ASL

:x :x
just feel like replying "a few extra letters and it would describe you perfectly!"

6 Dec 2004

Quote by flapjackboy
SHAKE WELL BEFORE USE
How long is well before?? 10 minutes ? 30 minutes ? 2 hours? A day? :? :? :? :dunno: :dunno:

And what if you don't have a well, eh? What are you supposed to shake then? mad

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Serves 2-3 people ....... Now I feel a right pig for not being bloated after scoffing the lot myself evil

Store in a cool dry place ..... OK hands up, who uses buckets of water instead of cupboards rolleyes

6 Dec 2004

Agitate the bag........
:shock:
(Cod in sauce freak!)
Cathy x

6 Dec 2004

administration charge
grrrrrrrrr
feckin leeches

6 Dec 2004

Can you get to Manchester/Liecester in your time today?

6 Dec 2004

"Has the bus been yet?"
Well gee, Sparky if it had been already, do you think I'd be bloody standing here? mad

:x :x

6 Dec 2004

"West Ham United Nil"

6 Dec 2004

"If that went in it would have been a goal!" mad

Or just after a penalty shot in the last minute of the game... "Did you see that?" To which you can reply...."No. I was reading the latest edition of Wuthering Heights. I just couldn't put it down" evil

6 Dec 2004

Quote by thedukereid
ABSOLUTELY!
Why do some people insist on using that as a catch all punctuation to anything anyone else says? It always tells me they're not really listening at all, certainly not enough to think of something pertinent to say.

...absolutely.
i couldnt agree more. cool

6 Dec 2004

I saw, something to the effect of:
"This public place will not refund loses incured on this machine"
This poster was on a fruit machine no less. Couldnt believe what i was reading.
Oh and i hate the word Gobby. Such a horrible word.

6 Dec 2004

G and I met some friends at the Fox in Purly.
As they serve food, theres a sign over the bar that says
'Food order point only'
A word to the wise, the staff at the Fox have NO sense of humour!

6 Dec 2004

Quote by SunBunny
So am I in your TOP 5 shags?????
Do you lie or do you tell the truth. .. I never know....

With regard to that & a number of other potential questions....... people should not ask a question if they can't accept the answer that you are likely to give.

6 Dec 2004

Quote by fruity1976
There are no words that can piss me off more than spastic (spazzie) or retard!
I really hate those words they are so offensive to people and I forget the offensive amd ! They just make me cringe! I hate racict or derogetry terms although I think its ok to joke about disability (working with people with disabilities what a grt sense of humor, better than most (apparenlty!) normal people!)

Yes, disabled people can have a fantastically dark sense of humour. :twisted: biggrin

One of my dislikes is for the term "normal people", particularly for people who consider themselves to be "normal" & therefore somehow better than everyone else. :shock: :twisted: However it is difficult to come up with a suitable alternative. sad

6 Dec 2004

Quote by Red(RHG)
Agitate the bag........
:shock:
Cathy x

That's no way to talk about the mother-in-law... :shock:

6 Dec 2004

Too right Serendipity! I hate that word too....
Some of my most-hated are tranche, infrastructure, cohort, proactive, and almost any other trendy buzzword going.....
Rick.

6 Dec 2004

"Trouble getting in the Chat Room, please help"
Grrrr mad

6 Dec 2004

"Is this seat taken?"
Why yes, it's currently occupied by my friend, Harvey the invisible 6ft tall rabbit. What do you think, genius? rolleyes

6 Dec 2004

Your call is important to us....

6 Dec 2004

Had to laugh a while since, when a double glazing firm rang me at home one teatime....
She says "Hi, I'm so-and so, from xyz windows, who's speaking please?"
I said "You are you daft bugger" and put the phone down....
Rick biggrin

6 Dec 2004

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I'm going to have to use one that sometime!

6 Dec 2004

I'm not a racist but...........

6 Dec 2004

Quote by RickRoper
Had to laugh a while since, when a double glazing firm rang me at home one teatime....
She says "Hi, I'm so-and so, from xyz windows, who's speaking please?"
I said "You are you daft bugger" and put the phone down...

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6 Dec 2004

Quote by dambuster
Can you get to Manchester/Liecester in your time today?

Only if I travel in another dimension................. lol